Adore
-"MARY MOTHER OF CHRIST HOW"
-"Well, I'm incredibly physically uncomfortable, I have a fuck load of makeup on and look like the lovechild of Pete Burns and Courtney Love."
-"Don't forget duct tape!"
- "NEVER forget duct tape..."
- "Is that what makes you uncomfortable?"
-"You've ripped it off of me. You tell me."
Blair
-"I'm pretty sure that you're not a biological woman, but along with my sexuality, starting to question that."
- "Thanks?"
- "You're welcome, you fucking goddess."
-blushing like a fool
-thinks you're lying at one point but then looks in the mirror.
-"Oh, stop...wait a min...you weren't wrong."
-"Am I ever?"
Kameron
-"I only have one question-does it hurt?"
-"Not if you do it right."
-"I just wanna make sure you didn't hurt yourself."
-"The first time I did."
-"Well it pays off...you look like Hercules had a sex change."
-very flattered
Aquaria
-"Who are you and what have you done with my boyfriend?"
- Didn't stop laughing but it was the best thing you'd seen all day so you didn't mind.
- "Babe am I flat?"
- "You're good."
-"Good because last time I wasn't fully tucked..."
- "Yikes...TMI, babe."
Miz Cracker
-"She's a womannn!"
-"You're not gonna let me live that down are you?"
-"Nope! Never!"
- attacked you with kisses for payback
-Lipstick everywhere. Did you care? Nah.
Brooke Lynn
- "HOW?!"
- "I dunno..?"
- "Who let their sugar mommy into my house?"
- burst out laughing
- hugged you and called you her number one fan
- strongly implied that the logic of your earlier remark made her your sugar mommy
Ariel
-"I- I don't know what emotion to feel right now. You look like a different person but holy fuck..."
-"If you don't look at my ass at least once I'm considering this a waste of money."
-"I don't think I'm capable of NOT looking..."
-"Mission accomplished."
-"I'm serious."
-"That's the point."
-"I don't think I want you to go to this gig alone..."
Tatianna
-"I have a vagina and I look less like a woman than you do. Fuck you."
- "You look like more of a woman than me actually. Also I believe you di-"
-"SHUT IT"
- Smooth, Tati. Smoooooth
Aja
-"Oh my god I'm dating a beautiful creature."
-"No bitch that's me."
-"Stop flirting for five seconds and let me question my sexuality in peace."
-"1...2...3..."
-"Damn you."
Miss Fame
-"Does not compute-"
- She laughed at how shook you were
- "I watched too many people do their makeup to not want to try and beat a face myself."
-"Why are you so good though?"
-"Honestly the brush touches my face then what happens in between is a blur."
-"How many drugs did you take?"
Alaska
-"You didn't have to make me feel even shorter with that damn hair."
-"That was unintentional don't hurt me."
-"I love you too much to do that. And I can't reach."
- Just sat there making you laugh with a dramatization of her process
Valentina
-You briefly forgot how to speak.
- "When did Selena and Sofia Vergara have a lovechild?"
- Made them laugh too much
-"I don't look that good!"
-"No, you look better."
Farrah
-"OH MY GOD"
-"Um...hi?"
-"Farrah...Cameron...Farrah...Cameron..."
-"Oh shit...Y/N, are you okay?"
-"I don't know...I don't know anything anymore..."
- This is bi panic at its fucking peak, babe. Go outside.