Hello, Goodbye [BHNA Chatfic]

By EuniceAphroditis

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Un: you know you're a lot like an atomic compound you're simple you aren't connected to anything and you hav... More

Playlist
username guide
prologue
chapter one
chapter two
chapter three
chapter four
chapter five
chapter six
chapter seven
chapter eight
chapter nine
chapter ten
chapter eleven
chapter twelve
chapter thirteen
chapter fourteen
chapter fifteen
chapter sixteen
chapter seventeen
chapter eighteen
chapter nineteen
chapter twenty
chapter twenty-one
chapter twenty-two
chapter twenty-four
chapter twenty-five
chapter twenty-six
chapter twenty-seven
chapter twenty-eight
chapter twenty-nine
Christmas special
chapter thirty
chapter thirty-one
chapter thirty-two
chapter thirty-three
chapter thirty-four
chapter thirty-five
chapter thirty-six
Reader Input? (A/N)
chapter thrity-seven
chapter thirty-eight
chapter thirty-nine

chapter twenty-three

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Shinsou 
Just choose one 

Un
I did choose one! 

Shinsou 
No 
You didn't 
You chose them all 

Un
Excuse you GOOD SIR 
You are wrong 

Shinsou 
You have a check mark next to every picture 
Well, all of them except for Solis'

Un
Damn right I didn't choose Solis
He couldn't design before and her sure as hell can't now

Shinsou
You still selected every other picture 

Un
THAT MAY BE TRUE 
But I haven't selected two rooms 

Shinsou 
I doubt that since I'm staring at a full screen of check marks 

Un
That is where you are WRONG 
There are two blanks pictures where Bakugou's room and Mineta's rooms should be 
Meaning I didn't choose their rooms >:)

Shinsou 
Then why is there a check in the box labeled 'bakugou' 

Un
Uh 
Well
I just thought his room would probably be cool even if we couldn't see it 👉👈

Shinsou 

Un
What 
Say it
Coward 

Shinsou
Just choose one room so we can be done with this 

Un
But…

Shinsou 
But what? 
You literally proposed this as crushing children's dreams 
And now you won't choose a room 

Un
Well,,,
I just don't want them to feel bad about their rooms ( ・ั﹏・ั)

Shinsou
See
It's that

Un
It's what?

Shinsou
Why are you caring about being nice now? 

Un
Excuse? 
Nice? 
Me?
 NEVER

Shinsou 
… 
Mhm

Un
COME ON SHIN
This is me we're talking about 
I am the epitome of not caring 

Shinsou 
Don't call me shin 

Un
And now I'm going to call you shin 
Because I'm MEAN 

Shinsou
It's one more syllable 

Un has changed Shinsou's nickname to Shin

Un
And I had one more fuck to give 
Then I threw it away 

Shin
I didn't mean rude 
I just meant not so focused on feelings 

Un
And this matters why? 
So what I'm not stone cold bitch all the time 

Shin
You know that's not what I meant 

Un
Do I though?
Because right now I'm not sure what you mean 

Shin
I mean that you usually don't care what others think when you say something 
You speak your thoughts and make choices on your own but now you're talking like you're walking on eggshells 
Why do you care so much? 

Un
I don't know?? 
I just don't want them to dislike me 

Shin 
But why?
What does class 1-A have that you so desperately want? 
They're 20 people out of a whole world.

Un

I don't know. Okay? 
Jesus, I've known you for like a month and you already talk like you're my psychologist 
Let's not talk about this, we've got rooms to judge. 

Shin
Okay

Un
Thank you
I like Koda's bunny because he's a cute little shit 
But Iida is turning on my Book Kink so I'm a bit torn 

Shin 
Sero obviously has the eye appeal though 
And he has an extra sleeping space 

Un
True true 
But we can't forget the dual usage of Kirishima's room 

Shin 
I can smell the sweat just looking at it though 

Un
Oh damn, you're right
I've smelled him after a workout before too 
It's not pleasant 

Shin 
E x c u s e 

Un
Okay, long story 
I went to see Izu because he's a dumbass but then I accidently knocked on Kiri's room looking for Solis and then I didn't recognize him because his hair was down even though I hung out there on the first day I got there and saw everyone but that's besides the point
So yeah 

Shin
I now have more questions 

Un
Hold them in your ass until we have this voting done 
Strengthen the cheeks 

Shin
… 
Choose 

Un
F I NE. 

