connie 🐸
1:54 AM
care to tell me wtf you just
said
good night, con. i'll go to sleep
now!! ❤️
answer me hoe!! 🔪
6:34 AM
so
SO WHAT
MEOMCHWOSEO GOMIN HAJIMA
DA SSEULDE EOPSEO
LET GO!!!!
AJIGEUN DABI EOPJIMAN YOU
CAN START THE FIGHT!!!
SO WHAT OH OH O HH OH H
OHHH OHH!!!!!
huh
did you seriously just type out
that
i'm guessing you searched the
lyrics
maybe i DID but it's my mf
jam!!
✓ sent 6:39 am
u are a pain in the ass
?!?!???!!
why message me so eARLy in
the mOrning???
because you didn't reply to me
a while ago!!
you ruined our sleep to freak out
over someone who was 'flirting'/
SEXTING with you and we ask
you who it is but you took your
time to leave us in the dark so
when sasha finally knew who it
was and you exposed yourself
you leave the groupchat while
we are in a SHAMBLES and
confusion after you left with a
"oH i thInk tHeY wERe JuST
jOkiNg wiTH mE LIke aLL otHer
FRIenDs do"
and when i ask for the deets in
PRIVATE, you go to sleep
the audacity!!!
maybe because they really
were just joking, connie!!! and
i might've gave it a deeper
meaning when they just meant
it as a friendly funny joke!!
the question is:
WHY GIVE IT MEANING IN THE
FIRST PLACE
I FUCKING KNEW YOU LIKE
BOSS HANGE
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO
HIDE IT
i don't like boss!! i just prefer
their company over yours, bro!!!
at least they don't threaten me
when i don't send a meme
i shouldn't have told y'all that it
was them 😭
actually, i shouldn't have told you
the whole thing!! i should've kept
it a secret
maayBE THEN UR NOT BEING
A MEANIE
U ARE THE MEAN ONE FOR
U HURT MY FEELIGS
I THOUGHT WE HAD EACH
OTHER'S BACK WHY DO U
HURT ME SO
✓ sent 6:47 am
whatever are u done
yeah
we'll be picking u up around
7 so get ready bitch
is armin coming with us???
HE'S LIKE THE ONLY PERSON
WHO DRIVES US TO WORK
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK
IS PICKING US UP
chill
i thought u had a car
ok
share the deets now before i
cry i need some drama and tea
that's, like, the only thing they
said i just summarized it bitch
WHAT
THERE'S NO STEAMY DIRTY
TALK
NO SENSUAL TALK WHERE ONE
GETS NEEDY AND SHARE THEIR
DEEPEST DARKEST FEELING
this ain't 50 shades of grey pls
stop
AND EW THEY'RE MY BOSS?!??
that's what eren said before he
sucked mr forster's dick
S T O P
i'm telling u to mikasa
yeah ok like she could do anything
lololol
anyways that was anticlimactic i
thought something interesting
would've happened
THEIR TEXTS ITSELF WAS
INTERESTING BC I TOTALLY
WASN'T EXPECTING THAT
everyone has a secret sex life
uh huh
what's ur secret sex life
i get off to shrek
i will ignore that
don't tell armin and sasha
what boss texted me ok
i wanna scar armin for life
lolol
let's exaggerate what they
said and make it weirder
hmmm and have little innocent
blondie get mad at us for possibly
forever but only a minute? yes
great now fuck off
fckn rud
lowkey i dont wanna go to
work i'm too shy to face
boss pls help me escape
u: 🤡