(This is just some random crap, because I feel like I haven't updated this book in a while now. I hope it's at least a bit entertaining though. Comment if you have any asks or dares please❤️)
Josjos- Hello my students, and welcome to my very first lesson here in the trollvillage!
Poppy, Branch, Cooper, Smidge and Biggie- Hi.
Josjos- Today I'm going to teach you random crap and some Swedish! Yay!
Branch- I'm excited for the "random crap" part, let's do this.
Cooper- Same man! I love random crap! One day I pooped a cake instead of a cupcake! It was fantastic! *Laughs*
Branch- *Facepalms*
Josjos- Yay! Okay, so we start with the "random crap" then. Can some-troll tell me what this is? *Holds up a cupcake*
Everyone- CUPCAKE
Josjos- Ah, but is it really so? *Breaks it, and two egg yolks comes out* (I googled up yolks Idk if that's how you really say it hehe..)
Everyone- *Gasps*
Josjos- Soooo, is a cupcake some kind of egg? And if so, does baby Coopers come out of them, since Cooper poops cupckes? AND IF SO, DOES COOPER HAVE A BROTHER!!??
Cooper- Man, I like these theories *smiles*
Smidge- But wouldn't that mean we're eating Coopers children!? OH MY GAH!
Everyone except Cooper- *Screams*
Cooper- ...Haha, I don't get it!
Josjos- .....Eh, next "crap"! What do you see? *Holds up a picture of Poppy and Branch on my phone*
Everyone except Poppy and Branch- BROPPY!!
Josjos- YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!
Poppy and Branch- *Looks at each other* Huh?
Everyone else- 😏
Josjos- Hehe, okay next thing! Why does a troll's hair grow upwards?
Biggie- Does your hair do that? I mean, you always has it in a sideways ponytail.
Josjos- Yes it does. I just..uh.....you know what, next thing. Does Cloud Guy have a "real" name or is his real name Cloud Guy?
Poppy- ...Good question, I have never asked him that actually. We just suppose that's his name, because he answers to it.
Josjos- Okay.......... ONTO THE LAST THING! It's time to teach you some SWEDISH!! *excitement*
Everyone- wow...
Josjos- Hej means Hi....
Everyone- .......................................................................
Josjos- WELP THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY CLASS! IT'S TIME FOR THE BEST PART ABOUT SCHOOL. GOING HOME!!😁
Everyone- ...........YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!! *Runs out from the classroom*
Josjos- LOVE YA! SEE YA! HEJDÅÅÅÅÅÅ! (Bye in swedish)