{Robin's pov}
Me, ted and Marshall look around this new apartment
"Oh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is!"
"Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man," I say
"It's amazing! You better hurry up and fill out an application or I'm gonna beat you to it." marshall says
"Ohh." ted says to me as he walks to the door
"Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom," I say.
"Oh, look! There are Theo and barney!"Marshall says loudly then starts yelling "Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahh!"
"What?!"I say
"Ahhh!! Barney and theo!! Barney and theo!!"Marshall screams
"Oh my God!"
"BARNEY AND THEO!!!!"He screamed
"OH MY GOD!!!"
"OH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!"
"Marshall!! Marshall!! It's okay!! It's okay!!"
"NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!"
"I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!"
"YOU KNOW?!!!"
"Yes, I know! And Lily knows! But Ted doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!"
"What's going on?" ted says as he walks in
"Ohhh!!!"
"HI!! Hi!"
"What?! What?!"
{Later on}
"Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own."
"Wh-what do you mean?"
"Well y' know every time that they say that like they're doing laundry we'll just give them a bunch of laundries to do."
"Ohhh, I-I would enjoy that!"
"No-no-no! No-no waits for Robin, you know what would even be more fun? Telling them."
"Ehhh, no, I wanna do Marshall's thing."
"I can't take any..."
"No! You don't have to do anything! Just don't tell them that we know!"
"Noo! I can't take any more secrets! I've got your secrets. I've got their secrets. I got secrets of my own y' know!"
"You don't have any secrets!"
"Oh yeah? Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal."
"So umm, how-how are we gonna mess with them?"
"Ugh."
"Well, you could use your position y' know as the roommate."
"Okay."
"And then. I would use y' know the strongest tool at my disposal. My sexuality."