The ASEAN Kids: *Doing their own stuffs when suddenly...*
*BAM!*
Me: *Slams the door open*
Singapore: For god sake! Can you stop breaking our furnitures?! First, the window! Now, the door?! Do you not know I was the one who paaiiiddd all of the furnitures with my own money and you all like break the furnitures like it was nothing! AJCFUJBGBVFDSJH!! *Becomes crazy because of the broken furnitures*
Vietnam: *Le slap Singa and hit em in the head* Shut up.
Me: Oh, sorry... ^^ by the way, I have a new dare for you guys!! And this will be exciting!!
All except Phil and Brunei: Yay... new dare...
Me: Okay then... here's your dares!!
Me: This dare is from @XxLazyCatxX123 and it's for y'all. Including you, ASEAN. *Glances to ASEAN who's drinking coffee*
ASEAN: *Spits his coffee* W-what?! Why do I supposed to do it too?!
Me: Because she said ALL of The ASEAN Family.
ASEAN: Hm, makes sense.
Me: Okay! Like always, Indo will do it first!
Indonesia: Why should I do this again? I don't have a crush!
Me: What about Neth?
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Meanwhile in Europe~
Netherlands: Achoo!
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Back in Asia~
Indonesia: *Blushing* H-he's just a friend...
Me: Oh really~? *Smirks*
Indonesia: Yes! Stop looking at me like that! *Blushes even redder*
Me: Okay, it's already obvious that Indo loves Neth!
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Meanwhile in Europe~ (again :v)
Netherlands: Achoo!
Belgium: Broer, are you okay?
Netherlands: I'm fine Bel... it's just a sneeze...
Belgium: Oh... okay...
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Back in Asia~ (again :v)
Indonesia: I. Don't. Love. Him. *Blushing*
Me: Okay, next!
Malaysia: Eh, don't have one.
Me: Okay, I trust you.
Indonesia: Oh Come one! *Angry*
Me: Next...!
Philippines: My crush is everyone! UwU
Me: Spain?
Philippines: I already told everyone. He's my amigo.
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Meanwhile Spain~
Spain: 'Why do I feel heartbroken?' ;) *In his mind*
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Me: Whatever... Next, Singa!
Singapore: Money.
Me: Okay... that's weird... Brunei?
Brunei: I don't have a crush because it's unholy.
Me: Okay, so you're going to be lonely for the rest of your life?
Brunei: It's the only way to be holy.
Me: Kay, Thai?
Thailand: Of course, Viet~ *Glances to Viet*
Vietnam: *Looks to Thai with a disgust look*
Me: Next is Viet... well, obviously it's gonna be Thai!
Vietnam: What, no. I love his brother.
Thailand: What? I don't have a brother.
Vietnam: Yes you have. He's from H*t*li*.
Thailand: O-oh... he loves my brother/other self from that anime... *Sits in the corner*
*Inserts a sad song*
Here's the sad song...
Me: *Goes to Thailand* *Pats his back* Hey, if he loves your other self, then he loves you because you both are Thailands.
Thailand: Y-you're right... Viet loves me... VIET LOVES ME! Viet, let's go on a date! *Grabs Viet's arm and goes outside with Viet*
Viet: Hey! Let me gooo!!
Thailand: Nu-uh! You're coming with me, sweetie~
Viet: Ew!
*SLAM*
Singapore: CAN SOMEONE CLOSE IT GENTLY FOR ONCE?!?!
Me: Okay... Next! Who will it be... *Looks to Myanmar*
Myanmar: Laos. *Blushes a little bit*
Laos: O-O
Me: Well, that's surprising. What about you, Cam? Who's your crush? *Turns to Cambodia*
Cambodia: Your mom.
Me: Sadly, my mom is already married and had me and my siblings.
Cambodia: It was just a joke.
Me: I know, I know... Next! Laos?
Laos: None.
Me: Oh, you have a crush on None? Why haven't I heard about them? Have you been keeping it a secret?
Laos: ... idiot... -_-
Me: That hurts... And the last one... Papa ASEAN!
ASEAN: I'm not your dad and no, I don't have a crush.
Me: Your crush is not EU?
ASEAN: Since when I had a crush on him? We were just friends and trading partners.
Me: Yeee... I'm not gonna trust you...
ASEAN: But it's tr—
Me: Okay! Enough with the complains! I'm sorry if you're not enjoying this chapter. It's just I'm too lazy to write more. For the others, be patient with your dares. Baiii!!
ASEAN: I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON EU!! *Blushes*
Indonesia: *Curses bas words in Indonesian language* IhateLamppostIhateLamppostIhateLamppostIhateLamppost...! *Repeats every words he said* (Oh yeah, Lamppost is Neth. You guys can read the chapter "MaPhilIndo vs BeNeLux for more info about Neth's weird nickname)
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Meanwhile with Thailand & Vietnam~
Thailand: Oh c'mon, Viet. It's just our first date~ *Holding Viet's hand*
Vietnam: Since when I agreed on going to a date with you... and don't touch me. It's disgusting. -_-
Thailand: You're such a party pooper =3=
Vietnam: *Sigh* whatever, I'm going home... *Lets go of Thailand's hand by force*
Thailand: W-Wait—
*Portal comes out of nowhere*
???1: Ahh...!! *Fell from the portal*
???2: *Fell on top of ???1*
*Portal closes*
Vietnam: What the...
Thailand: Wait the minute... *Observes ???1 and ???2* @/$8-(/)?! /$&2&6-?!
TBC...?