 
I choooooooose 
Sero 

Shin
The obvious winner

Un
It came down to him and Koda 
Basically bunny bc hammock 
And sorry bun boi, but I like air sleep 

S

hin 
Now to deliver the news 

Un
And watch the water works begin 

Shin
Please send screenshots 
I make a tally of Everytime one of them cries for a stupid reason 

Un
Wait 
Fr?

Shin
Yes for real

Un
Why did you tell me??
I have SO MUCH CONTENT 

Shin 
I expect a detailed report by the end of the week 
On my desk 
Times New Roman 
12 point 

Un
Yes sir
Mr bossman sir 

Un has left the chat

Shin has left the chat 

Let's Ambush ____

Un has logged on 

Un
Greetings 
Friends
Romans 
Countrymen 

Todoroki
Step down Antony 

Un

Et Tu Todo?

Todoroki 
And so fall ___

Deku
 …
I just barfed a little in my mouth 

KingExplosionMuder 
You have no place to talk dumbass 
You breath and I vomit 

Un
Okay
That escalated quickly 
Bakugou 
Do you have something you need to talk about 🥺

KingExplosionMuder
The fuck are you saying 

Un
Well,,,
It's just if you're vomiting so easily 
Are there any digestion issues you've been having 

RadioGaGa 

This is what bakugou looks like literally whenever Midoriya says anything 

KingExplosionMuder
DONT TALK LIKE YOU KNOW ME WEIRD EARS 

Un
is
Is that really the best you could do? 

RadioGaGa
He's been lacking creativity lately 

Thwomp
I think it's because we're becoming friends 
Cracking his tough guy shield to reach the even tougher friend underneath 😤🤜🤛

KingExplosionMuder
THATS THE DUMBEST SHIT YOUVE EVER LET THROUGH YOUR MOUTH 

Thwomp 
The cracks are...kind of small 
But the progress
Is being made 

Un
You didn't 
You did not just cause a SNIFFLE 
TO BE ASTRICKED BY KIRI
Y O U 
M O N S T E R 
I offered you the benefit of the doubt
A chance to grow into my bestest friend 
Izu almost had a heart attack multiple times
And all for what?
SO YOU COULD MAKE KIRI CRY? 
NO SIR
I'm going to have to ask you to REFRAIN 
Not sustain.  

KingExplosionMuder
Are you done yet? 
My eyes are burning from reading this crap

Un
Did you forget how to blink? 
Because plankton did that one time 

KingExplosionMuder
The fuck is a plankton 

Todoroki 
It's a collection of deep sea organisms that provide nutrients to larger organisms 
We talked about it in our marine unit of bio, Bakugou 
I'm surprised you forgot already 

Un
He probably doesn't take notes 

RadioGaGa
He never takes notes 😔

Un
Gasp
Not even I highlighter?

RadioGaGa
Not even a coposition notebook in sight

Un
Well I can get that
Composition notebooks are SHIT

KingExplosionMuder
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU 
I KNOW WHAT PLANKTON ARE 
I GOT FIRST ON THAT TEST IN CASE YOUR TINY BRAINS FORGOT 
AND I DONT TAKE NOTES BECAUSE I DONT NEED THEM 
MY MEMORY IS BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED

Todoroki
Mhm
Sure
You definitely have a second quirk that boosts your memory

Un
Oh he obviously does
That's exactly why you remembered Kaminari's birthday and left a card outside his dorm room 

Theonewithelectricity 

KingExplosionMuder
How the FUCK do you know that 

Un
SOLIS TOLD ME 
B I T C H 

KingExplosionMuder
THATS IT 
HES DEAD MEAT

KingExplosionMuder has left the chat 

Thwomp
DAMMIT 
Not again ____ 
He punched the wall 

Un
Hell yeah 
Only took five minutes this time 
You owe ten bucks Todo

Todoroki 
Fine
A deals a deal 

SizzleBitch 
You made a deal???

