1the9| chatroom

By doyumsteeth

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"what the fuck is this??" "a groupchat." have you ever thought what it would be like if 1the9 had their own... More

hi girlies~
1. i think sungwon's high
2. well,, someone's triggered-
3. how did you change your username?
4. 1the9 x txt : how did they get here?
5. let's snap !
6. "i'm gay." "i thought you were korean?"
7. can we do this in private?
8. we're together now !
9. ohmygosh
10. kinks
11. 1the9 x ab6ix :let's snap ! #2
12. exposing ๐Ÿคช
13. 1the9 x golden child : we're fighting.
14. actually, what the fuck has this become?
15. who???
16. 1the9 x stray kids: woojin, no!!
17. what's this about now??
18. 1the9 x x1: and i oop-
19. hey mickey
20. hoes mad
21. iNSTAAAAA
22. enjoy this i guess
23. piss burgers and cunt pockets
IM SORRY
25. 420
26. el chapo?????
27. go off
28: 1the9 x the boyz : i'm losing my shit, right about now.
29. so...
30. they're what?!
31. (extremely late) valentine's day โค๏ธ
32. send help
33. 1the9 x mcnd : e-boys only
34. the cult
35. 1the9 x treasure: JUNKYU'S ON CRACK
36. i'm john quiรฑones
37. random ๐Ÿ’…
38. 1the9 x victon : everything about this is chaotic. i like that.
39. yongha's sad and taekhyeon and sungwon are missing
40. doyum's pregnant???
41. iNSTAAAAA #2
42. surprise ๐Ÿฅบ
43. this is it ๐Ÿฆ‹
๐Ÿค โœจ

24. 1the9 x ateez : ?????

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By doyumsteeth

[dumb 🤕, left side 🤩,desperate, teawoo ☕️, sunshine ☀️, dumbo that loves jinsung, doyum lover 😫, dumber 🤪, & dumbest 😔 has logged on]

left side 🤩: im a bad bitch u can't kill me

teawoo ☕️: two bros chillin in the hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay

sunshine ☀️: let's go to the beach beach 😔 ah nInkI mInJaJ

desperate: let's mcfreakin lose it, letS gEt OuT oF yOur mInD

dumb 🤕: hurricane katrina? more like hurricane tortilla

dumbest 😔 : it is wednesday my dudes *screeches*

doyum lover 😫: there's 4 females in ghost busters? the feminists are taking ovEr!1!1 iM aN aDuLt vIrGin

dumbo that loves jinsung: please, you're not an adult or a virgin

desperate: WHAT THE FUCK

teawoo ☕️: this is cancerous

dumbest 😔: facts

sunshine ☀️: guys
sunshine ☀️: not including doyum
sunshine ☀️: i have some frens i wanna introduce to u guys
sunshine ☀️: also not including doyum

left side 🤩: sksksk, send them in

[sunshine ☀️ has added hongkong🐉 , seonghwaeee 💜, shut up, i love san 🥺❣️, mingay, yunhoe 🤠, kq literally hates me 😡, sandra loves shiver, and jonghohoho 🎅 to dont eat tide pods]

sandra loves shiver: AYOOOOO

hongkong 🐉 : stop changing your name omg

seonghwaeee 💜: wait, who's sandra loves shiver?

jonghohoho 🎅: san and shiber

kq literally hates me 😡: retard

seonghwaeee 💜: at least i get lines

mingay: cat fight!

shut up, i love san 🥺❣️: u guys are so annoying, im so muting this chat

yunhoe 🤠: says the person that's jealous of a plushie

shut up, i love san 🥺❣️: i wanna chew on that things insides, puke it out and serve it to them on a silver platter

sandra loves shiver: EXCUSE ME!?

shut up, i love san 🥺❣️: IM SORRY PLS ILYSM PLS CONTINUE TO LOVE ME BACK

sandra loves shiver: it's okay, but if u touch shiber, it won't be

shut up, i love san 🥺❣️: :) 💚

sunshine ☀️: bro,,,
sunshine ☀️: what the hell skskskks

kq literally hates me 😡: idk

dumb 🤕: cool

desperate: this is tuff,, someone tell me what's going on

teawoo ☕️: id suggest we don't

desperate: k

dumber 🤪: well uh, im taekhyeon

sunshine ☀️: my boyfriend  uwuwuwuwu

kq literally hates me 😡: we know

sunshine ☀️: shush

kq literally hates me 😡: whatevs

left side 🤩: sksksksk, im junseo, ur local vsco boy uwu and i oop and i oop save the turtles and dont use plastic or you'll be labled as a disgrace from both god and society. smooches ✌️

sunshine ☀️: my dad, hardeeharhar

sandra loves shiver: again, we know

dumbest 😔: yechan

sunshine ☀️: big nose

dumbest 😔: shut up

seonghwaeee 💜: wait but u told us u loved him

hongkong 🐉 :u told us ur his best friend

dumbest 😔: my uwus: busted

sunshine ☀️: i- who told u to expose????

