Huge credit to Kirkland_ who made this pic with references to chapter 18! (And for the reaction pics)
SizzleBitch has logged on
sizzleBitch
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BB PLEASE
Kaminari is literally going to cry if you don't answer him
Un has logged on
Un
That's what he said last time and look where it got us
SizzleBitch
More like look where it got ME
Because I HAD TO DEAL WITH IT
Un
Oopsie 🤭
SizzleBitch
Don't you dare oopsie me >_>
You know exactly what you did
Un
I have no idea what you're talking about
I am nothing but a chill general studies student
I do the honor classes
SizzleBitch
Mhm
Sure
I know you just hung out with Kirishima and Bakugou the whole night
Un
Excuse you
I said hi to Izu and Todobroki too
Oh, and I made Solis' sheets wool
SizzleBitch
So you visit F I V E PEOPLE
And you don't walk down the hall to see me
Un
YOU WERE DOWN THE HALL
SizzleBitch
…
Un
BB NO
SizzleBitch
Where did you get such a cursed image
Un
Oh, that one?
Joe sent it to me
SizzleBitch
Joe who?
Un
...
SizzleBitch
Wait
No
Un
Who is Joe?
SizzleBitch
___ don't
Un
That's an interesting question
SizzleBitch
I'll friend you if you don't
Un
Mina
You know I can't do that
SizzleBitch
____
PLEASE
Un
You want to know who Joe is?
J O E
M A M A
SizzleBitch
Un
F
SizzleBitch
I can't believe you've done this to me
Last Christmas I have you my heart
Un
And I guess I gave it away 279 days later
SizzleBitch
It took you ten minutes to respond
And you say that
Un
I forgot how many days are in a year leave me alone
SizzleBitch
'i take honors classes'
Mhm sweetie
Un
That doesn't mean I'm GOOD at them
I just like to listen to Present Mic complain about capitalism
What's more to life than that
SizzleBitch
What the fuck??
Since when do you talk about capitalism in English?
Un
We read grapes of wrath
World lit unit
Aka: let's absolutely roast every nation
Feat. Present Mic
SizzleBitch
All we do is read grammar books
And cry a little
Un
SizzleBitch
HEY
I keep my dumb bitch inside
Talk to Kaminari
SPEAKING OF
He is going to throw a fit if you don't answer him
And I'm not in the mood to listen to it
Un
Isn't he on a different floor?
SizzleBitch
The wails
E C H O
Un
Okay okay
I'll answer kiwi
SizzleBitch
I still don't understand why you call him that
Un
And you don't want to know
>_>
And with that
I depart
Un has logged off
SizzleBitch
Why did I think that was cute
SizzleBitch has logged off
Peaking at the time, I sucked in a breath. 11:26 pm. Not late but still a time when I'd like to think about sleep. Don't assume I would be asleep, I would only think about sleep. In actuality the number varies from three am on a Wednesday to nine pm on a Saturday.
The point is that it's Sunday and Sunday is 'suck it up and get back to life' day.
Not if Kaminari has anything to say about it.
Okay, yeah, you got me there.
I sigh, mentally preparing myself, and open the 53 notifications awaiting me from the poor child.
Theonewithelectricity
_____
This is important
Life or death
My life or death
Your brothers best friend life or death
Imagine how sad Solis would be if I died
Don't do that to him ___
Don't kill Solis' happiness
Un had logged on
Un
Wow
I'm impressed
Theonewithelectricity
Gsap
Are you appreciating my persuading skills
Un
Oh no
You suck at persuasion I'm sorry bb
Theonewithelectricity
Un
BUT
And check this
You did not once say 'im going to cry'
That's a step up for you
Theonewithelectricity
…
Un
Oh shit
NO PLS DONT CRY
Theonewithelectricity
If I stop crying
Will you do me a favor >:(
Un
You know what
I will
Just don't wake up the whole dorm again
Izu ignored me for a while day last time ;-;
Theonewithelectricity
Okay I'll stop
BUT
You have to answer this
Un
Answer this what
A sudden light cut the sentence short. Kaminari's face covered the screen, a pair of reading glasses much smaller than his face shoved up the bridge of his nose. A wonderful contact picture stolen from Solis' Snapchat memories.
Theonewithelectricity has invited you to a groupchat: The class (+ ____)
>Accept
>Decline
"Ah shit, here we go again." I muttered before clicking 'Accept'.
Un has entered the chat
Un
Did you guys seriously make a GC just so I could be here?
KingExplosionMuder
Why the fuck would we do that just for you
Un
Greeting me right off the bat!
