This is when Leo felt the sudden need to be a....how do you call it...BAD BOY. Then to make matters worse he influenced Percy to be one too. Lets just say it was a looong period of time and I'm not quite sure how me, Piper, Hazel, Annabeth and Frank survived through it. To be fair we didn't. This is how it all started and after what seemed like aeons - ended.
On a normal day (which for us is usually abnormal) everything was going fine. That is what I liked to think it would be but as you know that never happens and something was obviously going to go wrong. That's when Leo shows up.
*Mess Hall*
Percy: Oh my god this cookie is amazing....
Hazel: Let me guess its blue.
Percy: Well duh.
Piper: I'm starting to get worried that 'BLUE' food is all you eat.
Percy: And you're against that because....?
Piper: Nothing, nothing, I was just saying...
Annabeth: Don't worry Piper, I'll make sure he eats healthily, I have my ways...
Percy: * cookie falls out of his mouth *
Frank: Wow. Where's Leo guys?
Me: Come to think of it, I don't know, he's usually the first one to come and eat all the food.
Hazel: And then leave nothing for the rest of us.
Annabeth: Wait a minute I think I hear him.....rapping?
*Leo walks in...ahem I mean.. casually strolls in...no..I don't even know what he was doing..*
Leo: 'Sup peeps?
Piper: Since when do you call us peeps?
Leo: Since the day I became a rebel / bad boy.
Me: So that day hasn't come yet because you're not a rebel.
Leo: Or am I? * puts feet on the table *
Frank: Still not a rebel.
Leo: How about now? * throws a full plate of food in the bin *
Hazel: No. Not even close.
Leo: Close now? *pushes me off my chair*
Me: No. And what was that for?!
Leo: Wait a minute....maybe this will prove I'm a total Bad Boy....not a Good Boy...and that I'm a rebel and..yeah I'm gonna go now..
Annabeth: I wonder what this is gonna be.
Piper: Expect something really bad.
*Leo walks in with...*
Hazel: Oh my.....
Piper: Scratch that, expect the worst.
Frank: You are wearing really tacky SHADES and is that--
Me: BLING. Wait hold on you're even wearing a solid gold RING!?
Leo: Is this BAD enough for you?
Hazel: Yes, you have some BAD fashion sense. And this is coming from someone who hasn't checked fashion magazines for who knows how long.
Percy: I'm sorry but who gave you the idea that this is BAD BOY look?
Leo: Shut up. I'm a rebel / Bad Boy and I'm gonna prove it you!
Percy: But why do you want to be a BAD BOY anyway?
Leo: 'Cos the chicks love bad guys, even though we all know all da ladies are already on team Leo.
Annabeth: Chicks?
Frank: Team Leo?
Piper: Bad Boys?
Percy: Awesome!
Leo: Wanna join the Bro army? We're looking for recruits....
Percy: Hell yeah!
Me: Bro army?
Annabeth: PERCY. .....
Percy: Since Annabeth insists...I'll join!
Leo: Meet me after breakfast.
*Leo walks off -
Leo: Like a boss!
*Leo walks off 'like a boss'*
The next day Percy AND Leo came dressed up in...whatever Leo was wearing yesterday. This time though they were wearing SNAPBACKS. Percy at least could half carry off the look but Leo - don't even ask. They try to walk in (as they claim it is) swaggily. It's not even a real word - just straight from the Leo ft. Percy dictionary.
*Percy and Leo walk in*
Percy: 'Sup peeps?
*Me and Annabeth exchange looks*
Me & Annabeth : *starts laughing loudly*
Leo: What are you two laughing at?
Me & Annabeth: You.
Leo: Well then, how do you like this?
*Walks towards me and takes my plate*
Leo: Who's laughing now? *dumps it out of the Argo II*
Me: You do realise there is more food here, right Valdez?
*I take more food and he does the same thing again*
Me: Still fine.
*I take more food and he does the same thing again*
Me: Ok, that's enough, Valdez.....you're gonna pay for that.
*I lunge on Leo but Frank gets in the way*
Me: Let me guess, you're on his side now?
Frank: No, but I know why you want to PUMMEL him.
Percy: Guys he's part of the bro army - he's got me to back him up.
Annabeth: Quit the 'BRO ARMY' if you ever want to date me again.
Percy: ...... -__-..........
Percy: You're on your own, now. Sorry Leo.
Leo: THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT(!)
Hazel: Wait a minute..I know how to get him out of this....phase?
Piper: What?
Hazel: Wait and watch... Hey Leo?
Leo: Yo!
Hazel: Since you are my friend -
Leo: Nu uh, You is my homie!
Hazel: Since you is my Homie? I'm gonna give you some advice. Being a...a..."chick," I can tell you Calypso won't like you as a bad boy.
Leo: She won't?
Me: Uhh.. No...she wont go out with you...
Leo: .......
Piper: Yes, totally!
Frank: She'll find you disgusting.
Annabeth: Horrible.
Percy: Not awesome or funny at all.
Leo: I'm sorry but that last statement is incorrect Percy; I'm awesome no matter what I'm pretending to be. I just have skills. But fine, are you SURE Calypso won't like me?
Annabeth: Yes.
Piper: She won't like you.
Hazel: She'll find you boring.
Frank: She'll avoid you.
Me: She'll find you annoying.
Leo: OKAY, I GET THE POINT!
*Next Day*
Leo: 'Sup guys?
Hazel: Is it really our Leo?
Frank: You can never be sure with him...
Leo: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?!
Me: That you're totally unpredictable and can change into a weirdo anytime. Oh wait, you're still a weirdo.
Leo: *Grumbles*
Piper: Anyway, Leo, do you want some food?
Leo: Sure, what have you got? I'm fine with anything that ends in ' cream ' , ' izza ' , ' ocolate ' 'ookie' , ' ake ' and umm.. Oh yeah ' andy ' is also acceptable.
Annabeth: Well you get one out of those five - healthy pancakes! Enjoy.
Percy: Healthy? How are they healthy?
Hazel: It was one of my old recipes - do you like them?
Percy: *Tries one* Yes *chokes* it was *splutters* great!
Frank: About your recipe, it may have been a little....
Me: Outdated?
Frank: Yes, that's the word I was looking for.
Hazel: Better than nothing or is that what you want for tomorrow's menu?
Leo: Come on, guys, it can't be that bad. Here, I'll prove it to you. Percy give me some.
Percy: You'll regret it...
Annabeth: *Punches Percy In the shoulder*
Leo: See, * takes a big bite * it tastes *gags* delicious! *Secretly spits some of it out*
Hazel: Ha, at least someone appreciates my cooking skills..
Leo: * Gets up, takes everyones plates, whispers - " Consider me doing you a favour " - and throws it out the Argo II *
Hazel: What! Leo, be honest, were they really that bad?
Leo: What no, they weren't bad... I...I just felt like being a bad boy again today.