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╔ Regular- ned ╗
╚ Bold- shippers ╝
Welcome to operation get my 2 loser friends together
MJ
That's a lot of work. I'll pass
Flash
Why am I in this?
Because I know about
e v e r y t h i n g
Flash
Weird flex but ok
Who are the other 2 numbers??
Shuri
Hello my lame American children! I am superior. Bow down before me
Harley
Aye wadup bitch!
Flash
Still confused
MJ
When are you not
ɴᴇᴅ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛɪᴛᴀɴɪᴄ
Flash
That hurt
MJ
Good
Shuri
Wow I stan one (1) queen
When the princess of Wakanda stans you... can't relate
Flash
wAIT WHAT?!
That's the princess of Wakanda
Shuri
What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never facking learned how to read
Harley
I'm Tony's sugar baby according to (y/n)
MJ
This was a horrible idea to make this, Ned. I love it
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me
MJ
I'm just as surprised as you are
Flash
You're that dude from that video
Harley
And you're incredibly stoopid
Shuri
You can't even spell stupid right. Shut up
Harley
I'm Harley in case you can't remember my unforgettable self
Yo tell the story about how you became Stark's sugar baby
Harley
Basically I guilt tripped him by saying "we're connected"
Now he sends me money all the time. It's great
Shuri
Iconic
MJ
Just get to the point of this, Leeds
Ok ok ok ok ok so... we're going to get (y/n) and peter together
This is where we make our battle plans
Nobody can tell them about this because it's top secret
Shuri
Guess what she just posted on IG
Flash
A picture
Shuri
Congratulations, you're a prophet
It's this:
Harley
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shuri
If that's not a date, I'm annihilating them
Flash
How?
Shuri
With the vibranium blasters that I invented
"wouldn't u like to know"
Um yes I would like to know, thank you very much
MJ
They're not on a date :/
I just asked. Apparently they had a movie night and are now roaming the city for food
Harley
Kinda sounds like a date ngl
Shuri
They're 100% on a date and are just too oblivious to realize it
Flash
Why does a picture of Parker get so many more likes than me
MJ
Because he's likable
Harley
Because he's a ✨pretty boi✨
Shuri
A very ✨pretty boi✨
I'm scrolling through the comments and people are actually calling him a pretty boi wtf
Flash
I can't understand anyone of you
Shuri
IM ABOUT TO END THOSE PEOPLE
SHURI NO
MJ
Shuri yes
Harley
E n d t h e m
Shuri
MJ
Go off sis
Flash
You guys are crazy
Harley
You're blander than dry oatmeal
Loosen up a little
Shuri
Anyone know how to convince (y/n) to admit her feelings towards Peter
I don't know what language girls speak
Sorry
MJ
Flash only speaks dumbass so he's a no
Flash
You only speak bitch
MJ
Where's the lie
Harley
If I can guilt trip Tony, I can do anything
Watch and learn, chillern
Shuri
Boy you can't spell for shit
Harley
Update: I failed
MJ
Harley
Ngl that kinda hurt
It's kind of her thing
MJ
It's the one and only thing I'm good at
Flash
Good for you
Shuri
Lmao how'd you fail
Harley
She blocked me
You took one for the team. Your contribution will be remembered greatly
Flash
Quick question. How do either of them know the princess of Wakanda? How does Ned know her?
Why is no one questioning this?
Shuri
The real question is why are you questioning this??
MJ
Honestly who don't they know is a better question
Shuri
Oh you right. My bad
I question that everyday. I swear they can tell me that they know world renowned ex neurosurgeon Stephen Strange and I would believe them
Flash
Yeah right
Shuri
Hahaha funny that you should mention that. They do
Harley
Wizard dude? Yeah they know him
MJ
Wizard dude?
Wait he's a wizard now?
Harley
Oops. Was I not supposed to say that
I thought that was common knowledge
Shuri
Me too, Harley. Me too
ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ 𝟷𝟶:𝟹𝟽 ᴀᴍ
Harley
It's been a week guys
Did we really scare you off that quickly
Shuri
Pussies
MJ
At least @ flash next time
Flash
Hey!
MJ
Sorry not sorry
Asdfghjkl guys another video is being posted today!!
Shuri
Wait really! Yesssss
Harley
Confirmed. Also his hair is so floofy
MJ
An actual baby
Shuri
I keep saying he looks like a baby but he denies it
Flash
It's so weird to see him like this
MJ
Why? You don't want to admit that he's just a normal ass person like you
The disrespect
Flash
No. Because he's so spastic at school and not that
Harley
Lol you haven't met the real peter than
Shuri
That's unfortunate
MJ
Here's an idea. Try becoming his friend
Flash
What if I don't want to
Than you'd be missing out
Shuri
Should we tell him
Harley
You'd be dead if you did
Please don't. I don't want my chat to be the reason you die
Flash
Tell me what
MJ
For once I don't know
NOTHING
THERES NOTHING TO KNOW
MJ
That's sus
Flash
What do you guys know
Shuri
Would you look at the time. I have important princess things to do
Harley
Want to see a magic trick?
ʜᴀʀʟᴇʏ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
MJ
I am going to allow that because honestly that's a mood
Flash
I can't believe I'm saying this but pm me
MJ
Whatever