Great news
Sid the seagull's on a cruise
He's been saving up for years and years
And now he's off to join his peers
He has packed his penguin suit
excuse the pun
But he says he's ready for some fun
As he begins to get excited
The ship begins to get ignited
The crew are all so very nice
They've even checked their bags for lice
They muster at the bosuns diner
And see the food there is no finer
Once muster is a thought away
It's time to party the seagull way
The funky chicken looked real cool
And the tawny captain broke up a brawl
As night is turning into day
Some birds are flying south today
But Sid whose made of sterner stuffing
kept on partying until his puffing
He has now just heard its time for bingo
I hope he understands the lingo
I think we had better leave it there
I think the ship is almost there
So where he lands lock up your bin
Yes I even mean your empty tins.