America: *shopping for starbucks* OHMYGAWD GUUUURL THEY HAVE PUMPKIN SPICE!!! :D
Starbucks girl: Fukin by somthin fag
America: MMKAY *buys a billion pumpkin slice lattes*
-HEAD CANNON AMERICA FUCKING LOVES STARBUCKS ESPECIALLY PUMPKIN SPICE-
America: *walking around target* *gets tampons off the shelf* *walls up to register* I NEED THIS
-HEAD CANNON AMERICA NEEDS TAMPONS (lol no he's a guy)-
Alex: MMKAY SURE *scans them* PAPER OR PLASTIC
America: PLASTIC PLZ SEXY DADDY
Alex: *hands him bag* HERE HAVE A GOOD DAY
America: HERES MY NUMBER
Alex: THANKS U
America: MARRY ME?
Alex: YASSSSSSS BITCH
#alexfromtarget