So I've realized that most of these are my ships explained by me. I've also realized I'M WRITING A STORY WITH HETALIA. I CAN CONTROL THEM. I could make them do ANYTHING. Like, I could have them all make out right now. Oh, the power I wield.
Me: *starts writing about Italy and Germany making out*
Germany: *looks softly at Italy. They get closer...and closer...only a breath away...and...*
NEIN KATE!!!! DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!!!
Iatly: ve~
Me: *writes that Germany uses his mouth for stuff other than talking* >:3
Germany: *kisses Italy, while silently screaming* (Oh, Germany. You know you like it)
Italy: *really enjoying this*
Me: *writes that Germany touches Italy's curl*
Italy: ve....ve....
Germany: *cries silently*
Me: ACCEPT YOUR FATE
*writes the following:
Things start getting steamy as Germany finally accepts that he's gay. Him and Italy are about to seal the deal, when...
HOLY ROME SHOWS UP* DUN DUN DUNNNN
Italy: HOLY ROMA!! It's not what it looks like!
Germany: *scowls at Italy, because it's exactly what it looks like*
Holy Rome: I know it's not, because....THATS NOT GERMANY! I am!
Me: *haha. I made an awesome plot twist*
Italy: *looks at 'Not Germany'* Then who are you?!
Not Germany: It is I! FRANCE!! The author and I worked together for the drama! And we would of gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! And your dog, too!!
Italy and HRE: there is no dog...
France: *jumps at a window, unscathed cause he was protected by his rainbows*
HRE/Germany: So...
Italy: ...so...wanna make out?
Germany/HRE: Sure
~FIN~
Me: *sits with iPad* Oh...the POWER