Alice and Kaito started laughing histericly
"What is it?" Shoji asked
"Just *wheeze* watch it!" Alice answered wheezing
The Multiverse started with Aizawa who was a woman there, sleeping with a plate in one hand and other plates around her
"Why does she have a plate?" Midoriya asked
"Oh, you'll see" Kaito said giggling
She suddenly jolted up and looked at the plate in her hand
"FUCK! I'VE BEEN WASHING DISHES IN MY SLEEP AGAIN!" She suddenly screamed
"WE'RE FUCKING LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!" She continued screaming while running across the room where Tsuyu and Sero were talking
They looked at her like this had happened before and just ignored it
Many of them if not everyone bursts out laughing
"Oh God!" Natsu held his stomach
"Shoto, go grab your brother!" She yelled while putting the plate back
Shoto and Izuku who were with her there looked at her
Shoto then grabbed Izuku's ass and smirked making him blush and squeak
"No, not by that!" Aizawa exclaimed
Shoto and Izuku started blushing madly while the others laughed more
"No, there is no time for cereal! Here, we're doing granola bars!" She yelled as she grabbed the cereal out of Mina's hand and handed her a granola bar
"No, no we don't have time for granola bars! Fuck it! We'll just have to do breakfast at lunch and move lunch to dinner!" She yelled grabbing the granola bar out of Mina's hand leaving her confused
Everyone was dying of laughter at this point
"Oh my God" Shigaraki laughed
"Everyone grab a coffee! Cuz' dinner is happening at 3.00 in the morning!!!" She said throwing cups of coffee at them
"Why is my life like this?" Aizawa asked
Everyone was practically crying and dying
"GET YOUR ASS UP! YOU LAZY SON OF A BITCH!!!" She yelled throwing Mineta off his bed
"YOU'RE CHANGING YOUR OWN DIAPER!!!" She yelled at him
Everyone was laughing even harder now
"He's treated like a baby!" Toga yelled through her laughs
Mineta pouted and groaned in protest
"No, you can't have milk on Taco Tuesday!" She exclaimed grabbing the milk from Kirishima's hand
"Because it's not Mexican!" She continued
"Now eat your doritos!" She yelled as she threw a bag of the doritos at him
Some of the villains were laughing so hard they fell off their seats, and the same thing happened with the students
The scene switches to Aizawa calling someone in the living room with some others in there with her
"No, I don't have a favorite child" She said to the person who was calling her
"I do have a least favorite, and it's the youngest" She continued while the others looked at Mineta and laughed
Mineta looked at everyone angrily
"Why is it always me!?" Mineta asked crying blood
This just made them laugh harder
The scene changes to a football field, and the students were practicing
The parents were there watching
"Come on! Make me wanna be your mom!" Aizawa yelled at them making All Might turn to her with a look that says 'What?'
Bakugo looked at her and groaned before kicking the ball at her making her fall off her chair
"I'M TELLING KIRISHIMA ABOUT YOUR WET DREAMS!" She yelled making him blush madly and Kirishima just looked at him seductively
Bakugo blushed redder than Kirishima's hair and the others, well...