Un
Yeah
Todoroki thought it would take ten minutes for me to get Bakugan pissed off 
I said five 
And I win  

SizzleBitch
So you just sacrificed Solis for ten dollars 

Un
Well…
When you put it that way 
I should've bet fifteen 

Theonewithelectricity
ENOUGH OF THIS CHIT CHAT 
IVE BEEN WAITING AN HOUR FOR THE FINAL ROOM CHALLENGE VOTE 
SO 
SPILL
THE 
T E A 

Un
Okay okay geez
You don't have to bring up stale slang kiwi 
The winner 
In a unanimous 2 vote 
Is 
The hero of the 1-A course 
Known for their skills 
In the classes of the hero course 
At UA high school 

SizzleBitch
GET ON WITH IT BITCH 

Un

 
It seems no one appreciates a good reveal in the stifled modern time 
Fine, I'll be boring 
Sero wins 

Theonewithelectricity
WHAT?

FlexTape 
WHAT? 
I honestly wasn't expecting this and I don't know how to feel

Theonewithelectricity
Feel crushed
Because you made me SAD

FlexTape
Nah
I'll just remind you that I won't everyday for the next month

Theonewithelectricity
༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

SizzleBitch
Bro 
Wtf 
My room was KILLER 

Un
I was going to give a detailed essay on each rooms pros and cons 
But I guess not anymore 
Since NO ONE appreciates the work I put in ;-; 

RadioGaGa
I appreciate you 

Un
Gsap 
Jiro
You melt my heart 
Into lava 

RadioGaGa
Bb no 
Your body isn't a volcano 

Un
B-But 
Then what's the hole for? 

Deku 
Literally leave 

Un
Wow
Look who decided to speak 

Deku 
YOU KNOW THIS IS MY STUDY TIME 

Un
Oh yeah, I'm well aware 
But you're also reading all the messages ;) 

Deku 
Really? 
Well try this 
Meanie 

Deku has left the chat 

Un
Geez
He's getting so aggressive lately 

Thwomp 
I think by copying Bakugou's moves, 
He started BECOMING bakugou 

Un
If that ever happened
I'm not sure if I would cry or laugh 

Thwomp 
The tears would flow 

Un
Why are you all about crying today? 
Be STRONG 

Thwomp 
H E Y 
Tears can be very manly 
And it's none of your business why ಥ_ಥ

Thwomp has left the chat 

Un
Oh no 
Please don't tell me I just made Kiri cry 
I couldn't live with that 

SizzleBitch
Nah you're good
Kirishima just finished his current TV obsession today 
Riverdale gets intense

Theonewithelectricity
He was watching it while doing reps 
Then just started crying 
He really likes Jughead
The whole dorm nearly went into panic mode 

Un
I mean
Who wouldn't
Cole Sprouse can suck my dick anytime

Todoroki
He'll be fine by tomorrow 

Un
He better 
Or else I'll have to cry with him 
And no one wants to see that 

Todoroki 
I agree with you on that 

Un 

How do you know my crying face 

Todoroki
I don't 
I just assume it'd be something I wouldn't want to look at 

Un
Awe
That's because you never want to see me sad? 
You're a sweetheart Todo 

Todoroki 
That's not what I meant 

Un
Yes it is 
And I'm going to leave before you can say anything else!!
Bye everyone! 
I love every single one of you :)
Even Bakugan 

Un has left the chat 

Mt.Lady#1Fan
Even me 🥺

Un has entered the chat 

Un 
Except Mineta 

Un has left the chat 

Mt.Lady#1Fan 
( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)

SizzleBitch
Ew
Go cry somewhere else

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