Sid on a Cruise

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Great news

Sid the seagull's on a cruise

He's been saving up for years and years

And now he's off to join his peers

He has packed his penguin suit

excuse the pun

But he says he's ready for some fun

As he begins to get excited

The ship begins to get ignited

The crew are all so very nice

They've even checked their bags for lice

They muster at the bosuns diner

And see the food there is no finer

Once muster is a thought away

It's time to party the seagull way

The funky chicken looked real cool

And the tawny captain broke up a brawl

As night is turning into day

Some birds are flying south today

But Sid whose made of sterner stuffing

kept on partying until his puffing

He has now just heard its time for bingo

I hope he understands the lingo

I think we had better leave it there

I think the ship is almost there

So where he lands lock up your bin

Yes I even mean your empty tins.

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