what has this book become
"what's it like having a sister?"
[over text]
cherry: HEY BITCH. BIIIIITCH.
blossom: what
cherry: YOU TOOK MY FOUNDATION
blossom: YOU TOOK MY SHIRT LAST WEEK SO CALL IT EVEN AND DONT EVEN GO THROUGH MY STUFF AGAIN BITCH
cherry: I WAS GONNA ASK YOU BUT YOU WERE BEING MEAN :(
blossom: WHO CARES YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CLOTHING
blossom: WEAR YOUR OWN SHIT
blossom: wanna see a movie tomorrow
cherry: yeah
pink: okay girl the only thing you're gonna get is your feelings hurt.
cotton candy: but roguefort's so funny! :(
pink: so are clowns
pink: you don't see me textin chuck-e-cheese every day don't you
mint choco: crap! we've hit a roadblock!
sparkling: it's okay! if we all combine our skills, we can get acro- cheesecake what are you doing
cheesecake: [tossing money at the block] throwing money at it
mint choco: ch,cheesecake,,, money isn't the solution to everything
cheesecake: it is if you have enough
fire spirit: doctor told me my bleeding was internal. that's where my blood's supposed to be, right?
sea fairy: that's not-
wind archer: let him die. just let him die.
roll cake: [rolling on the ground choking]
dino: holy SHIT he's choking! call 911!
kiwi, mashing in buttons on a phone: i can't! the nine button is busted on this!
rockstar: dUDE JUST TURN THE PHONE OVER AND PRESS 6
kiwi: [does exactly that] you're a fucking genius
roll cake: [momentarily stops choking] what the fuck
moonlight: you played me like a fiddle!
dark enchantress: oh no, not a fiddle. i played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
fire spirit: what are you going to do if windy asks about my sexuality?
sea fairy: tell him to leave it alone?
fire spirit: no! tell him i'm gay. and single. only if he asks, though.
mint choco: i know you're deflecting the problem by making jokes about how hot you are
cheesecake: [sniffles] it's not a joke i'm a legit snack
grapefruit: how do people stay in their houses ALL DAY?
lemon: my stuff is in there and i don't like people.
dragonfruit, flying across the town at 3am: makin my way downtown, walkin' fast...
fire spirit, charging towards him in his flame form: RED DRAGONFRUIT COOKIE
dragonfruit, picking up the speed: walkin' faster
betrayal part 2
pomegranate: how did you find me, brother?
black licorice: i typed "bitch" into the gps.
fire spirit: hey windy how do you spell "orange?"
wind archer: [fucking with him] the fruit or the color?
fire spirit: [visible panic and confusion]
lemon: i have depression
orange: you should go out or take a vacation
lemon, at the beach: now i have tropical depression
peach: they call me a snacc because i'm coated in maple syrup and they can't catch me
plum: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
sea fairy: [gets down on one knee]
moonlight (crescent): oh my god it's finally happening.
sea fairy: [falls over]
crescent: the poison is kicking in :)
dragonfruit: dad look! i made a spoon hat!
fire spirit, drinking soup with a fork: well that explains that.
judge: how do you plead?
red pepper: [mouths "not guilty"]
chili pepper: hot milky
red pepper, slamming the table: just fucking arrest her already
wind archer: what the fuck is wrong with you?
fire spirit: wow. couldn't at least said good morning.
wind archer: good morning! what the fuck is wrong with you?
roll cake, handing out candy bars: here ya go kid
soda: aw man! why not king sized? :(
roll cake, shaking: a king can be any size
rockstar: you can't spell cat without "a"
kiwi: without a what
rockstar: without "a"
dino: a what
pink choco: deaf people speak in sign language because actions speak louder than words!
dj: all this time i thought it was because they couldn't hear
black friday shopping:
plum: [stays at home, goes online for deals]
peach: [shoving and battling the other shoppers at the mall] OUT OF THE WAY BITCHES THAT COFFEE MAKER IS MINE
walnut: homework: unfinished
grapefruit: sleep schedule: ruined
lemon: self esteem: low
plum: body: hurts
pink choco: life: a mess
dino: yee: haw
alchemist: he gets upset about ridiculous things
therapist: well perhaps-
vampire, throwing a glass pitcher against the wall: CARPET IS HOUSE GRASS
roll cake: look, it doesn't matter how tall i am. just know mentally speaking, i'm 5'11!
rockstar: oh, so you're a gremlin?
roll cake: I WILL DESTROY YOU
rockstar: careful with my ankles! i need them!
roll cake: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
pink choco: how do i make decisions, you ask?
pink choco: well first i ask myself: would dj do that?
pink choco: and if the answer is yes, i stay away from it.