May 12, 2020
3:49 PM
PRIVATE CONVERSATION
hahahaas: hi liv
olivia_sway: oh hey dames
olivia_sway: i thought you got grounded no phone
hahahaas: lifted because i'm a good boy
olivia_sway: lit
hahahaas: so
olivia_sway: what
hahahaas: idk how to put this delicately
olivia_sway: put what lmao just come out and say it
hahahaas: i'm really jealous of your boyfriend and i hate it
olivia_sway: pfttttt what
olivia_sway: okay
olivia_sway: please tell me you're not confessing your love for me or some shit
hahahaas: NO oh gods nO
hahahaas: you're like my sister omg nOOO
hahahaas: but yeah i have a question
hahahaas: who's shayne's best friend
olivia_sway: 1/ phew
olivia_sway: 2: um you
olivia_sway: unless there's been some drastic shift, you guys have been best friends since you sat next to each other on the second day of sixth grade english
hahahaas: bUT i am an insecure little boy and sam has known shayne since second grade and i am *worried*
olivia_sway: bruh they haven't actually seen each other since like fourth grade
hahahaas: but they have history and a connection and and im me and and sjfkhdkjg he likes sam better i thought we were best friends but he totally is besties with sam they talk dsfhkjklsgb and they have you and fuck sdjhfdkgfsdl
olivia_sway: strok e much?
olivia_sway: relax
olivia_sway: shayne n sam have both told me how weird it was when shayne texted sam out of the blue about me
olivia_sway: shayne just remembered him and knew i would like him
olivia_sway: they've become closer but no one is as important to shayne as you, trust me
olivia_sway: also you are you
olivia_sway: and that is amazing
olivia_sway: and you're so funny and sweet and genuine and a good friend to boot
olivia_sway: i love you and shayne does too and so does sam and boze and court and keith and noah and marhinki and all your gamer friends and just everyone in existence lmao there is NO reason to be jealous
hahahaas: livv im crying i don't deserve you
hahahaas: sorry for dumping that insecurity on you it's not fair :(
hahahaas: also it's very trivial
olivia_sway: it's okay
olivia_sway: i constantly worry abt court liking mari better than me too which sucks because they have camp memories and friendships
olivia_sway: but i know we're still best friends
olivia_sway: we're ALL best friends :)
hahahaas: yes. yes we are
hahahaas: will we add sam to the gc
hahahaas: that is the question
olivia_sway: oo that reminds me of something i have to do later
olivia_sway: idk if we will
olivia_sway: but yeah remind me later just text me "hey stupid bitch you forgot" in like two days
hahahaas: stupid bitch included?
olivia_sway: to be determined
May 15, 2020
5:45 PM
<olivia_sway added court_bort, topphatt, hahahaas, bbbabieboze, leakthegeek2, _gross_man_, sohinki, atomic_marii, and ovenshiray to the chat>
olivia_sway: hey mari hink or joven add the gamer kids to the chat i want to try something
atomic_marii: on it
<atomic_marii added nerdsworth, wes.johnson, and _davidmoss_ to the chat>
atomic_marii: bam
_davidmoss_: wtf
_davidmoss_: this is like chat number 20 i thought i had a break from you idiots
_davidmoss_: bUT NO THERE'S DOUBLE IDIOTS
court_bort: excuse we are not idiots dAVID
_davidmoss_: how dare you i am now lasercorn
wes.johnson: oh right i forgot about your stupid-ass tattoo
sohinki: #living that eighteen year old life laSeRcOrn
leakthegeek2: what the fuck is a lasercorn
ovenshiray: it's a fucking unicorn
nerdsworth: with a cool af rocket
_davidmoss_: regrets: none
_gross_man_: oooookayyyyy then
bbbabieboze: YOOO
bbbabieboze: ALL MY HOMIES
bbbabieboze: AH kill me never let me say that again
wes.johnson: take one step forward
topphatt: iF yOu kIsS tHe hOmIeS gOoDnIgHt
ovenshiray: wgat is happening
atomic_marii: I SAID IT WOULD BE CHAOS
hahahaas: the union has taken place
nerdsworth: aight this is really weird
leakthegeek2: bruh
_gross_man_: liv what did you do
olivia_sway: i birthed a demon baby
olivia_sway: i'm sorryyy brunch was so fun and if all of us were together i thought it'd also be fun lmao
wes.johnson: this is fun
wes.johnson: haha still in school
nerdsworth: are ALL of you guys juniors 'cept mars and matt
hahahaas: yessiree
wes.johnson: cool
atomic_marii: damien is letting us crash his school's prom
ovenshiray: ohoho sick of fullerton's fucked up prom eh
topphatt: yeah sohinki told us about that
court_bort: mhm who the hell has senior prom after graduation
_davidmoss_: f u l l e r t o n
bbbabieboze: better than no prom at all do not even come at me
hahahaas: which is why you're coming with ussss yayyy
bbbabieboze: yay indeed
ovenshiray: boo i want to meet you
bbbabieboze: maybe sometime
topphatt: you all seem cool
olivia_sway: success
court_bort: smosh meets games
<court_bort renamed the chat smosh n games>
topphatt: you're nerd
topphatt: mad cute doe
hahahaas: ew gross
wes.johnson: ew gross
hahahaas: bROOO
bbbabieboze: damien and wes the ultimate (b)romance
court_bort: get a room DAMN
atomic_marii: goddamn imagine this in person
sohinki: oop-
leakthegeek2: welp this is what i'm doing with my friday night ig
_gross_man_: hot damn !
