Kickass Marvel Oneshots

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Avengers oneshots. [marked as complete but potential updates may occur in the future.] Includes: Irondad Spid... More

Welcome Fellow Marvel Fans
Morse Code pt. 1
Morse Code pt. 2
Morse Code pt. 3
Morse Code (Extra Part)
Phone Call pt. 1
Phone Call pt. 2
Spider-Man?
Peter Snaps
4 Times That Tony Realised That His Employees Were Amazing
He's Not A Villian
Stark Industries Meetings pt. 1
Stark Industries Meetings pt. 2
Stark Industries Meeting pt. 3
A Mixup After Death
The Snake And The Badger pt. 1
The Snake And The Badger pt. 2
Sweet Little Old Lady pt. 1
Sweet Little Old Lady pt. 2
The Weight Of The Universe
I'm Not Okay
No Harm List
Forget The Order pt. 1
Forget The Order pt. 2
What's Life Without A Little Drama pt. 1
What's Life Without A Little Drama pt. 2
I Don't
A Toast
Mrs Thompson
The Story Of The Boy And The Assassin pt.1
The Story Of The Boy And The Assassin pt. 2
Bang
Anyone Else Awake pt. 1
Anyone Else Awake pt. 2
It Started With Chicken Soup pt. 1
It Started With Chicken Soup pt. 2
Drarry Is A Better Ship
Spider-Man's PSAs
Smart Boy Meet Other Smart Boy
2 Peters On A Ship, 5 Feet Apart Because - Peter!
The Official Pizza Boy Of Avengers Tower

MJ Is A Bit Of A Badass

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By potatoes_books_life

In which Peter finally comes to accept that Michelle Jones is a bit of a badass.

Ships: None.

WARNINGS: MJ being badass and Art that does not belong to me, all rights to painting/s go to the original artist.

-Line Break-

"For goodness' sake, couldn't we go just like day without you giving the police a reason to chase us?" Peter said in dismay as they took another sharp turn.

Michelle waited for them to get out of the swerve before answering. "We could but then our lives would be rather boring wouldn't it."

"I'm Spider-Man remember, which is actually another reason that this is really bad," Peter reminded her.

Michelle rolled her eyes as she pressed down the accelerator even harder, the police cars were gaining on them.

"You know, when we became friends with you this is not at all what I pictured that we would be doing!" Peter exclaimed as they made another turn.

"Really!?" Ned shouted from the backseat. "This is exactly what I pictured."

The Parker boy glanced to his friend before gripping the overhead handle quickly. "And why's that?"

"Well," Ned started leaning to the right to match the swerve, "if you haven't noticed, MJ's a bit of a badass."

"Why thank you Nedward, but your compliments mean nothing as I have gotten as caught," Michelle said and stopped abruptly then gestured to the cars surrounding them.

Needless to say Tony had to bail the three out of jail that night.

-Line Break-

"Why is it that we're always doing something illegal when we're with you?" Peter sighed as they crawled under the fence.

Michelle glanced at him. "It's not illegal it just not listening to the law."

Peter stopped for a moment and stared at her with exasperation. "That literally is an unofficial meaning for the word illegal."

The Jones girl then shrugged. "Okay well it's fun so it's justified."

Peter decided it was best if he didn't comment instead he asked, "Where are we?"

"Abandoned train station," she replied simply.

Peter and Ned shared a glance. "And why are we at an abandoned train station?"

"Well my cousin, Miles, told me about it. It's a great place to do some graffiti," Michelle explained.

"You have a cousin?" Ned asked in surprise.

"Yeah, it's my mom's sister's kid," Michelle replied. "Good kid, a lot like Peter actually."

"Can we rewind to the graffiti?" Peter asked, his voice a few octaves higher.

"Yeah, I have a Spider-Man design I want to try out and if you want you guys can put a smiley face or something," Michelle told them.

They continued the walk in silence and finally reached the location the girl was searching for. On the wall before them was a design that showed the outline of a person and what seemed to be the word expectations.

"That's my cousin's," Michelle explained putting down her backpack an unzipping it. "Now it's my turn."

She took out some red spray and went to work. After what seemed like hours to the boys who had been watching her work she finished.

The end result was definitely worth the effort in Peter's eyes, it captured Spider-Man perfectly and the Parker boy felt a surge of pride at the fact that his alter ego was good enough to be recognized through art, even it was kind of illegal street art.

"Wow," Peter muttered. "I didn't know you would be this great at graffiti MJ."

"Dude, need I remind you that MJ is a bit of a badass and you shouldn't be surprised when she does awesome shit like this," Ned chastised.

"You know what loser, you keep saying that but I keep getting us caught," Michelle told him then looked to the approaching cops.

And once again they were bailed out by none other than Tony Stark.

-Line Break-

Peter ducked at the incoming bullet and slid to the right to avoid the next.

"Oh my God, your aim is worse than a Stormtrooper's!" Peter exclaimed and shot a web at the gun the man held.

The man roared in anger, Peter had to admit the Stormtrooper insult was a bit mean but he had it coming after all the shooting he was doing.

The guy charged at Peter at an alarming speed, I mean he was no mutant but he was pretty fast for a human. Peter slid out of the way and the guy missed him, he staggered for a moment looking confused then realised he hadn't caught the spider and once again roared in anger.

Peter ducked at the punch thrown at him and swiped his legs our from the guy, he fell to the ground with an oomph. Before the man could get back up Peter kicked him in the head so that he would pass out.

From behind him Peter heard a loud grunt and then what sounded like someone falling onto the pavement.

He spun around and to his surprise he saw a guy, just as big as the one he had just knocked out, on the floor with a certain female on top of him.

"MJ?" Peter asked in surprise.

Michelle blew her curly hair out of her face and picked up the gun that supposedly belonged to the man she had just tackled. "'Sup loser, thought you could use some help."

"I-wh-I-uh I had it handled," Peter stuttered taking the gun from her.

Michelle snorted and got up, "Yeah and you totally saw the guy approaching you from behind aiming the gun at your hand."

Peter stared at her for a moment then laughed and pulled her in for a hug, they only needed a fan to walk past and snap a pic of Spider-Man hugging a teenage girl with two passed out thugs on the floor.

"Ned was right, you are a bit of a badass," the Parker boy muttered.

MJ pulled away from the hug and looked him straight in the Spider-mask. "And don't you forget it, Spider Butt."

-End-

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