herry putter and the slightly...

By whorypotter

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what's up gaymers, is ya boy, uhh, skinny penis. where vsco girls and stans go to die. not because we killed... More

whalecam tu haell
the search for a cover
durdley x piers
wig sNaTcHeD
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ uwu ♥
swughorn x herry
𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮
mom said i had to clean my room
hermy and astrid: the squeakquel
🅱️oast 🅱️e, 🅱️eech
buck ur buns
thanos v astrid: the final battle
gingy and the chicken express
hermy and astrid: the prequel
Anniversary?
Nicky gets Stoned
The Reunion
Hermy and Assy: The Emo Bop
Warty...?

the best of old town road

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By whorypotter

Bum mmmmmmm
Bum hmmmmm
Bum
Bum
Bum YEAHHHHHH
I'm gonna make whory potter into a two act play
I'm gonna cringe till I can't no more
I'm gonna make whory potter into a two act play
I'm gonna cringe til I can't no more

I got Astrid in the back
Titties are attached
Dementors finna attack
"Uh, Hermione could be black"
Thanos on a tractor
Don't like then just snap her
Ronald owns a dildo
4th year Herry's got that build tho
Made a whole 8 movies
Got diamonds in our boobies
Mr stank is groovy
Draco is really snooty

I'm Gonna (bum) Take My Wand (bum) To The Diagon (bum) Road (bum) I'm Gonna (bum) Buyyyyy (bum) Till I Can't No More

Moony wrote that Drapple
Draco fucks an apple
Surviving off of wattpad
Still no sign of my dad
Drarry is a pipe dream and
Ron is kinda fat (cream)
Cream cream cream cream cream cream cream

Can't nobody cream on my bedddddd
Cream corn in my cream dream bedddd
Floppin like a corn stock
Slicin all of my chalk
Herry putter memes and
Herry putter creams and
Herry putter teams and
Prong's 4th year putter dreams

I'm gonna yeetle deet delete myself
I gonna- skeet right outta here
I'm gonna yeetle deet delete myself
Take Papa's portal and dissapear

bEaUtIfUl

--moony, astrid, padfoot, prongs--

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