Hermione: Harry, we need to talk
Harry: Erm, okay? On the group chat?
Ron: Oh god. This can't be good.
Hermione: So I was going through your phone to find those group pictures of the three of us right
Harry: Uh-huh
Harry: Wait
Harry: Oh
Harry: I can explain
Hermione sent (three) picture(s)
Ron: Oh shit
Ron: Harry...
Ron: Is there something you'd like to tell us? Including your updated sexuality and relationship status?
Harry: Hermione! You didn't have to show us!
Hermione: Oh
Hermione: My
Hermione: GOD
Ron: PLEASE TELL ME THERE AREN'T FULL NUDES
Harry: WHAT DID YOU FIND
Hermione sent (one) picture(s)
Harry: Okay, wait, listen, I can explain
Ron: ...
Ron: You're DATING
Ron: DRACO
Ron: FUCKING
Ron: MALFOY
Ron: AND TAKING R RATED PHOTOS
Ron: WITH DRACO
Ron: FUCKING
Ron: MALFOY
Hermione: Harry, I'm disappointed you didn't tell us sooner.
Harry: GUYS
Harry: RELAX
Ron: THE HAND DOWN MALFOYS PANTS WASN'T TELLING ME TO RELAX MATE
Harry: Ron! Calm down! Just listen to me!
Hermione: He's running around screaming Malfoy now...
Harry: See, this is why Ron and I hate group chats.
Hermione: Oh I dunno, I think they're rather fun!
Harry: Hermione!!!
Hermione sent (three) picture(s)
Harry: Hermione! Stop!!!
-Draco Malfoy has created a group chat-
Draco: Would any of you like to explain why Ron is screaming my name while running through the halls like a maniac?
Harry: Uhm...
Hermione: We found out about you and Harry, basically
Harry: Basically. But HERMIONE did it in a very inappropriate way!!!
Draco: I TOLD YOU THAT PEOPLE LOOK IN THE HIDDEN FOLDER HARRY
Draco: YOU DON'T KEEP STUFF THERE OMG
Harry: Relax, relax! There wasn't anything too bad in there!
Hermione: Too bad? That makes me scared of what photos have been taken
Harry: Dracos into exhibitionism so
Draco: Harry James Potter, I swear to god-
Harry: sorry, sorry, stressed and I don't know what to do
Draco: Well, assuming Ron is screaming and pounding on my door demanding why I have sexualized pictures with you on your phone, our secret is out.
Harry: Uhm... Yeah... Sorry babe, I tried...
Draco: I mean, I guess it's gonna have to be okay so
Harry: lmao, sorry!!!! I'll make it up to you later, I promise
Draco: Promise promise?
Harry: Promise promise
Draco: You better be prepared for a long night, Potter
Harry: Should I bring a stamina potion?
Draco: Probably.
Harry: any chance we can start now??
Hermione: BOYS!