ACCIDENTALLY ADDED; BTS (HIAT...

By -AGUSTIDES

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↳ in which jungkook accidentally added you in their group chat. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ @notyoongi: don't be stupid... More

☏︎ seven idiots ☏︎
☏︎ sounds familiar ☏︎
☏︎ who's that girl? ☏︎
☏︎ hoes mad ☏︎
☏︎ bunch of weirdos ☏︎
☏︎ paper fight ☏︎
☏︎ hide ☏︎
☏︎ detention ☏︎
☏︎ exposed ☏︎
☏︎ wife material ☏︎
☏︎ keychain ☏︎
☏︎ ailurophile ☏︎

☏︎ stranger danger ☏︎

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By -AGUSTIDES

@Y/N:
watch me💅
Read 2:56pm

(3:01pm)


@jaykay:
(👁️👄👁️) (➖👄➖) (👁️👄👁️)

@jaykay:
why is the text still there 🗿

so this ain't no hallucination or whateva??

y'all seeing this shit?? 🕴️

@hopebibi:
AN UNKNOWN SPECIES HAS ENTERED THE CHAT 🚨

@jiminshi:
SOUND THE ALARMS 🚩🚩

@taetaev:
CUT THE CAMERAS DEADASS ✂️🎥

@jinnie92:
IT'S A CRAZY STALKER HACKING INTO OUR GC 🚨🚨

@kimjoon:

‼️WHO ARE YOU‼️

@Y/n:
wow such warm and nice greetings 🤗

i feel so welcomed here 😃

@notyoongi:
IT HAS TALKED AGAIN

@hopebibi:
BE GONE SPAWN OF SATAN 🤺

@kimjoon:
KICK THE CRAZY STALKER OUT

@Y/n:
MY MAMA AIN'T RAISE NO CRAZY STALKER

@kimjoon:
SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A STALKER WOULD SAY!! 📢📢

@Y/n:
CHILL OUT OMFG

HERE HAVE SOME COOKIES 🍪

YOU'RE NOT YOU WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY

@kimjoon:
SEE??! THEY TRYING TO SHUT ME
UP BY GIVING ME FOOD THEY SUS 📢

@Y/n:
WHO RAISED THIS UNGRATEFUL KID

@jinnie92:
I DID, YOU GOT A PROBLEM
WITH THAT?!! 🤨

@Y/n:
TEACH YOUR KID SOME MANNERS
TELL HIM TO RESPECT A VISITOR 😤

@jinnie92:
YOU WERE NEVER EVEN INVITED
HERE 😤🙅‍♀️

@Y/n:
THEN WHY AM I HERE

@kimjoon:
THAT'S WHAT WE HAD BEEN ASKING YOU

@jiminshi:
WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING

@hopebibi:
I✨DON'T✨KNOW✨

@jiminshi:
THIS IS A CRISIS, NO TIME FOR SPARKLES

@hopebibi:
THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR SPARKLES 😡✨

@taetaev:
it was jungkook!!! he accidentally added them!!!

@jaykay:
STOP THROWING ME UNDER THE BUS

@Y/n:
YEAH

@jaykay:
omg thank you, somebody's finally on my side 😭🙏

@Y/n:
THROW HIM UNDER A GARBAGE
TRUCK INSTEAD

@jaykay:
I HATE YOU ALL

@jaykay
you know what?!!
I DON'T WANNA BE HERE ANYMORE.
I FEEL SAD, Y'ALL ARE ALWAYS
GANGING UP ON ME 😭✋

@jaykay:
MY HEART IS BROKEN

@Y/n:
PUT IT IN RICE 🔧

@jaykay:
LIFE SUCKS, I HATE LIFE
I HATE EVERYONE 😭😔🔫💔


(3:16pm)


@jaykay:
oh nvm guys, namjoon hyung just
texted me :D

@Y/n:
switched up real fast 🗿

@jaykay:
imma head out now 🕺

@jaykay:
pretend that i never had a mental
breakdown here 😙✌️

@jinnie92:
DON'T YOU EVEN THINK OF ESCAPING JUNGKOOK 😤

@jinnie92:
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY
ADDING SOMEONE??!

@notyoongi:
jungkook better be sleeping with
one eye tonight 👁️👄➖

@taetaev:
he better be keeping an eye out for
selener 👁️👄➖

@jinnie92:
i can't live a day without any of you problematic children making trouble!!

@jinnie92:
i gave you food and house to eat and
this is how you repay me??! 😤

@Y/n:
y'all eating houses?? 😟

@jinnie92:
not this stupid auto correct interrupting my moment again 🙄

@Y/n:
Don't blame it on the auto correct
house-eating bitch 😟

@jinnie92:
i hate you 🙄

@Y/n:
The feeling's mutual 😟

@jinnie92:
i hope you'd slip on air 🙄


(3:21pm)

@Y/n:
I slipped on a banana not air

@Y/n:
Try again loser 🤘

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