It all began a week ago, when Rantaro sent a meme to the group chat. Kiyo sent a funnier one, then Kokichi sent an even funnier one, and Rantaro sent one funnier than Kokichi's. This continued into an all-out warfare, with several students joining in. 3 nations were made...
Avocado Alliance:
Members: Rantaro, Kaede, Miu, Tsumugi
Seesaw Squad:
Members: Kork, Angie, Himiko, Tenko, Ryoma
Panta Patrol:
Members: Kokichi, Shuichi, Kaito, Maki
Referees: Kirumi, Kiibo
Doesn't know what the fuck's going on: Gonta
Now, fast forward to the present, in Miu's lab...
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Avocado Alliance
amamicado: How's the investigation, Kaede?
cosplayingblueberry: Not good, sir! Miu and I have been unsuccessful in locating the Panta Patrol
amamicado: Damn it all
amamicado: We have to find them before Maki can sabotage us again
pianoqueen: Sir! I finished negotiations with the Seesaw Squad!
amamicado: What did you compromise?
amamicado: And how's Ryoma's infiltration going?
pianoqueen: We compromised to not attack each other until we find the new location of the Panta Patrol
pianoqueen: Ryoma's infiltration is successful so far
pianoqueen: He memorized Kiyo's attack patterns
amamicado: Tell us about it during the grace period.
pianoqueen: Alright! I'll scout before heading back.
cosplayingblueberry: Sir! Miu's machine picked up something!
amamicado: What did it find?
cosplayingblueberry: It found Kaito scouting near the school!
cosplayingblueberry: We concluded that they're located in the Casino or Love Hotel!
amamicado: Were you right in public? Like, on the path?
cosplayingblueberry: Yee, why?
amamicado: Tsmoogs! Kaito's gonna warn Kokichi! They're gonna move again!
cosplayingblueberry: Oop. Sorry :(
amamicado: It's fine, just be cautious next time
cosplayingblueberry: Damn, this is the fifth time they've changed bases. What are they plotting?
amamicado: Currently, they have more memes. This base changing strategy might have something to do with their amount.
cosplayingblueberry: Possibly. Shuichi and Kokichi are both making memes so that might help.
cosplayingblueberry: Kiyo "has Ryoma" and himself, then occasionally the Atua-sketeers help with memes.
cosplayingblueberry: We only have you. Do you think I should help you make memes?
amamicado: I've made plenty of memes, I just haven't sent them yet.
amamicado: We can all make some during the grace period. Then, I'll send them to the group.
cosplayingblueberry: Good plan.
cosplayingblueberry: Miu and I will head back before the grace period bell rings
amamicado: Aight. I'll ask Kirumi or Kiibo for food. We didn't eat lunch, so this meal will be important.
cosplayingblueberry: Gotcha
--------Same Time....--------
Seesaw Squad
nochromo: The Panta Patrol is in the casino?
cat-astrophe: Yeah, I saw Kaito leave there this morning.
nochromo: Interesting. Did you negotiate, Ryoma?
cat-astrophe: Yes. We will not engage in direct war with the Avocado Alliance until we inflict damage to the Panta Patrol.
nochromo: Excellent. How many more memes have you made?
cat-astrophe: About 7
nochromo: Wonderful. Share them with me and I'll prepare the texts during the grace period.
cat-astrophe: sent 7 images
cat-astrophe: Where's the Atua-sketeers?
nochromo: On patrol on floors 2 and 3. They'll be back before the bell
cat-astrophe: I should head back to. I'm near the kitchen, so I still got a ways to go
nochromo: Alright. I'll get back to meme-making
--------Also around the same time--------
Panta Patrol
dicedicebaby: Really Kaito?
dicedicebaby: You can't hide yourself properly?
spacejam: I'm sorry! Miu's got good inventions ;-;
makiroll: Idiot. Get your ass back before they can do anything to you.
dicedicebaby: We'll move during the grace period.
spacejam: Won't we get spotted?
dicedicebaby: You're such an idiot. Lemme explain.
dicedicebaby: The Avocado Alliance is far behind so they'll be working on memes during the hour. The Seesaw Squad never leaves the school so we just have to stay outside or on the first floor. Shuichi and I have made around 48 memes prepared so we don't have to worry about falling behind.
dicedicebaby: Just come get your stuff.
spacejam: Ok, sheesh.
dicedicebaby: Maki, meet him at the gate to make sure he doesn't screw anything else up more than he already has.
makiroll: Don't even need to ask.
shumai: My god, Kaito. I thought Maki's training helped your stealth?
spacejam: Well you forgot that I suck at remembering.
shumai: Oh yeah.
dicedicebaby: Shushu can you send me the memes?
shumai: Ok.
shumai: sent 11 images
spacejam: Holy guacamole, you made 37 memes, Kokichi?
dicedicebaby: I'm a memelord. Bow down and lick my meme shoes.
spacejam: No.
dicedicebaby: They taste like mangoes :)
spacejam: Why tf do they taste like mangoes?
dicedicebaby: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
spacejam: I can't believe you own this group.
