#Gay=Fabulous
So in class the other day, the school counselor came in and counseled us about peer pressure and stuff, and she handed out these cards and asked us to react to them, and mine was something like
"There's a video on youtube that reveals that a kid at your school is gay. What do you do?"
And I look straight at the counselor and said, "Okay, first of all, it's not called being gay, it's called being FABULOUS!" And then I did jazz hands.
Half the class laughed. Half the class was scarily silent. I just snorted and continued on with a legit answer.
Afterwards my friend Lucy says, "You know, Hannah, half the school thinks you're gay now."
And I resisted the urge to inform her that it's actualled called 'lesbian' when it's a girl. Instead I just sang quite loudly, "lalala, I don't CARE!"
She sighed and stopped bothering me about it.
:3