Timeskip- each daughter is 13-14
Adore
-you got a call from the school
-"it happened"
-"SHIT"
-you brought her chocolate and tissues
-"Mom I don't want to bleed out of my vagina once a month"
-"if I could stop it I would"
-Danny just didn't say anything
-It was horrible
-Savannah was a wreck
Blair
-"MOM! IS THERE SUPPOSED TO BE BLOOD IN MY UNDERWEAR?!"
-"Elliot, run. Andrew, go to Walmart."
-"Why me?"
-"Because moms keep their daughters stable. Dads don't know how."
-"fair point. You'll be fine sweetheart it's normal!"
-"BUT I DONT WANT IT TO BE"
-"TOUGH SHIT LEAH"
-"ELLIOT! WHAT DID I TELL YOU?"
-"Dad can I come with you? I'm scared..."
Kameron
-Ashlynn started overnight
-"MOMMY HELP"
-"Uh Oh..."
-"Boys we're going to lock ourselves in mom and dads room"
-"Dane, you are not leaving me with this!"
-"TOO LATE!"
-Dane just told the boys what to do and what not to do
-You made sure Ashlynn didn't kill someone
-Carter and Jonathan were frightened
Aquaria
-When Anastasia started, Gio panicked.
-When Regina started, Anastasia laughed
-"Anastasia, don't laugh. You would know how shitty this is."
-"Gio, just shut up and hide."
-"Yes ma'am."
-You flipped him off and the girls laughed
-You gave them Ben and Jerry's and they were fine
-Gio was scared
-You both just didn't get in their way
Miz Cracker
-The twins started at the same time
-Max was the only one home.
-he called you and told you to bring chocolate
-when Allison started Valerie laughed and Phoenix hugged her
-"Val shut up! You were in tears!"
-"Leave me out of this!"
-"EVERYBODY CALM DOWN BEFORE I MAKE YOU"
-Max was hiding while you yelled at them
-"Mommy I'm scared why is there so much"
-"Oh honey..."
Brooke Lynn
-When Maria started Brock actually pointed it out and she burst into tears.
-"Is there supposed to be that much?"
-"It'll even out."
-By the time Abigail started he was honestly used to it
-"Its gonna be that kind of week."
-"I'll start the car."
-Teamwork is important, parents of daughters
-so is chocolate and whatever the hell your kid uses
-also iron. When Abigail knew where beef came from she stopped eating it, so she just needed an iron pill every month. Other than that it wasn't terrible.
Ariel
-Oh hell no
-"Our baby's a woman...a bleeding, kinda scary woman...I'm having flashbacks."
-"Don't remind me"
-"Sucks to be you!"
-"IAN WE'RE GOING TO WALMART."
-"Why are you taking me?"
-"Because you're an idiot and I need to protect you from the devil that is your sister."
-"Bryan you're making it worse you moron."
-Bryan and you were just having flashbacks and trying not to cry. Stella cried though...a lot.
Miss Fame
-Kurtis almost contemplated sacrificing a chicken but you yelled at them
-Kira was more calm than you guys...that's kinda worrying.
-Still, Kira is your baby and well-like mother like daughter
-When She was sad you gave her hugs, when she was mad you just left her in her room and slipped a chocolate bar under the door.
-Kurtis was not ok as soon as you told them this basically meant she could get pregnant now
-"Not on my watch she won't."
-Dad mode®️ initiated
-Kira was a wreck by the end of the week
-"I told you you wouldn't be fine."
Alaska
-No thanks
-You found Aspen crying in her closet
-"I don't wanna talk about it..."
-"Well fuck that doesn't make my job any easier."
-You eventually got it out of her and Justin wasn't ok
-"Nope not today Satan-I mean...my poor baby...?"
-"You're an idiot."
-Aspen screamed at you for letting her sneeze
-Poor Justin was in the middle of a screaming match every month
Valentina
-Carolina got hers when you were out to dinner
-"...Get me out of here..."
-The boys ran outside as fast as possible (THEY ARE SPEED)
-James was frightened
-They were just praying in the corner like when you got yours
-The boys asked stupid questions
-"DIOS MIO SHES BLEEDING LIKE SHES BEEN SHOT!"
-"ALEJANDRO YOU IDIOT!"
-Good luck
Farrah
-"No no no no no no no no no"
-Cameron told Jackson to run and not look back. You told him to just shut up
-Jackson was crying while London screeched at him. You and Cameron were having flashbacks.
-You threw a box of pads at London and called it a day
-Poor Jackson...Cameron forced him to go to the drugstore with her.
-"I don't think I'm supposed to touch this..."
-"Just give me my ibuprofen and go away."
-"I'd scold her but I'm scared of her..."
-All of you just ended up crying at some point.