Nct Chatrooms¹ | Neo Crackhea...

By VividKaykay

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Ten and Johnny are mutuals and internet friends that end up living closer than they think. After they run int... More

Introductions
1 | First impressions
2 | New faces (part 1)
2 | New faces (part 2)
3 | Located
4 | The Mall
5 | Aftermath
6 | And then there were 21
7 | Translate
8 | Tea was spilled
9 | The ship has sailed
10 | exposed
11 | the return of Ty
12 | we love illiteracy
13| "i have two boyfriends"
14 | ten needs a boyfriend
15 | stan "a tease"
16 | Help
17 | stop the xiaojun abuse
18 | water and grease fires dont mix
19 | ten the love virgin
20 | "chenle said fuck"
21 | what
22 | when i say chen, you say sung
23 | yangyang never sleeps
24 | you already know
25 | the sleepover 1/2
26 | the sleepover 2/2
27 | alright
28 | Save Haechan ft. Bomin
29 | taeyong will break his phone
30 | booboo the fool
31 | yes homo
32 | lucas is iron man
33 | EVERYONES wilding
34 | bring chenle his ice cream
35 | eventually
36 | who needs sleep anyways
37 | yO dReAm
38 | HAECHAN LOCKDOWN
39 | spencers
40 | AHAHA funny
41 | Taeyong is lame
42 | everyone is aggressive
43 | The witching hour
44 | Roblox
45 | Johnten sails
46 | sugar gays
47 | What v.2
48 | Hendery is on crack
49 | Johnny watches hentai
50 | Neo crackhead technology
51 | bad chaps
52 | 8BALLLL
54 | take yangyang trick or treating
55 | we migrating
Book 2

53 | juuling is bad

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By VividKaykay

12:09pm    100%▬

<Message Neo Crackhead Technology Details

JunJun
OKAY GUYS THIS IS NOT XIAO

ITS YANGYANG

I KINDA GOT GROUNDED AND GOT MY PHONE TAKEN SO

IM ON XIAOJUNS PHONE FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES

Junguwu
what did you do

Junjun
UMM

Hen(de)ry
his mom found out he was juuling

EverybodysayHEYchan
&&2&/\£\£'(2&:9:!2=€]

SHAHAAHAHAHAHAA

THATS SO STUPID

Junjun
I KNOW

I JUST WANTED TO BE A COOL KID SK8ER BOY😔✊

Junguwu
did she take your heelys

Junjun
no?

Junguwu
then you're still a skater boy

Junjun
...

you know what you're right jungwoo

Junguwu
:)

Junjun
I DONT NEED A NICOTINE ADDICTION TO BE COOL

Kunfused
HOMESLICE DID NOT JUST SAY HE DOESNT NEED A NICOTINE ADDICTION TO BE COOL

YOU ARE INHALING WATER VAPOR

EverybodysayHEYchan
STOP IM SOBBING IN ALGEBRA

Hen(de)ry
YANGYANG YOURE SAYING THIS LIKE EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL DOESNT ALREADY KNOW YOU SOMEHOW

POPULAR ASS BITCH

Jeffery
JUULS ONLY HAVE LIKE 0.5 PERCENT NICOTINE IN THEM&/&&:2€\*]+

Junjun
BUT STILL

YOU CAN GET ADDICTED TO JUULING

I SAW SOMEONE IN MY 3RD PERIOD CLASS HAVING A WITHDRAW BECAUSE THEY DIDNT JUUL

Doyoungtingz
A WHOLEASS WITHDRAW

YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING

EverybodysayHEYchan
TEARS ARE COMING OUT OF MY
EYES

Jeffery
NAH.

Junguwu
WHAT

Hen(de)ry
YOU DIDNT JUST SAY HOMIE WAS HAVING A JUUL WITHDRAW

YOU ARENT BEING SERIOUS

JunJun
I AM

Kunfused
YANGYANG GIVE XIAOJUN HIS PHONE BACK NOW

JunJun
OKAYSKS

Kunfused
OKAY AM I TALKING TO XIAO NOW

JunJun
yes

Doyoungtingz
send a picture of your eyebrows as proof

JunJun
why though

Doyoungtingz
OKAY its xiaojun; continue

Jeffery
How do you know

Doyoungtingz
because instead of just doing it he questioned why like the lil shit he is

JunJun
DAMN THE FUCK DID I DO

Kunfused
DOYOUNG STOP HARASSING THE KIDS

Doyoungtingz
🙄

Jeffery
DID YOU SEE WHAT YOUR BOYFRIEND SAID

JunJun
which one

Jeffery
Which one do you think im talking about

JunJun
idk they both noticeably lack braincells

Hen(de)ry
IM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE

YOU ARE GONNA MAKE ME CALL YOU THE B WORD

JunJun
Beef?

Blue?

Brownies?

Doyoungtingz
Brownies sound so fucking good right now

Junguwu
right

HAVE YOU EVER HAD STRAWBERRY BROWNIES

Doyoungtingz
YES

THEY ARE *Chefs kiss*

Kunfused
okay but brownies with CARAMEL ON THEM

Junguwu
YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME HUNGRY

Doyoungtingz
WE SHOULD HANG OUT LATER TODAY AND MAKE SOME

Kunfused
YES. 

Jeffery
YOU GUYS GOT SIDE TRACKED SO DAMN FAST

EverybodysayHEYchan
RIGHTJESK

GUYS I SWEAR IM NOT HIGH EVERYTHING IS JUST REALLY FUNNY TO ME TODAY

Doyoungtingz
not sure how much i believe that but okay

Kunfused
ANYWAYS IM TALKING ABOUT YANGX2

JunJun
OH

HE WASNT LYING ABOUT SOME DUDE HAVING A JUUL WITHDRAW

HE WAS REALLY IN CLASS SHAKING AND ROCKING BACK AND FORTH BECAUSE HE HASNT HIT THE JUUL IN TWO DAYS

AND HE KEPT ASKING PEOPLE IF THEY HAD A JUUL ON THEM AND IF HE COULD HIT IT

Doyoungtingz
BYE

BYE

BYE

Jeffery
UNBELIEVABLE.

Hen(de)ry
THE FUCK?

Kunfused
WHAT

JunJun
IM SERIOUS

EverybodysayHEYchan
IM PUTTING YOU GUYS ON MUTE I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE

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7:37pm
i hope you guys are doing good today❤️

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