yunhoe 🤠: gOD

shut up, i love san 🥺❣️: so,,, san?

yunhoe 🤠: be quiet ffs

desperate: yongha

sunshine ☀️: the unwanted leader

desperate: didnt u vote for me tho???

sunshine ☀️: idk, did i??? tOo bAd

teawoo ☕️: taewoo

sunshine ☀️:  idk sksksk hes just the best uwuwuwu

teawoo ☕️: aww uwuwu if i could adopt u i woulddd

dumb 🤕: seunghwan

sunshine ☀️: my other dad uwuwuwu
sunshine ☀️:  where did u guys go?

kq literally hates me 😡: oh, wooyoung's crying for some reason, san is trying to comfort him, i'm laughing at him, yunho's recording, mingi is playing music in his headphones (he be unbothered owo), seonghwa's still trying to find out what happened, hongjoong's stressed, and jongho's asleep

doyum lover 😫: wowie
doyum lover 😫: im jinsung btw
doyum lover 😫: you'll love me uwu

sunshine ☀️: they wont

desperate :stop being mean

dumbest 😔: yongha sometimes reminds me of that parent that acts nice and cool in front of other people but when they are not there hes a living hell sometimes

desperate: im not like that! :( also,,,, who didnt introduce themselves yet?

dumbo that loves jinsung: me

sunshine ☀️: uh, he dosent need an intro. lets move on uwuwuwuwu

doyum lover 😫: cant you leave him alone for once? do you like him or something? ffs i am so sick of you bullying him

dumbo that loves jinsung : forget about him

sunshine ☀️: you could never

teawoo ☕️: omg yongha its gonna get worse, so stop it while you can

shut up, i love san 🥺❣️: fuck yeosang

kq literally hates me 😡: fuck u too bitch
kq literally hates me 😡: along with ur ugly bf

seonghwaeee 💜: NO PLS STOP BDHBHEFDNJENJEF
seonghwaeee 💜: someone told me that wooyoung is an fboy sksksk

sandra loves shiver : HUH?????

hongkong  🐉: STOP FFS DJDJEBVFBV

seonghwaeee 💜: sorry

mingay: where did that come from?

yunhoe 🤠: we dont know and we never will

dumbo that loves jinsung: heh

sunshine ☀️: shut the fuck up, bitch

teawoo ☕️: why would you say that?

seonghwaeee 💜: like, you know that put me in such an uncomfortable situation

teawoo ☕️: kim ugly cries too much

dumb 🤕: i- what was that?

dumbest 😔: something retarded

dumbo that loves jinsung: tuff

sunshine ☀️: something ur not :)

dumbo that loves jinsung: WHY ARE U SO MEAN TO ME

sunshine ☀️: because i dont like dumb bitches lmao

doyum lover 😫: leave him alone omg

kq literally hates me 😡: lmao sungwon is me, jinsung is san, and wooyoung is doyum lmfao im wheezing pls help

jonghohoho 🎅: yeah, youre so mean to them

hongkong 🐉: wtf are yall talking about now

teawoo ☕️: yeosang's strange addiction with bullying wooyoung

seonghwaeee 💜: oh no

left side 🤩: i got a disease

seonghwaeee 💜 : i wasnt-

dumber 🤪: walkin round through ur neighborhood, spreading all my fleas

desperate: everybodys like ''what u got?'' im like ''stds''

doyum lover 😫: oh no u so fucked up imma call the police

seonghwaeee 💜: i wasnt singing the song u twats

mingay: is no one else gonna aknowledge the fact that jongho is awake??

sunshine ☀️: oh yeah, hi

jonghohoho 🎅: sup

[sandra loves shiber changed his usernae to ''oppar'']

oppar: wooyoung, i love you

shut up, i love san 🥺❣️: OMG UWU
shut up, i love san 🥺❣️:MARRY ME
shut up, i love san 🥺❣️:BE MINE FOREVER
shut up, i love san 🥺❣️:PLEASE

desperate: the definition of thirsty: wooyoung and jinsung

doyum lover 😫: SAYS THE PERSON WITH THE USERNAME DESPERATE EJHEJVUFOHVRU STFU

desperate: stfu dumbass

teawoo ☕️: YONGHA THAT IS OUR SON FFS

doyum lover 😫: dont hate on me cuz im stating facts

left side 🤩: sksksksk,,,

dumber 🤪: sungwon and i will never be the definitions of thirsty

kq literally hates me 😡: WHO ASKED?

