Hello, Goodbye [BHNA Chatfic]

By EuniceAphroditis

411K 13.4K 11.2K

Un: you know you're a lot like an atomic compound you're simple you aren't connected to anything and you hav... More

Playlist
username guide
prologue
chapter one
chapter two
chapter three
chapter four
chapter five
chapter six
chapter seven
chapter eight
chapter nine
chapter ten
chapter eleven
chapter twelve
chapter thirteen
chapter fourteen
chapter fifteen
chapter sixteen
chapter seventeen
chapter nineteen
chapter twenty
chapter twenty-one
chapter twenty-two
chapter twenty-three
chapter twenty-four
chapter twenty-five
chapter twenty-six
chapter twenty-seven
chapter twenty-eight
chapter twenty-nine
Christmas special
chapter thirty
chapter thirty-one
chapter thirty-two
chapter thirty-three
chapter thirty-four
chapter thirty-five
chapter thirty-six
Reader Input? (A/N)
chapter thrity-seven
chapter thirty-eight
chapter thirty-nine

chapter eighteen

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By EuniceAphroditis

Un
Oh my goshhhh
Best friend ヾ(*'∇')ノ

Todoroki
I take back what I said
Choose me

KingExplosionMuder
And who the fuck said this was a good idea

Un
Ah yes
My favorite typo

KingExplosionMuder
I already have a headache

Un
I only said hello ;-;

KingExplosionMuder
Doesn't mean you're any less fucking annoying

Un
You know
If i made a swear jar
I could make a neurosurgeon's salary from you alone

KingExplosionMuder
And I'd die of starvation if I had a dollar for whenever you said something that wasn't at the IQ of a fly

SizzleBitch
Eh
Not your best work

Theonewithelectricity
Damn, what happened to his burns

SugarMoMo
Why are we coming back to the flea topic??

RadioGaGa
Different context MoMo...

KingExplosionMuder
The fuck are you to idiots going on about

SizzleBitch
To!
Much!
Reading!

Uraravity
I shouldn't have to work to feel the burn

Theonewithelectricity
A proper comeback is paired with a quick remark and personal jab
You missed on both counts

RadioGaGa
I prefer the less than 5 word comebacks myself

KingExplosionMuder
STOP CRITIQUING MY SHIT

Un
Well, they're critiquing your comebacks
Not your shits...

KingExplosionMuder
HASDJWIDN

Un
It's okay
Take your time
He gets angry sometimes 😔

SizzleBitch
Ah yes
The sweet taste of a good comeback

Deku
___
I'll start planning your funeral

Un
Imagine thinking Bakugou could kill you

Todoroki
I'm literally cringing

Theonewithelectricity
I mean
He's had his moments where I've been afraid for my life

Un
But
It's BAKUGOU
He's a fucking Pomeranian with a grenade in it's DNA

KingExplosionMuder
SHUT THE FUCK UP
ILL BLAST YOUR ASS TO BITS

Un
Awe look
He wants to play

Theonewithelectricity

Thwomp has entered the chat

Thwomp
Can you guys take a step back
I can't keep patching the holes in my wall
;-;

Un
Dang
That's all it took?

Thwomp
IS THIS A GAME TO YOU?
Talk about uncool

Un
NO WAIT
I DIDNT MEAN IT

Thwomp
>_>
You didn't?

Un
Of course not bb
You're too precious to hurt
(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

Thwomp
Okay okay
I believe you 😤😤

RadioGaGa
Damn
That shit cute

Uraravity
Talk about my chart being ruined

Theonewithelectricity
You're telling me

Uraravity
Hold up-

Un
Wait a minute?

Uraravity
You
Have
A
CHART

Theonewithelectricity
No
Of course not

Uraravity
Get your colored pencils kaminari
I'm coming over
Jiro get ready

RadioGaGa
Just shipping tingz

Theonewithelectricity
...
I'm locking my door

Theonewithelectricity has left the chat

Uraravity
Y O U F O O L

RadioGaGa
Squad alpha is ready to roll out

Uraravity
Let's get this bitch

Uraravity has left the chat
RadioGaGa has left the chat

Un
Oh damn
They left fast

Deku
Their lives cannot be kept in boxes

Un
What?
Is there supposed to be some metaphorical meaning to that?

