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Sam
Borky wtf
Bucky
Borky Barney? You have to be joking
Peter
He's not wrong though
Sam
Nobody asked for your opinion
Bucky
You wanna go, punk
Peter
T'Chill out
Why you in a big time rush
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Peter
Make it count, play it straight
Don't look back, don't hesitate
When you go big time
What you want, what you feel
Never quit and make it real
When you roll big time
Peter
Hey, hey
Listen to your heart now
Hey, hey
Don't you feel the rush?
Peter
Hey, hey
Better take your shot now
Tony
IT IS 3 O'CLOCK IN THE MORING
SHUT THE [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ] UP YOU ASSHOLES
Bucky
No u
Peter
You can't yell at us when you're up too
Hypocrite smh
Tony
STOP EXPOSING ME LIKE THAT
You did it to yourself
Peter
What
Sam
Why is there an ugly spider on my phone
Get it off
Peter
This is child abuse
Nat
Please give me one good reason why I shouldn't get out of bed to kill you guys
Peter
I'm baby
💕uwu💕 Natasha Romanoff 💕uwu💕
Nat
Those two check out
Bucky
I'm old
Nat
Your point
Bucky
It's rude to beat up old people
Nat
Ok boomer
Bucky
Sis eye-
Sam
I'm innocent owo
Nat
No you're not. Have a nice death
Tony
You're my bff
Nat
Wrong. That's Clint
Clint
I was called
Nat
Shut up, you're deaf
Wow, so badass
I love you, queen
Nat
I know ❤️
Peter, Shuri and Harley are a go
Peter
WAKE UP, LOSERS!
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
Nat
I'm intrigued
Tony
No, we want sleep
Peter
It's of utmost importance
Steve
Why is my phone going off
Peter
Because I have an important announcement
Sam
Nobody cares
Bucky
Unless the world is ending, I don't want to hear it
The world will end if you don't listen
Thor
I had to leave a meeting for this
What's up
Tony
But it's 3 am
...right time zones exist
Peter
Not everyone answered but I'm going to assume you are all reading this
Rhodey
@ me next time
@wanda
@bruce
@vision
Bruce
This is Hulk discrimination
Wanda
Let me eat my tub of ice cream in peace
Vision
I was charging
Tony
No you weren't
Peter
Here me out
The Avengers staring in a reality tv show on YouTube
Clint
I'm in
Peter and I are the co producers
Shuri is post production
Harley is the director
Tony
That sounds like a disaster
Thor
It'll give me something to do that's not boring. I'm in
Steve
Why
Peter
Why not
Bucky
I'm going to be a YouTube star!
Wanda
Everyone is in because I said so
Then it's decided!
Tony
I did not agree to this
Rhodey
Yes you did
Nat
As long as you don't show anything confidential, it's actually a really good idea
Clint
The only thing that's confidential is the clap of these ass cheeks
Steve
Clint!
Clint
What
Steve, stop acting like a grandpa
Embrace the Avengers as the dummy thicc team they are
Tony
God bless America's Ass🇺🇸
Bucky
He still radiates twink energy tho
Sam
Smol feisty boi
Steve
Please stop
Peter
How 'bout no
Bruce
The curvature of that ass is beyond science
See, even Bruce gets it
Bruce
What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing. You just don't talk much on here, but whenever you do, it's a blessing
Thor
Cassptain Assmerica
Peter
That is valid, Mr. Thor
Wanda
Boo-ta-ti 🍑
Rhodey
Remember when we not talking about Steve's ass? No, neither do I
Vision
My ass is robotic beep boop have a nice day
Wanda, come get your microwave
He's doing it again