Ron: I got arrested for being too cool
Hermione: The charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.
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Harry: You would sell me to Satan for a loaf of bread.
Draco: No, I would freaking donate you to Satan. You're not worth a loaf of bread.
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Ron: Would you be mad if-
Hermione: Yes
Ron: You didn't even let me finish!Hermione: I don't need to
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Hagrid: You're a unit of power, Harry.
Harry: I'm a watt?
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Ron, in his 1st hour of watching baking shows: Woe, these people are quite good!
Ron, 23 hours later: I swear to god, I don't care how good Lavendar's fondant is, she needs to add more buttercream to the mixture or the whole consistency is going to be off.
Harry, trying to work: Ron, you have never baked in your entire bloody life!