A collection of comedy poems

By JamieChipperfield

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Sid on a Cruise
Christmas Past
The Bee and Me
The Winter Blues
Spring Madness
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Tomatoes

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By JamieChipperfield

Tomatoes, what are they for?

Their red and raw

Oh what a bore

Though their one of my five a day

Oh gosh I wish they'd roll away

Their gooey and yucky

And extremely mucky

I really can't think of anything nice to say

Their always around

And salad bound

With cheese and pickle

Or alone and fickle

A sandwich spiller

And not a filler

Just giving me four a day

Would be OKAY

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