A Stupid DRV3 Chatfic

Von mizuchiisai

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{Swear and Mention of Sex Warning!} I'm bored and want to practice writing, so yay. No one is going to be in... Mehr

Welcome to Hell within Hell
The Seesaw Problem
Does Oumasai Is Canon?
A Sidekick's Sidekick
Robo Maid! Ow< ~*☆
☆~Praise be to Atua!~☆
The Meme Wars
Happy Halloween!
lyric pranks with amaguji
*****creepy asterisks*****
A peak towards hope!
trainer Roastlord wants to battle!
Shipnanigans
have my tragic headcanons oof
The Dangan Games
The Bois are Back!
IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOUGHT
The Pregame Path
The Pregame Parable
get schooled
Our Lord and Savior
Happy Hopemas
The Ultimate Chatgroup
Your Turn to Crossover
lyric pranks with oumasai
Le Mega Birthday Shitpost (part 1)
(in)correct texts because yes
Le Mega Birthday Shitpost (part 2: hydraulic boogaloo)
Maki has a kerfuffle
Wholesome Shipnanigans
a perfectly normal sleepover
how many bodies do ya got in the basement?
a normal school au
A little check-in
Have some Oumasai
lyrics pranks with harumota
I double murder dare you

It's all coming together ( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )

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cosplayingblueberry: We good, Kokichi?

dicedicebaby: No

pianoqueen: Come on, Kokichi!

pianoqueen: Forgive her!

spacejam: Dude, it's been a week!

spacejam: I WILL force you to train with us if you don't ヘ(`▽'*)

cumininhot: Jeez, just make the fuck up!

cumininhot: Or... makeout (  ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )

pianoqueen: Miu no.

nochromo: Your intolerance is annoying me

amamicado: Dude, your cold shoulder is colder than the fridge

cosplayingblueberry: Please forgive me

cosplayingblueberry: Forgive me!

cosplayingblueberry: FORGIVE ME ;-;-;-;-;

cumininhot: OMFG shut up, you trashy skank

amamicado: I thought this was v3...

pianoqueen: God, this is killing me

pianoqueen: Miu, it's time to put our golden brains together

cumininhot: Excuse me, our?

nochromo: Thank you for taking that responsibility away :)

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Fixing Tsumugi+Kokichi

cumininhot: tf is this?

pianoqueen: Miu and I shall revive this friendship! >:)

cosplayingblueberry: Thank.... you...?

dicedicebaby: No.

pianoqueen: Kooooooooo

pianoqueen: Kiiiiiiiiiiiiii

pianoqueen: Chiiiiiiiiiiii

pianoqueen: Oooooooooo

dicedicebaby: What?

pianoqueen: Maaaaaaaaaaa

pianoqueen: Just tell us why you haven't forgiven Tsmoogs

cumininhot: Please....?

dicedicebaby: ...

dicedicebaby: Fine.

dicedicebaby: Read closely.

dicedicebaby: Shuichi hasn't left is room the entire week and it's all my fault and Kirumi's been delivering food to him and he won't talk to anyone and I can't bear to face him after what happened earlier this week and I want to go commit death in a pothole.

cumininhot: Oh :(

cumininhot: Wait, did you make a fucking pun?

cosplayingblueberry: NooOOOooOOO it's my fault, Kokichi. MY fault. I shouldn't have done that to you guys ;-;

dicedicebaby: Nah, I did it out of my own free will

dicedicebaby: But I didn't want to blame myself, so I blamed you instead.

cosplayingblueberry: Oh?

dicedicebaby: Then I got angry at you again because you were blaming yourself.

cosplayingblueberry: Oh.

pianoqueen changed the group name to Fixing Oumasai

dicedicebaby: Excuse me, wtf

pianoqueen: We got a new objective, bois

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pianoqueen: I talked to Shuichi

dicedicebaby: Aaannnnnnd????

pianoqueen: He says he'd like to talk with you

pianoqueen: But if your uncomfortable with that, texting's ok with him

dicedicebaby: Damn fucking straight I'm uncomfortable with that

dicedicebaby: Tell him we can text after dinner

pianoqueen: brb

pianoqueen: (●・ω・)b

dicedicebaby: k

cosplayingblueberry:


cosplayingblueberry: But seriously tho, how is this going so smootily?

cumininhot: This is a comedy show, not a drama

cosplayingblueberry: Gotcha (*^∀゚)ъ

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pianoqueen: You ready?

dicedicebaby: Still mentally preparing myself

dicedicebaby: Last time I talked to him I ended up punches his mouth with my mouth

pianoqueen: I'll let him know when you're ready

cumininhot: Are you going to leave me :<

pianoqueen: No, I'll just text him dummy :P

pianoqueen: How tf did dummy make you moan?

