y/n: "Okay, where are we going?"
best friend: "We're almost there, just hang in tight."
y/n: "Is it a restaurant?"
best friend: "No. But we could grab food after, if you want. There's a shop next door."
[BEST FRIEND parks car]
best friend: "Here we are!"
y/n: (silence)
best friend: "Surprise!"
y/n: "A psychic?"
best friend: "Yes."
y/n: "You're joking. Like, those people who read tarot cards and do palm readings and look through a crystal ball?"
best friend: "Before you walk in as a non-believer, let me tell you this: my mom went to see this woman. Her name is Vinka."
y/n: "Vinka?"
best friend: "Yes. Now listen: my mom went to her and the lady told her that my mom was going to meet someone whose name was Josh, and then she met my dad!"
y/n: "Your dad's name is Javier."
best friend: "But he has a twin brother named Josh. See?"
y/n: "Okay, come on, that could be a coincidence."
best friend: "I'm just saying... I know you've been having a tough time lately. I just feel like you could use some guidance."
y/n: "From a psychic?"
best friend: "Just give it a shot. Who knows? She might tell you something useful."
y/n: "I'm leaving if she makes a voodoo doll of me."