I'm ✨honored✨
Todoroki
If you think that's a greeting
I wonder what Freud would say about that
Un
We all know Freud's a little bitch
Don't even try my Todoroki
RadioGaGa
SizzleBitch
You started it already Todoroki
Look what you've created
Jiro brought out her fucking Homestuck
RadioGaGa
My quality content should be appreciated
Deku
Bitch
Un
Deku
It's been a solid three hours since I saw you
Un
Ha
For me it's only been two ;)
KingExplosionMuder
I hate this group chat more than I did before
Un
I mean
But you love me
KingExplosionMuder
No
Un
Are you sure
Especially after we B O N D E D
Deku
Woahahaha
Uraravity
___
I'm going to legally need you to take a step back
Todoroki
This is why I said change your friends.
RadioGaGa
So I somehow left the information circle
And now I'm confused
KingExplosionMuder
THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL IMPLYING
Un
Exactly what it is, Bakugan
That we've bonded.
As does anyone after sharing cheesecake
Deku
…
I literally hate you
SizzleBitch
KingExplosionMuder
WE DIDNT EVEN SHARE IT YOU DUMBASS
I FUCKING ORDERED IT AND YOU ATE IT
Un
Ah
But you forgot one detail
I PAID for it
KingExplosionMuder
THAT MEANS NOTHING
Tenyaiida
Actually, it's common social understanding that the person who uses the funds to purchase something is actually the one who owns the product
KingExplosionMuder
Engine ass
Shut the HELL UP
Todoroki
The engines are in his calves actually
If you're going to insult, might as well do it right
KingExplosionMuder
SHOVE YOUR FLAT REMARKS UP YOUR ASS
Un
Wait I think I get this one
Theonewithelectricity
There's something to get?
Un
Yeah yeah
If you look at the underneath implications
My bestest buddy over here is saying
That Todoroki has a Flat ass
And by inserting his constant snide remarks
H
e will become thick
And thus extremely desirable
SizzleBitch
Why was that so wordy
Un
I prefer loquacious ;)
Uraravity
Big word bonus
Deku
Don't give them that
They heard that on The Road to El Dorado two years ago and think they're a smart ass now
Un
Well
I don't need to put my remarks in my ass so they have to go somewhere
Todoroki
You're not funny
Un
On the contrary
I am quite hilarious
Some may even say extremely
Deku
Literally stop
Un
Why am I even here if you guys are just going to make fun of me ;-;
Theonewithelectricity
OH YEAH
I remembered!!
Un
..
Okay?
Are you going to tell me?
Theonewithelectricity
Oh yeah, I mean maybe
RadioGaGa
Literally just say it
Theonewithelectricity
But what's the SUSPENSE in that
The SHOWMANSHIP
RadioGaGa
If you don't, I will
Theonewithelectricity
Okay okay fine
____
We need you
To judge
OUR ROOM DECORATING CONTEST
Un
…
I mean yeah sure
Just send me pictures and I'll boom roast all of you.
Because my room is obviously the coolest so I'm the best one to judge
Tenyaiida
It's good that we've got such an impartial judge to determine the winner 🙌✊
Un
I forgot you used the hand emojis
And now that I've seen it in person it's even more prescious
Tenyaiida
I appreciate the compliment!
Un
See
That shits cute
Tenyaiida
I'm going to have to ask you not to swear!
Un
Yeah,
Saw that coming.
KingExplosionMuder
Can you just judge their shitty room so they'll go to sleep and stop bugging me.
Todoroki
You could also just go to sleep anyway and stop nothing everyone with your intensely negative attitude
KingExplosionMuder
TAKE THAT BACK BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS
Todoroki
That should be quite difficult according to you.
Theonewithelectricity
Woah-
I'm amazed
RadioGaGa
That was a level three comeback
SizzleBitch
Using a previous statement at a time like this
Deku
It's…
Uraravity
CHEKHOV'S COMEBACK
Un
I've only ever heard of it in theory
Deku
I can't believe Todoroki was the one to master it
Tenyaiida
A literary device used so masterfully!
Our teachers would be proud
Un
Okay
I'm pumped after that
Send me pictures of the rooms rn y'all
Let's h I t I t
I laid back on the bed, head bouncing on the pillow as the messages rolled in. Glancing at a few of them, my eyes widened. Why did they have so many decorations? I realized this might actually be kind of hard. Possible broken friendships. Wounded pride. The weight settled atop me like that one commercial about the guy who had an elephant sitting on his chest.
I was going to need help. So I decided to call in a favor.
Xxxxxxxxx wants to send you a message
Xxxxxxxxx
Yo, neighbor
Want to help me crush children's dreams
Xxxxxxxxx
Is that even a question
Xxxxxxxxx
Perfectttt
Xxxxxxxxx has made a new contact for xxxxxxxxx
Name of new contact: Shinsou
Shinsou has made a new contact for xxxxxxxxx
Name of new contact: Weirdo Nextdoor
Weirdo Nextdoor
If we're lucky
Bakugou will blow up his door and try to kill us
Shinsou
Great
Wait
What?