sohinki: omg noah your first b99 reference on a gc i am very proud
_gross_man_: why thank you captain ;0
_gross_man_: kay that's weird
_davidmoss_: haahha another b99 fan i am very down
nerdsworth: the office is the best michael schur show but okay
hahahaas: wHAT is this TOMFOOLERY
bbbabieboze: it is OBVIOUSLY parks and rec do NOT EVEN
hahahaas: DAMN RIGHT IT IS COURTNEY AND MARI CAN GET OUT OF HERE WITH THE GOOD PLACE
bbbabieboze: OMG DAMIEN
hahahaas: WHAT BOATS
bbbabieboze: YOU ME LA TREAT YO SELF DAY
hahahaas: !! yes please
bbbabieboze: ITS A DATE MOTHERCLUCKER
court_bort: janet is better.
May 16, 2020
1:01 AM
PRIVATE CONVERSATION
hahahaas: i like boze
court_bort: !!
court_bort: not that it wasn't obvious but !!
hahahaas: shit i like boze
hahahaas: i've been trying to deny it for months and i've been trying to stop bc she isn't interested in me but i like her a lot and it sucks
court_bort: damien!! likes boze!!
hahahaas: yes we have been over that
court_bort: may i tell shayne if he doesn't know already
hahahaas: no god no he will literally never let me hear the end of it
court_bort: why are you so sure now?
court_bort: at one in the morning
hahahaas: because she said the treat yo self thing and could've said that to anyone but no it was me and i can picture the face she made bc she gets excited and it's very very cute and she's very awesome and i want to go on a date with her and realized that thinking about it for hours means i really do like her and like a lot a lot
court_bort: jessh
court_bort: JEESH
court_bort: you have it bad bad bad
hahahaas: what the hell do i do
court_bort: well idk you guys talk a LOT and you're already really close and shiz
court_bort: maybe all you need is meeting in person idk idk
hahahaas: damn
hahahaas: i hate unrequited crushes
hahahaas: youre not single lucky
court_bort: ik i got lucky af
court_bort: my boi is very nice very great
court_bort: i mean does she laugh when you're talking bc if she laughs and thinks you're funny thats a good sign
hahahaas: yes but so do you lmao
court_bort: well you're my bestie boy and a very funny boy
court_bort: bozey would be lucky to have you and she better like you
court_bort: i won't pry but she better
hahahaas: getting random shit off your chest with one am confessions>>
hahahaas: love you court time to sleep
court_bort: luh you and agreed.
May 20, 2020
8:05 AM
PRIVATE CONVERSATION
leakthegeek2: hey major oh shit moment
atomic_marii: shoot
atomic_marii: both meanings what's wrong and go for it
leakthegeek2: i forgot everything i know about the industrial revolution and that happens to be my test next period and you're my asian tiger mom and you'll make sure i get an a
atomic_marii: chill it's just nerves you'll prob remember by next period
atomic_marii: want some pics of my notes from that class junior year?
atomic_marii: you're lucky i'm home today
leakthegeek2: yes i cannot thank you enough omg my SAVIOR T_T
leakthegeek2: thank you thank you tjank youthankyou
atomic_marii:
(insert [european cultures maybe?] notes- em)
atomic_marii: hopefully that's good
leakthegeek2: perfect damien borrowed my notes bc i thought i was good but i wasn't but now i am good yay
atomic_marii: okay go study!!
leakthegeek2: thanks mama mari
atomic_marii: np anytime bud
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a/n: hi i am back!! yet another private chapter, some chaos, some confessions, a giant new gc that will occasionally make some appearances ;) and some floof. not only am i watching gts rn, reading fanfiction, but i'm writing this and being happy to be at not only 900 reads but also 9th in the smosh tag rn! ilu guys thanks for a great last month of 2019 and very happy (bit belated) 2020 :)