#TFIOS
I watched the Fault in Our Stars last night with my mom. We made it a competition to see who could go the longest without crying.
At the bit where Augustus had- erm, I won't spoil it. But anyways, Hazel was crying her eyes out in her bed, and I was getting that feeling where your stomach kind of does a million flips and you're so close to crying, and I thought, Dang it, Mom's gonna win-
And then Mom said, "Aw, man, Hannah, I just lost."
And I laughed, which made me not want to cry anymore, and I actually made it the whole movie without crying. :D
Mom and I were seriously yelling at the scream though when Hazel and Augustus and the redhead lady were climbing all those stairs in Amsterdam... Like what the flip, are you stupid!? DON'T ALLOW HER TO CLIMB THE FLIPPING STAIRs, AUGUSTUS. YOU ARE A CRAP BOYFRIEND.
NOT THAT THEY WERE TOGETHER AT THAT POINT.
NOT THAT THEY EVER GET TOGETHER, I'M NOT SAYING
Ya know what, I give up. This chapter is just a huge spoiler alert party but without the actual spoiler alerts.