Todoroki
Is the meaning not obvious?

Deku
I thought it was a pretty good metaphor ;-;

Un
Well no, I get there's meaning in it
But how the fuck does this apply to the current situation??

Deku
I think it works in nicely

Un
Okay
Well
To each their own
Weirdo

KingExplosionMuder
Are these seriously the kind of conversations you idiots have?
This sounds like a fucking PTA meeting

Todoroki
And how would you know that
Are you secretly an upstanding member of the PTA

KingExplosionMuder
LIKE HELL ID BE APART OF THAT MOM FEST

SugarMoMo
Actually, the PTA at UA is very friendly and non hostile
A genuine surprise, in full honesty

Deku
I'm more surprised there's an actual PTA
You'd think parents would try to tear the teachers apart the moment they'd get the chance

Un
Don't even get my dad started about PTA meetings
He goes W I L D

KingExplosionMuder
You're all a bunch of damn idiots.
Go join a knitting club or whatever dumb shit you do

Un
Wait-
Do you think PTAs just knit stuff?

KingExplosionMuder
If it's a bunch of fucking mom's what else are they going to do

Un
Well
NOW I'm going to make sure they discuss how to Move your bedroom into the basement or some shit

KingExplosionMuder
Like they'd do that to their strongest student

Todoroki
I think a janitors closet would be more suiting for him

Un
Ah yes
Clean up the undying stench of narcissism

KingExplosionMuder
Says the one who smells like crippling anxiety

Un

I use Anxiety 11 excuse you

KingExplosionMuder
Not even good enough for the actual anxiety
Figures

Todoroki
Like I said, the janitor closet is a wonderful idea

KingExplosionMuder
Literally no one invited you into the conversation

Todoroki
I've been saying the same about you for a good two weeks now

KingExplosionMuder
IF I CARED ABOUT YOUR OPINION, I WOULD ASKED ICE BRAIN

Un
Damn
Someones getting
Fired up

KingExplosionMuder has left the chat

Deku
Oh thank God
I thought I'd actually have to go to bed

Un

You were waiting for him to leave to talk??

Thwomp
And here I thought you got stronger

Deku
It's called survival
Read about it

Un
You value survival more than you value being ROOMMATES with me ;-;

Deku
I need to survive to be able to make sure you don't paint our walls ORANGE

Un
AUTUMN MIST IS A VERY PRETTY COLOR

Deku
NOT WHEN PAIRED WITH LEAFY EVENING

Un
WED HAVE A NEUTRAL TO BALANCE IT OUT

Thwomp
A brown base would help balance them out

Un


Since when do you match colors

Thwomp
What's that supposed to mean?
Having multiple skills is necessary to being the best man you can be
That includes matching colors

Un


Deku
I still think it's an ugly combination

Todoroki
Well
You're wrong

Deku
Todoroki
Don't you turn your back on me

Un
Just accept that I'm right
I have an army
And you've got yourself
And probably a broken arm

Deku
...
Howd you know

Un
Holy shit WHAY
DID UOU SERIOUSLY BREAK YOUR ARM AGAIN ?

Deku
You have no proof

Todoroki
He definitely did while using his quirk

Thwomp
But it looked super cool while he did it 😤✊

Un
Oh my fucking God
Are you in the infirmary?

Deku
I have the right not to tell you

Un

Deku
I don't want you to worry
(';︵;')

Todoroki
He stayed in his room now

Un
Okay
I'm on my way

Deku
Noooo

Un
To late bitch
I've got $20 and an unquenchable thirst to annoy the fuck out of you
See you in ten 😗✌️

Un has logged out

Deku
God damnit Todoroki

Todoroki
In the words of ___
😗✌️

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