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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗
╚ Bold- ned ╝
So I watched your video
And...?
You practically told Peter that you think he's hot to his face
Show me the receipts
"gotta be hot with and without said mask then. Spider-Man has that covered. trust me, I'm an expert"
You're putting words in my mouth
ViDeO EvIdEnCe
Then it was staged
A lot of YouTubers stage their videos. How do I know this? Because I'm now YouTube famous and staged that
No you didn't
Hypothetically, let's say I didn't stage that. How is this any of your concern?
Let me spell it out for you: d-a-t-e
DATE ALREADY
I don't see how that's any of your concern. Please try again
Peter = my friend
You = my friend
Peter + you = 2 teenagers in love who refuse to admit their feelings to one another b/c they're chickens
Peter + you + dating = my happiness
Damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans
Why are you like this?
Trauma
Also, calling me a chicken is a complement because I love chickens
Eating chicken or the living breathing bird?
Both...
And I couldn't date Peter even if I wanted to because he does dumb shit like go after saggy nut chined Barney, and flake away because glow in the dark Fruity Pebbles control the universe
And I just can't have a flakey boyfriend. Nobody wants that. What if he flakes away when we're supposed to go on a date?
That was a lot to take in but what I got out of it is that you want to date Peter
That's not at all what I said
I read in between the lines
There's nothing to read into
Sure, Peter just happens to be mildly attractive and have a great personality and also be Spider-Man, but that doesn't mean I like like him
I'm loosing brain cells thanks to you
I try
I bet our zodiac signs aren't even compatible
Are you seriously one of those kind of people?
No, but maybe the stars don't lie
I should ask Thor if all that astrology stuff is real or not
You think he would know?
Possibly. I mean, he is over 1,000 years old so he might have some insight
Plus he lived in space
For being 1,500 years old, he doesn't look a day over 30
Back to you and Peter dating. I think you guys should
Why are you telling me this and not Peter? He's like your best friend and I'm just your middle tier friend
Who ever said that I wasn't telling him the exact same thing?
...I gotta go jump into a volcano to find my lost car keys
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╔ Regular- peter ╗
╚ Bold- ned ╝
(Y/n) called you hot
The 2 of you are meant for one another
When?
Her video
She said that Spider-Man is hot with and without the mask
You are Spider-Man, Peter
She literally said to your face that she thinks you're hot
Whaaaaaaaat?
I am totally unaware of that happening
There's the proof you need that she likes you
Now ask her out, there's no way that she'll say no
Who ever said that I liked her
Your heart
My heart is dead
That's the dumbest thing you have ever said
Love is a lie
You sound just like her
You guys are soulmates
No
Why do neither of you want to admit that you like each other to anyone?
Because we don't like each other
It's so sad at how oblivious you are to your own feelings
I know my own feelings, Ned
Does Peter Parker love (Y/n) (L/n)?
You have to be kidding me
In your dreams
I don't dream
Why am I friends with you
Because nobody else wanted to be our friends
Wow are we depressing
OH MY THOR (Y/n) JUST SAID THAT SHE FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE!!
Wait seriously?!
See, you do like her!
And yeah, I'm texting her too because I'm such a great friend who wants his 2 friends to be in a loving relationship
I don't believe you
Do you believe this?
For all I know you could be faking that
Dude, I wouldn't do that to you
Btw she called you flakey because you turned to dust
Ouch
She's kinda salty about you dying every 5 seconds
THIS IS SUPERHERO DISCRIMINATION!
Tragic
It must be so hard being incredibly strong and adored by many
Stfu
Only once you admit your love for her
Fine, I kinda sorta really like (y/n)
Are you happy?
Yes🎉
I'll leave you to your self pity now
What the hell, Ned?!
Sorry the old Ned can't come to the phone right now. Why? Because he's dead
Fcking hell
*facking hell
Just leave me
a l o n e
All around me are familiar faces
worn out places, worn out faces
Sometimes I want to yeet myself back to outer space because of you
Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time
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