Hey dad! Just thought I'd tell you that I'm pregnant in geography!!! :D
ABIGAIL MARIE!!! GET YOUR A** HOME RIGHT NOW, I SHOULW HAVE KNOWN LETTING YOU STAY AT DAMEON'S HOUSE WAS BAD. GET OVER HERE, RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
Dad... what? wait, oh sh**!!! no, no, no! I isn't mean pregnant or geography, I meant I say I'm "perfect in pornography!!!"
THATS EVEN WORSE!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED, IM COMING TO PICK YOU UP RIGHT NOW! GET OUTSIDE AND TELL DAMEON TO STAY THE FK AWAY OR I'LL BEAT HIS A** DOWN!!!
SH**SH** SH**SH**SH** DAD! I didn't mean pornography!! no, no, no, no, no, no, no!! I meant perfect in photography!! aced my project!
Oh... congratulations ten... lets uh, not tell your mom about this little take then..alright?