Jackskellington
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Me: hey handsome
Jackskellington: oh yeah
that's me baby
Me: lmaoooo
Me: I tried unfollowing
the person that ruined my life
on instagram
Me: but it said edit profile
Jackskellington: lmao same
Jackskellington: I ate like
84 fucking chicken nuggets today
Jackskellington: and
I hate myself for it
Me: nah man you deserve
the universes congratulations for that
Me: that's fucking awesome
Me: ok but Ive been wondering,
why did you guys let the hand fetish dude name yall such a boring name
Me: why not
Me: League
Of
Villainous
Evildoers
Maniacally
United
For
Frightening
Investments in
Naughtiness
Jackskellington: you want us
to be called LOVEMUFFIN ?
Me: oh I- yeah.
Me: you know what's funny?
I always remember things
about other people,
but forget things about myself
Jackskellington: like?
Me: Once I forgot my own last name
but I was able to tell someone
Bakugou's entire backstory
in one go
Jackskellington: that's alright,
just use mine next time someone asks.
Me: thanks
Me: WAIT WHAT
Me: you know what
Jackskellington: what?
Me: I get why hand fetish
became a villain
Jackskellington: and why is that?
Me: he can't masturbate
Jackskellington: -oh..
Jackskellington: OH SHIT
YOU RIGHT
Jackskellington: I gotta be honest
with you
Me: hm?
Jackskellington: my first thought
when I saw that Bakugou kid was
Jackskellington: "its feral"
Jackskellington: I don't know
how the fuck you get along
with that loud ass motherfucking
hormonal teenager
Me: yo Im a teenager too
Jackskellington: that's different,
you're dead inside and that makes you fun
Me: ooo that was a real compliment,
thank you
Jackskellington: I gotchu.
Me: what do you think
is the height of stupidity
Jackskellington: hmmm
Jackskellington: how tall are you again?
Me: bitch
Im gonna smack you
Jackskellington: (Y/N) if you were a flower
Jackskellington: you'd be a
DAMN-delion
Me: ain't that a weed
Jackskellington: ...
Jackskellington: weed of my heart
Jackskellington: Im gonna
get some sleep now, ttyl
Me: yeah,
being so pretty must be tiring
Jackskellington: then you
must be exhausted
Me: oh wow
Me: smooth
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