dumber 🤪: your dad

kq literally hates me 😡: yes seonghwa zaddy

jonghohoho 🎅 : wtf is a zaddy

hongkong 🐉: language childrems

mingay: what the hell

left side  🤩: this is gonna get chaotic in 0.2 seconds

oppar: the only thing chaotic is hongjoong's dick

shut up, i love san 🥺❣️: EXCUSE ME

mingay: RIGHT!111!111 HONGJOONG IS MY MAN WTF U FUCKING MAN WHORE (unbothered my ass 💨)

hongkong 🐉: IDEK WHY HE SAID THAT

mingay: JOONG WE NEED TO TALK

hongkong 🐉: oh my fucking jisoos pls save me

[hongkong 🐉 & mingay has left dont eat tide pods]

shut up, i love san 🥺❣️: dont think i forgot about you

oppar: I WAS JOKING

shut up, i love san 🥺❣️: no you were not

oppar: why the fuck do i hear-

jonghohoho 🎅: SAN. RUN.

oppar: well uhhhh gotta blast 💨

shut up, i love san 🥺❣️: JONGHO AND SAN. YOU'RE BOTH DEAD.

jonghohoho 🎅: WHAT DID I DO??

[jonghohoho 🎅, oppar & shut up, i love san 🥺❣️ has left dont eat tide pods]

kq literally hates me 😡: to be continued

seonghwaeee 💜: shut up sksksk

left side 🤩: thats my line!

seonghwaeee 💜: no its not!

left side 🤩: yes it is!

seonghwaeee 💜: no its not ffs!

left side 🤩: omg stfu!1!!1

seonghwaeee 💜: scoff. ihy

left side 🤩: double scoff. ihy2

[seonghwaeee 💜 & left side 🤩 has left dont eat tide pods]

sunshine ☀️: did they just type 'scoff' ????

yunhoe 🤠: yes
yunhoe 🤠: i gtg check on jongho uwuwuwuwu
yunhoe 🤠: i love him

sunshine ☀️: i know
sunshine ☀️: bye

[yunhoe 🤠 has left dont eat tide pods]

kq literally hates me 😡: im the only one here omg

desperate: besides us

kq literally hates me 😡: IN ATEEZ

desperate: oh yeah kskskbdceh true

kq literally hates me 😡: well,,, imma head out
kq literally hates me 😡: have fun guys

[kq literally hates me 😡 has left dont eat tide pods]

dumb 🤕: chicken leg piece11!11!!! (my friends at school say this shit all the time sksksks im wheezing while im writing this omg dbhceugvkueve, OMG I HATE TIKTOK [JK TIKTOK IS LIKE THE BEST APP EVER DJDJJDJD])

teawoo ☕️: cHICKEN BURGER

desperate: i need a drink ffs

dumbo that loves jinsung: CAN I COME WITH

desperate: U ARE TOO YOUNG CHILD NO FJBEJVEUFKVBEUFVBKRU

doyum lover 😫: imma just,,,

sunshine ☀️: me too

desperate: 3

[sunshine ☀️, desperate, & doyum lover 😫 has left dont eat tide pods]

dumb 🤕: i just reminded myself to watch my daily dose of chicken leg piece

teawoo ☕️: and i have to- nvm im not gonna say it djhfegverig

dumbo that loves jinsung: probably suck yongha's dick

dumb 🤕: yongha's chicken leg piece

teawoo ☕️: STFU JCHJFVHRYVG IM GONNA GO

[teawoo ☕️, dumbo that loves jinsung, & dumb 🤕 has left dont eat tide pods]

dumber 🤪: my booty bone hurts (inspired by carpathia, one of my best friends lmaooo)

dumbest 😔: wtf

dumber 🤪: helpppp

dumbest 😔: tell sungwon to help u jejhefj byebye uwuwuwu

[dumber  🤪 & dumbest 😔 has left dont eat tide pods]

____________________________________________

HI BUBBIES KSKDDJDJ

so,,, ive been multitasking a lot lately sksks teaching myself korean, spanish and italian, writing this chapter on a laptop, phone, and a computer, my anxiety fucking me up, crying, getting a girlfriend (thats right bitches, im not single anymore), people getting me presents before my birthday (dec 18), trying to finish this chapter before it, and many more sksksksk i havent updated in a whole month and i feel so bad for not even finishing this one chapter after such a long time :( ily guys and i just want u guys to know that im really trying right about now. im sorry babies :(

HELP

ME AND MY FRIEND AND MY SISTER ARE LISTENING TO ACT UP AND MY SISTER IS TWERKING OMFG IM DYING CDKBFHBVDF

MY BEST FRIEND WAS SLUT DROPPING AND SHE RIPPED HER PANTS AND NOW MY SISTER IS ATTACKING HER  FFS IM DYING FJVJBTJ

SHES SCREAMING FOR HELP (mY bEst fRieNd) VNJJFVNJRFVH

MY SISTER KEEPS SAYING ''U LOEV DIS FAHT ASSE HAHSGAHFHSHAHAHAHA'' -NINKI MINJAJ

THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SAME DAY

chapter started: nov 14.2019

chapter finished: dec 15.2019

A WHOLE ONTH AND A DAY OMG RJHRHFHV

SO I THOUGHT THIS POSTED SNSKSKSK BUT IT DIDNT SO NOW IM SAD

OKAY BYE UWU

'~💨 🌺🎲~'

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