1...!
2...!
3.......!
There was a swift metal sound. Barely a second passed and the battle was already over, as Dream quickly reacted and stabbed a6d's gun, destroying it almost completely. He took out the sword from his gun and dropped what remained of a6d's weapon to his feet.
a6d: ok but how
skeppy: dude you totally cheated
Dream: how though??
skeppy: idk this place is clearly not normal so maybe time slowed down for you or something either way we're getting out of here
Dream: bold of you to assume the battle is over! i still gotta stabby stab a6d u kno
Bbh: w-what O_o
a6d: UH
skeppy: how about, you don't
Dream: haha no
As he pronounced these words, dream shoved his sword into a6d's direction. He managed to dodge it though, thanks to bbh's quick thinking who pulled him out of the way. There was clearly no chance of negotiation on the table, so they only had one option left: getting tf out of there.
So they ran, while Dream stayed in place, watching the trio get away. They ran far enough to loose him, but soon after he was right in front of them, almost as if he had teleported!
a6d: how the fuck
BBh: laNGUAGE
a6d: stfu
Dream: there are shortcuts in IKEA u kno. now that i work here i kind of know all of them lol
skeppy: what the heck dude we don't wanna fight shoo
Dream: lol no i get paid for this
Bbh: who even is the manager?!?
Dream: ur mom
a6d: way to show maturity
skeppy: guys it's over it's not like we could... go up... or something *wink wink*
Bbh: why are you winking >_>
skeppy: idk i just... think that going up... is a good idea *agresive winking*
a6d: ...oooOH YA
Bbh: i still don't get it???????
skeppy: ur so slow in the head
Bbh: heeEY :'(
a6d: follow me!!!
Dream: guys you do realize I've been standing here the entire time and have a perfect understanding of what are you trying to do
Bbh: good cuz I don't understand what we're trying to do <_<
a6d: stfu and follow me
The trio ran to the direction of a shelf and a6d helped both Bad and skeppy get up and grab it, afterwards climbing himself. They managed to get to the top of the shelf. They were able to spot Dream, still down on the floor, but knowing his new knowledge on IKEA, he could easily hunt them down, so they had to get a move on.
And so they ran from shelf to shelf, jumping if necessary to the direction of the exit. They knew how long the halls were, so they didn't expect to arrive anytime soon. Until they did. And were greeted by a wall. They ran the wrong direction. Lol.
skeppy: whaT THE HECK DUDE THIS WAS THE WRONG DIRECTION
Dream: ya i was gonna tell you that but i thought it was funnier to see your reaction when you got there lol
Bbh: and when did you get here??!!
Dream: shortcuts
a6d: ok fine you can stab me but you gotta let the rest go
Bbh: a6d, no!!!
skeppy: ya that's stupid don't do that
a6d: look you're right but like, we can't keep running forever either u kno
skeppy: dude he's just gonna challenge us to a duel in exchange of getting out and then he's gonna stabby stab us im pretty sure we don't have a say if we go out alive or not
Bbh: ya!! Plus I don't want you to die ;--;
a6d: ok then what's ur plan?!
Dream: u guys know that I'm still here right
skeppy: not now dream, we're making a plan of escape
Dream: k
skeppy: no matter where we go he'll always figure out where we are inside of IKEA ...
Bbh: unless we're outside of IKEA!!
skeppy: ya we've been trying to get out this whole time u ragamuffin
Bbh: nono, I mean like, the top!
a6d: ...skeppy?????
Bbh: NO I MEAN LIKE THE ROOFTOPS U MUFFIN
a6d: ah, that makes more sense
Bbh: i saw a small door near the shelves, so if we get there we'll be safe on the rooftops!
a6d: that's a pretty good idea actua-
~stab~
While the trio was planning their plan of escape, Dream got bored and stabbed a6d. Not sure why he didn't do it before, I guess he just ran out of patience or something.
The blade teared through his hip, so no vital organs where harmed, but he was bleeding a bunch. Dream drew the sword out of his french flesh, and triumphantly put his sword away.
Bbh: oh mY GOODNESS WHAT THE FUDGE
skeppy: OH SHIT OH SHIT DUDE ARE YOU OK
a6d: yes im perfectly fine, just bleeDING OUT AND PROBABLY DYING OF COURSE IM NOT OK WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT
Dream: lol git gud
a6d started to collapse and his vision was going blurry. Skeppy managed to hold him before he fell to the ground, and placed one of his arms around his shoulders so he could carry him.
Dream: ok so now that we're done with a6d you guys can attempt to fight me and having a chance of going outside or perish here in IKEA
skeppy: whAT THE HECK DUDE WHY WOULD YOU STAB HIM
Bbh: A6D!!! STAY WITH US!!!!
a6d: H.
skeppy: Bad let's go!!!
Both Bad and Skep made a run to the door that he mentioned before. It was kind of hard to run though, considering skeppy had to carry a6d while he was bleeding out.
They made it to the door and rushed in. The last thing Bad saw before closing the door was Dream, staring at them patiently, knowing that they couldn't stay on the rooftops forever.
