GRYFFINDOR HOUSE
Beomgyu: "Hey! Do you have a sharpie? Thanks!" *proceeds to draw a face on his banana*
HUFFLEPUFF HOUSE
Soobin & HueningKai: "You know, I think the day I was born would be my favorite day of the year even if it wasn't my birthday."
RAVENCLAW HOUSE
Taehyun: "Do you think I can register a hamster as an emotional support pet?"
SLYTHERIN HOUSE
Yeonjun: "I know an old lady who swallowed a fly. It was me. I was the old lady. This is the timeline God abandoned."