dicedicebaby: Yet, this is a meme war
dicedicebaby: I'm perfect for the job
makiroll: Ultimate Supre-meme Leader
dicedicebaby: LMAO xD
shumai: O no. Not you too, Maki ;-;
shumai: Dating a pun master is already terrible enough
dicedicebaby: We're dating?
makiroll: You guys are dating?
spacejam: You're dating? O-O
shumai: Oh shite. (ﾉ；；)ﾉ~┻━┻
dicedicebaby: NO NO NO, IT'S OK! DON'T CRY (;Д;)
makiroll: Please don't be sad! It's ok :(
spacejam: CHEER UP, SIDEKICK!!
shumai: I'm fine, just screwed up.
dicedicebaby: I thought we were dating lol
dicedicebaby: jk
dicedicebaby: unless ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
spacejam: no
shumai: no
makiroll: Hey dumbass, hurry up before I drag you back!
spacejam: Sorry Maki ;-;
spacejam and makiroll are offline
dicedicebaby: So..?
shumai: No.
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Hell Within Hell
kirumi: Is everyone ready?
dicedicebaby: yeet
nochromo: yee
amamicado: yas
kirumi: Alright.
kirumi: You have until 12 pm.
kirumi: No foul play.
kirumi: You may begin sending the memes.
nochromo:
dicedicebaby:
amamicado:
nochromo:
dicedicebaby:
amamicado:
nochromo:
dicedicebaby:
amamicado:
nochromo:
dicedicebaby:
amamicado:
nochromo:
dicedicebaby:
amamicado:
kirumi: Time's up. Thank you for following the rules.
kirumi: Avocado Alliance: 58
kirumi: Seesaw Squad: 64
kirumi: Panta Patrol: 74
kirumi: We continue tomorrow.
dicedicebaby: kk :)
amamicado: Darn.
nochromo: Dammit.
dicedicebaby: tRy HaRdEr BoYs :)
nochromo: Go commit seesaw
amamicado: Why are you so good, goddammit
dicedicebaby: I am thy memelord.
nochromo: I give up.
amamicado: Kork? :O
dicedicebaby: Kiyo? :0
nochromo: There's no way in the afterlife I'd ever beat you
nochromo: You win over me, Kokichi
dicedicebaby: Do you give up too, Rantaro?
amamicado: It hurts my pride but
amamicado: Yep. I also give up. I'm farther behind than Kork so there's no point.
dicedicebaby: Awww, how boring! You guys give up so easily!
dicedicebaby: You two suck! Try harder! >:(
dicedicebaby: Anyways, it's punishment time :)
amamicado: Oh yeah
nochromo: Oh shite
dicedicebaby: Nishishi~ Let's talk privately in our chat group, shall we? ;)
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pianoqueen: What was the punishment?
sasoidiot: Take a wild fucking guess
cosplayingblueberry: OMGGGGGGGGGGGG ~♡
pianoqueen: Rantaro???
sasoidiot: Yeet?
pianoqueen: Wtf is up with your name rofl
sasoidiot: Ask the fudanshi dumbass
dicedicebaby: :P Sasoi = The uke which seduces and invites action to his seme
pianoqueen: So.. your gay... but into yaoi?
dicedicebaby: I call them "how-to books" ;)
kichikunt: Can you not?
cumininhot: What does that word mean?
dicedicebaby: Kichiku = cold, cruel, or sadistic. Loves to torment his uke ;)
cosplayingblueberry: All for top Kiyo?
pianoqueen: I
dicedicebaby: I
cumininhot: I
cat-astrophe: I
spacejam: I
sasoidiot: I
pianoqueen: Did you make them do anything else?
dicedicebaby: Besides them having to keep that name for a month, they also can't do anything with a seesaw during the sexy time and they have to address me as the Memelord.
cumininhot: No fucking see-sam? :0
kichikunt: Terrible, I know.
cat-astrophe: How's your nose, Tsmoogs?
cosplayingblueberry: Can one of you guys get me extra tissues?
pianoqueen: I'm coming
cumininhot: *cuming*
pianoqueen: Your still a virgin, Miu
cumininhot: Maybe not tonight?
pianoqueen: No. Not yet.
cumininhot: What fucking ever >:(
dicedicebaby: How 'bout you, Shushu? Want to lose your virginity?
shumai: Please,
shumai: No.
dicedicebaby: YOU WOUND ME :,(
shumai: Shush, liar
dicedicebaby: Nishishi ;)
makiroll: Kirumi, can you prepare a feast? We should celebrate the end of the war.
kirumi: Good idea. Meet in the dining hall in about an hour.
dicedicebaby: Yeehaw! :D
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This was actually quite fun to write lol. I would add more memes but I was reaching the limit :( you can only have 20 images per chapter and I was already at 18.
Also;
Why the fuck is this crappy fanfic #1 in oumasai? I don't understand ;-;
Uso dayo, thanks I guess :)
I have another stupid idea for a chapter that I'll write after halloween maybe I'm not sure.
Ok, has a good day :P