They climbed the stairs and got to the rooftop. It was still daytime, even though they felt as if they were inside IKEA for hours. Skeppy laid down a6d on the floor and placed his head on top of his backpack, using it like a pillow of sorts.
skeppy: oh god oh shit is a6d dead...?
a6d: ...not yet haha lol
Bbh: wHAT DO WE DOOOOO
skeppy: UH THE SWORD DIDNT HIT ANY ORGANS RIGHT??? IF IT DID WE'RE FUCKED
bbh: no, it didn't!!! It hit the hip, so if we cover the wound with some sort of bandages, we could manage to stop the bleeding! also, language.
skeppy: I DONT HAVE ANY BANDAGES BAD
Bbh: uuHH ME NEITHER!!!
skeppy: TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF
Bbh: ...what.
skeppy: JUST TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF I GOT AN IDEA
Bbh: wHy don't YOU take your shirt off?
skeppy: dude this is my g u c c i shirt I can't just taint it with french blood
Bbh: f-fine!!! But this is only because i want to help a6d >:[
Bad took his shirt off and handed it to skeppy. He tore the shirt apart a bit, and lifted a6d's bloody shirt. Skeppy proceeded to tie tightly bbh's shirt around a6d's hip. It wasn't much, but considering the circumstances, it was the best they had.
skeppy: heeeey a6d are you.. ok???
a6d: ...
skeppy: ok he's sleeping and still breathing, that's good
Bbh: skeppyyyy what do we do noooow??? D:
skeppy: i... i dont know bad.
Bbh: maybe we could try to jump down from the roof??
skeppy: did you see the size of this place? IKEA is huge. we would die immediately, probably
Bbh: true... plus we never got a6d's chair
skeppy: a6d was just stabbed and almost bleed tO DEATH AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THE CHAIR?!?
Bbh: weLL YES IM WORRIED ABOUT A6D BUT IM ALSO WORRIED HOW WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND GO GET A CHAIR AND I'VE BEEN TERRIFIED THIS WHOLE TIME SKEPPY IM JUST TRYING TO MAKE LIGHT OF THE SITUATION TO DISTRACT MYSELF FROM THE FACT THAT ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS ALMOST DIED ALRIGHT?!
skeppy: ...oh
There was a bit of silence. Skeppy didn't really realize Bad was having a bad time too. Maybe he should've asked instead of snapping to him like that? Bad felt relieved, at least. He managed to get all of his feelings out, so he didn't had to hold them in.
skeppy: bad, im sorry for snapping at you like that
Bbh: it's ok im just really stressed
skeppy: same
They both turned to see if a6d was still alive. He was, surprisingly. Somehow Bbh's shirt managed to stop most of the bleeding, but a6d definitely needed to rest. They were safe on top of the rooftops, at least. Then skeppy had an idea he wished he didn't have. Somehow this idea felt like the worst idea he could think of, but they didn't have many other options either.
skeppy: hey bad, i have an idea but it's an idea i really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really don't want to go through with
bbh: what is it??? :0
Skeppy: ...call backup
Bbh: wHAT? THATS A GREAT IDEA DO THAT!!
skeppy: uuUuuUGGGH BUT I GOTTA CALL H I M
Bbh: what other options do we have!!!! Do it you muffin!!!! >:O
skeppy: alright FINE
Skeppy pulled out his phone out of his pocket and dialed a number. The number took his sweet time to pick up, in fact it took them about 10 minutes to answer.
Skeppy: *on the phone* hey... ya it's me shut up, we need backup, we're stuck at IKEA
Bbh: what did they say??? I don't even know who you're talking about, you know >_>
skeppy: shh bad I'm trying to talk *returning his face to the phone* look, I'll send you the cords and you come here. also we're at the rooftop, you may want to get something to reach from there... K bye
Bbh: what did they say???
Skeppy: uuUUUUGGHH HE'S COMING OK
Bbh: wHO THO?!?! >:[
Their conversation was cut short by the sound of a helicopter. The sound started to get louder, until they were able to visualize a heli on top of them. Someone dropped down from there and landed perfectly, even though they fell from a helicopter 50 feet off the ground.
It was a young lad who wore a crown on the top of his head and a smirk on his face. It was none other than...
skeppy: hey techo
Technoblade: 'sup
Bbh: oh my goodness iTS TECHNOBLADE
Technoblade: i heard from skeppy that you ladies needed help, so naturally I came by. Also why does Badboyhalo not have a shirt.
skeppy: look, basically we got to IKEA and we were ambushed by Dream who is apparently working for this mystery manager and a6d got stabbed so we used Bad's shirt to stop him from bleeding to death and now we wanna get out so how about we hop on that heli of yours and get the heck out of here
Bbh: wait! we can't just leave, what about Dream?!
skeppy: dude he said it himself, he's working here now
Bbh: but still..! we can't just leave him, what if he was brainwashed to think he works there or something!
skeppy: bad pls
Technoblade: Nah, he's right. Why do you think IKEAs have been going extinct? Somebody has been bringing them down and if the manager you talk about is here, then he's definitely the cause of all this.
skeppy: that's stupid
Technoblade: As stupid as it is, it's true indeed and we gotta interfiere. I haven't been able to buy my new gamer chair because of this whole mess, so I'm going to stay and figure it out. It's not like you guys can survive IKEA anyways, one of you almost died to death lol. Also skeppy you still owe me 20 dollars, after I'm done with this you gotta pay me, man.
skeppy: i despise you
Technoblade: lol i know.
Bbh: so what do we do now??
Technoblade: Probably sleep. It's gonna be night soon and your, uh, french friend is in no condition for going back inside IKEA lol.
And so the group decided to make a small bonfire with whatever sticks and leafs they could find on top of of the roof. Will they manage to solve the mystery of IKEA? The world may never know.