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mayastan: met this cutie today.
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alexsanchez: marry me pls
-mayastan: shut up
username: you're so pretty!!🥺
-mayastan: you're an angel :)
username2: hi mom
-mayastan: well, hello!
username3: 😍😍😍
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messages
maya💘:
alex, guess who just got a
new number!!!
unsaved number:
um...my name isnt alex
maya💘:
of course it is- trust me. i would
know my bestfriends name
unsaved number:
well it looks like you dont
maya💘:
well this was unexpected,
unsaved number:
let's start this over. hi,
my names tim.
maya💘:
hi my names maya
tim🙃:
nice to meet you, maya.
not to brag but i have really
good knock knock jokes
want to hear one?
forget i asked, im sending one
regardless
knock knock
maya💘:
who's there?
tim🙃:
leaf
maya💘:
leaf who?
tim🙃:
leaf me alone
maya💘:
please dont ever do
that again
tim🙃::
dont lie, i know you
laughed