Jiminie💕 : Idk what's going on but your mom told everyone I'm your boyfriend
She's proud that's so nice of her but everyone knows, even people she doesn't know
Alright she just told the cashier
The cashier glared at her, what am I supposed to do? I want to slap his face but I understand his reaction.
You : my mom loves u why aren't u happy?
Jimin : I just told you I was ????
🍯
Jimin : I'm waiting for (M/n)
You : dude lol first name basis already???
Jimin : I guess 😏😏
You : whatever
what is she doing?
Jimin : Talking with an old man in the restaurant, I told her I'd start the car
Btw
We had a nice chat
I can tell your mama loves you but I love you even more
You : 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Jimin : Also, she told me how you'd fart in your sleep
How did I never notice?
You : WHAT
NO
I DON'T
WTH
bye
Jimin : Hey! Come back
I don't mind 😅
(y/n)?
Babe??
You : f u