They were practically dead
The scene changes back to the living room where apparently Uraraka and Hagakure managed to steal Aizawa's phone
"Give me back my phone before you see my clint!" She yelled at them
But it was too late, they saw it
This made Aizawa question his life and go in his sleeping bag
The others were practically dead and some were...crying and vomiting
"I love that Yamada girl, she's not a bad lesbian" She said to All Might making him cough up a lot of blood
At this, Present Mic blushed at
The scene changes to the kitchen
"But you're gonna shut up and eat this like it's ass!" Aizawa yelled while shoving something down Jiro's mouth
Jiro almost vomited wondering what she shoved into her mouth while Aizawa just wanted to disappear
Aizawa walked to the living room where they all were
"Which one of you kids came in my casserole!?" She asked
Shoto and Kirishima smirked while Midoriya and Bakugo blushed madly
The scene changes to Aizawa banging on the bathroom door
"Mina! I need you to get off the toilet, mama's starting to cram!" She yelled
"Fuck it! I'm squeezing you out a passenger!" She continued
It changes to Iida calling Aizawa
"Mom I need help! I passed out and the others put me in the dino costume! And than they put me in the pool!" He informed
Iida blushed from embarrassment while some laughed at his suffering
The scene changes to Aizawa who was calling All Might and was chasing Mineta who was driving a toy car
"No it's the baby this time! He's running away from home with one of my good casseroles!" She said to All Might who was confused
Aizawa took the casserole and said
"Alright crisis averted!" and she kicked the toy car with Mineta in it
The scene changes to Aizawa talking to Midnight and All Might
"You think you have it bad, my kids are at the age where they're starting to have sex!" She said
"With each other!" She continued making Midnight and All Might's eyes go wide
The scene changes to Aizawa dragging Mineta
"It's not a crime if it's your own child!" She yelled at the people who were looking at her
The scene changes to her talking to Momo
"Mama got you a knife and a gun, so you can be ready when you give up on your dreams" She said as she pointed a gun at her own head making Momo shocked
The scene changes to Kaminari losing the football game
"I SHOULD'VE BIRTH YOU ON THE FUCKING TOILET BOWL!!!" Aizawa yelled at him
The scene changes to Aizawa yelling at them
"Son Of A Bitch! You open this gat right now or I'm counting to 3!" She warned
"1...4..!" She said
Everyone laughed at her
"You don't get a drop out of college!" She said
The scene changes to the bathroom
"That's it, you just lost toilet paper privileges!" She yelled at Yamada
"Have fun getting creative!" She said as she took all of the toilet paper away
The scene changes back to the kitchen
"I'M GONNA START COOKING DIN DIN IN T MINUS 5 SECONDS!
I NEED THIS KITCHEN EVACUATED FOR ONE HOUR!" She yelled
Everyone immediately left
Tokoyami and Shoji accidentally walked in
"EVACUATE THE KITCHEN!!!" She yelled at them as they ran out of the kitchen
The scene changes to the kitchen again
"If you don't like my tuna casserole, than your a retard and a liar" She said to Sero while Sero just gave her a look that says 'Wtf'
"Or worse a vegan" She continued making Sero just give up
The scene changes to Aizawa driving a car and Jiro with him
"Nope! You just lost seat belt privileges you motherfucker!!!" She yelled taking off Jiro's seat belt
The scene changes to the living room
"I need you to stop going through puberty" She said to Bakugo
He just looked at her with a look saying 'What in the ever loving fuck'
The scene changes back to the kitchen
"You get the fuck out of my kitchen or I'm telling everyone about your tiny dick" She said to Mineta
The scene changes to in front of the house
"Come on, we're going on a casserole drive-by" She said to Iida
Before he could ask why both of them got in the car
"Thanks for coming to the baptism!" She yelled at Midnight
"Happy Birthday Yamada!" She yelled at a female version of Present Mic
"No one likes you Toshinori" She said to All Might
The scene changes back to the kitchen
"I will not let you ruin Taco Tuesday!" She yelled at Mineta
"It's the one night a week it's fun to be a foreigner!" She continued
The scene changes to the living room
"I just need a shoulder to cry on" She said to All Might
"Connected to a dick I can sit on" She continued
'Why are you telling me this?' All Might mentally asked
The scene changes to a basketball practice
Bakugo accidentally threw the ball at her
"Oh Jesus!" She exclaimed
"YOU THROW GAYER THAN YOUR FATHER!" She yelled at him
"AND SHE'S SO GAY SHE FUCKED ME!" She continued
The scene changes to Mineta's room
"Oh sweetie, your not a mistake" She said to him
"You're a regret" She continued
"Now clean this shit up!" She yelled at him
The scene changes to a traffic jam and Midnight was honking at her
"HONK AT ME ONE MORE TIME!" She warned
"I WILL GROW A DICK AND FUCK YOU!" She continued
~End~
Everyone basically died or vomited
"Umm..are they okay..?" Alice asked concerned
Avelyn sighed
"We'll be right back" She said
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Hey,this is something to cheer you guys up while I write the villain chapter
I promise it will be out as soon as it can
Until then, bye! ❤️
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