cosplayingblueberry: You two are a weird lesbian couple

cosplayingblueberry: but it's a loveable weird lesbian couple

cosplayingblueberry: I'm bi but no one stands out here

cosplayingblueberry: Guess my Dazai body pillow will have to do

cumininhot: Who tf is Dazai?

cosplayingblueberry: He's a hot dude from Bungou Stray Dogs

cumininhot: How much/10?

cosplayingblueberry: Hotness? 100/10

cumininhot: Noice ;)

pianoqueen: Why are you guys talking about this?

pianoqueen: Kokichi is having a panic attack

dicedicebaby: Not yet, but almost

pianoqueen: Lemme know if you need me

dicedicebaby: I got Makiroll

cosplayingblueberry: ok

cosplayingblueberry: just

cosplayingblueberry: wtf

cumininhot: When did that happen?

dicedicebaby: Chapter 4

cumininhot: What?

cosplayingblueberry: It's a secret ( ̄▼ ̄)

cumininhot: ????

dicedicebaby: I'm ready, I guess

pianoqueen: Alrighty, I shall text him :)

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Shuichi

shumai: Hi

dicedicebaby: Hi

shumai: So... uh....

shumai: Can you shut up?

dicedicebaby: ?

shumai: I'm not upset with you

shumai: Stop being upset with everyone and yourself

shumai: You are making this more serious than it needs to be

dicedicebaby: ...sorry

shumai: ...

shumai: It was...

shumai: Nice

dicedicebaby: what was?

shumai: That... kiss

dicedicebaby: It was?!

shumai: I just got startled and embarrassed is all

shumai: How are you feeling?

dicedicebaby: lonely. Come over.

shumai: But... isn't Maki over?

dicedicebaby: I lied so Kayayday didn't worry about me

shumai: Looks like your getting back to normal :D

dicedicebaby: Just come over and cuddle the fuck out of me

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Hell Within Hell

amamicado: I heard you two stayed in Kokichi's dorm

amamicado: (  ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )

nochromo: (  ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )

cosplayingblueberry: (  ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )

pianoqueen: (  ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )

cat-astrophe: (  ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )

spacejam: (  ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )

makiroll: (  ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )

cumininhot: (  ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )

gentlebug: (  ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )

pianoqueen: Gonta whAT ARE YOU DOING?

gentlebug: Gonta saw friends do it, so Gonta thought he'd join in :D

nochromo: Why did you even invite him?

amamicado: It's SUPPOSED to be for everyone

amamicado: Most of us are too dirty lol

pianoqueen: Gonta, don't do anything Miu does, mmk?

cumininhot: Details, Pooichi. Details.

cumininhot: And I agree with my Kaeidiot

shumai: Well, we talked a bit

pianoqueen: Yessssssss?

shumai: Then we hugged

cat-astrophe: Yes?

shumai: For, like, 5 minutes

amamicado: Yesssssss?

shumai: Then we cuddled in bed

nochromo: Yessss?

shumai: Then we had an actual kiss

cosplayingblueberry: YESSSSSS???

shumai: And then we slept together

cosplayingblueberry: *le gasp*

cosplayingblueberry: yeeeeAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS

shumai: I mean, we just slept in the same bed cuddling

shumai: We are still both virgins

cumininhot: Is that a mother fucking lie??????

amamicado: Wait, how do you know Kokichi is a virgin?

shumai: He told me, nosy cabbage-haired traveller

amamicado: MY HAIR IS AN AVOCADO, YOU INSENSITIVE PIECE OF PIE

nochromo: Why pie?

amamicado: He's too precious

amamicado: I don't want to insult him that much

spacejam: Either way, good going sidekick :D

shumai: Stop buzzing me, he's still asleep -_-

pianoqueen: awwwwww

cat-astrophe: That's actually adorable

cosplayingblueberry: Coming from Ryoma, you know it MUST be adorable

cat-astrophe: Yep, I rarely use that word unless it's a cat

shumai: I'm going to sleep a little longer

shumai: goodnight

cosplayingblueberry: Lemme know when you to have some adult happy fun time

shumai: no

amamicado: I will kick you, Tsmoogs

amamicado: From the group and in your knee irl

cosplayingblueberry: NOT MY KNEEEE ;-;-;-;

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ok, I'm alive. My blood transfusion didn't kill me :) yay

I have had 7 needles this week and I hated every one of them.

Anways, we gonna be doing some wholesome Kiibo stuff next chapter :D

Also, if you know who Dazai is, I love you. Have a free hope bagel:⊙

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