Hello, Goodbye [BHNA Chatfic]

chapter four

Un has entered the chat 'Dekusquad™'

Un

OwO?

Deku
OwO.

Uraravity
Deku
Who'd you add??

Tenyaiida
I was under the impression that this was a 'school friends' only chat.
Is that a wrong assumption?
Are we giving way to a chaotic chat full of strangers now??

Uraravity
Deep breaths iida
Just let Deku explain first

Deku
Oh, yeah!
I forgot that ____ didn't go to our school...

Un

That is in fact correct
I attend a different establishment far away from your paradise
Entitled: Home School

Deku
Wait
Your homeschooled???

Un

Yeah dude （；¬＿¬)
Bold of you to assume that my mom can't help me with my quirk when she's not busting bad guys

Deku
yOuR mOm Is A hErO
(ノ°Д°)ノ~┻━┻
I feel disgusted
Revolted

Un

Actually
Incorrect
She works for the police force

Deku

Un

Dude
We've had this conversation at least seven and a half times
I literally have the screenshots of you saying the exact same thing

Deku
Are you sure??
I feel like this is new information

Un

It's actually not

Uraravity
Can someone please just finish the story?
I've been on the edge of my seat for ten minutes now and my butt is going N U M B

Un

I understand bb
Come on Izu
Move it along

Deku
i WaS gEtTiNg ThErE
Anyway, I was trying to message Uraraka about the mission but I ended up messaging ____ instead!
And well that was four months ago
And they're pretty cool ヾ(*'∇')ﾉ

Un

Indeed I am

Tenyaiida
That seems like a lot of build up for a story that wasn't that long