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I didn't want to do this, but I was talking to
my friend and she's a genius so I'm doing it
GIMME THEM ALIENS
Peter
WE MUST FREE OUR OUTER WORLDLY COUSINS
THE GOVERNMENT IS A SHAM. THEY BE HIDING THEM ALIENS FROM US
Tony
Kids, you know that aliens are real
Remember New York? What about Thanos? Thor's an alien. I know you know Thor
Thor's on my side, Toe Knee
He wants to free his friends
Thor
For the record, I never said that
Ok, that's true but FREE THE ALIENS
Tony
Go to space then
Peter
Been there. Done that
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Peter
I've never been to oovoo javer
Tony
Why are there 2 teenagers in this chat again?
What has my life become?
I'm so done with this shit.
You added me so... it's kind of your fault
Peter
That too is what happened for me
Tony
I regret all my life choices
Clint
Mood
THE ALIENS, TOE KNEE. I WANT TO FREE THEM FROM AREA 51
Tony
I own Area 51
Peter
Rhodey
Since when
Tony
The government quietly put it up for sale and I bought it
Rhodey
Wait, you were the idiot that bought it way back then? I thought you were broke
But he's like rich????
Tony
My broke is not the same as your broke
Peter
So... will you free our alien friends??
Please, Toe Knee
I'll even call you by your real name
Tony
Tempting, but Area 51 doesn't have aliens
Well then... FACK YOU, TOE KNEE STANK
Tony
I don't know if I should be offended or not. Should I be offended
Thor
Yes
Tony
The [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]?
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I HAVE CRUSH! HELP
Also Area 51 apparently doesn't have aliens so now all my dreams are crushed
Liz
Dammit. I was really hoping to get an alien boyfriend after the raid
MJ
How would you know??
Apparently Tony Stark bought Area 51 and when I asked him to free the aliens he told me that there weren't any
He told me to go to space if I wanted some aliens
MJ
Well that's lame. I'm still showing up to get some light protesting in
Liz
Ok, but what about this crush thing. Is it about that same person who you did the love compatibility calculator for?
MJ
Wait, when did that happen
Idk but it gave me 100% and then I had a midlife crisis, so that was fun
And yes, it's the same guy
MJ
She likes Peter
Liz
Parker?
MJ
Yeah. I see her spying on him when we have decathlon practice. She's not even on the team. She just stares at him through the windows
That's false! And I'm not in love with Peter! Maybe I just like staring through school windows!!!!
MJ
Right, you like staring into school windows so you can stalk your crush Peter Parker
Well maybe I have a crush on Flash
Liz
No you don't. You called me the other day just so you could scream that, and I quote, "WANT TO YEET HIM OUT OF A FACKING WINDOW!"
Ned?
MJ
You don't stare at Ned. You stare at Peter
Maybe I was bewitched
Liz
I don't even know what fack means but I'm assuming it's some joke that I don't understand
It's to get past the Steve Rogers censor
And for the last time, I DO NOT STARE AT PETER PARKER!!
MJ
You kinda do
Liz
The two of you would be cute together now that I think of it
Hahahaha I don't have a crush on him
That would be absurd
If anything I have a crush on Spider-Man
MJ
Conspiracy theory: Peter is Spider-Man
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Liz
That ain't gonna work sis
MJ
Ok, but like my theory is backed by science
(Y/n) has left the chat
MJ
You're just proving my theory further
Peter's not Spider-Man
That would be absurd
Liz
You literally just said the same thing about liking Peter so...
Well, would you look at the time. It's I don't give a shit o'clock
MJ
I want to be proud of you for that but like Peter is Spider-Man and you know it
Who's Spider-Man?
Liz
It makes sense tho. He told me he was sorry the day I left after my dad was arrested and he left me at homecoming, which coincidentally is the same night my dad was arrested
MJ
Seeeeeee! SCIENCE
Peter Parker? I don't know him
MJ
Than who do you think is Spider-Man if it's not Peter??
Maybe you're Spider-Man. Ever think of that
MJ
I'm taller than Spider-Man so no
If I can get proof that he's not Spider-Man, will you believe me??
Liz
Sure, you have until tomorrow night with photographic evidence. We won't tell anyone once you tell us
Oh my god I'm going to be murdered by the avengers
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'M ABOUT THE FACKING DIE BITCH!
Wha-
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