1the9| chatroom

By doyumsteeth

14.7K 958 691

"what the fuck is this??" "a groupchat." have you ever thought what it would be like if 1the9 had their own... More

hi girlies~
1. i think sungwon's high
2. well,, someone's triggered-
3. how did you change your username?
4. 1the9 x txt : how did they get here?
5. let's snap !
6. "i'm gay." "i thought you were korean?"
7. can we do this in private?
8. we're together now !
9. ohmygosh
10. kinks
11. 1the9 x ab6ix :let's snap ! #2
12. exposing 🤪
13. 1the9 x golden child : we're fighting.
14. actually, what the fuck has this become?
15. who???
17. what's this about now??
18. 1the9 x x1: and i oop-
19. hey mickey
20. hoes mad
21. iNSTAAAAA
22. enjoy this i guess
23. piss burgers and cunt pockets
IM SORRY
24. 1the9 x ateez : ?????
25. 420
26. el chapo?????
27. go off
28: 1the9 x the boyz : i'm losing my shit, right about now.
29. so...
30. they're what?!
31. (extremely late) valentine's day ❤️
32. send help
33. 1the9 x mcnd : e-boys only
34. the cult
35. 1the9 x treasure: JUNKYU'S ON CRACK
36. i'm john quiñones
37. random 💅
38. 1the9 x victon : everything about this is chaotic. i like that.
39. yongha's sad and taekhyeon and sungwon are missing
40. doyum's pregnant???
41. iNSTAAAAA #2
42. surprise 🥺
43. this is it 🦋
🤠✨

16. 1the9 x stray kids: woojin, no!!

293 21 15
By doyumsteeth

don't eat tide pods

[desperate, left side 🤩, and dumbo that loves jinsung has logged on]

left side 🤩: bitches, i have invited some friends to join this dry ass chat

desperate: yess sis, tell them to join

dumbo that loves jinsung: don't EVER say that AGAIN

desperate: pfT

[left side 🤩 has invited gayluvbot 🏳️‍🌈, hand, stan jinyoung or die 🔪, seungshine ☀️, i cant take care of 7 kids alone woojin, woochicken 🍗, cute but demonic 😈, changbean, and freckles to the chat]

i cant take care of 7 kids alone woojin: i'm stressed 😫

left side 🤩: massage at my place?

i cant take care of 7 kids alone woojin: THANK U

woochicken 🍗: next
woochicken 🍗: i'm coming with him 🤡

i cant take care of 7 kids alone woojin: u have to watch the children :(

cute but demonic 😈: i can watch myself, i'm a grown man now 🤠

freckles: u got ur braces taken off, and now u suddenly think ur "manly" ?

cute but demonic 😈: i've always been manly. right seungmin?

seungshine ☀️: well...

[sunshine ☀️ has logged on the chat]

sunshine ☀️: coughs in disgust
sunshine ☀️: u are NOT a sunshine
sunshine ☀️: I AM

seungshine ☀️: NO I AM

stan jinyoung or die 🔪: NO SEUNGMIN IS

left side 🤩: NO SUNGWON IS

gayluvbot 🏳️‍🌈: actually, thee han jisung is

hand: no,, thee lee minho is

freckles: honestly, u two are soooo adorable

hand: awww thx lix, but u and bin are cuter :(

gayluvbot 🏳️‍🌈: that's a fucking lie
gayluvbot 🏳️‍🌈: no one can beat us
gayluvbot 🏳️‍🌈: we're the cutest, and that's that 😔😔😔

hand: minho, stop :((

gayluvbot 🏳️‍🌈: no, these thots need to know

[dumber 🤪, dumb 🤕, dumbest 😔 and teawoo ☕️ has logged on]

dumb 🤕: excuse me, but junseo and i are the cutest couple here soooooo

gayluvbot 🏳️‍🌈: tHATS A BIG LIE

dumb 🤕: NO ITS NOT
dumb 🤕: U AND THAT "hand" GUY ARE NOT CUTE

gayluvbot 🏳️‍🌈: WELL U AND THAT "left side" HUMAN ARENT CUTE EITHER

hand: can u guys please stop?

left side 🤩: u guys are literally so annoying

dumb 🤕: BUT WE'RE BETTER

gayluvbot 🏳️‍🌈: WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER BEFORE U TWO SO HAH

hand: u know what?

[hand has left the chat]

gayluvbot 🏳️‍🌈: LOOK AT WHAT U DID

dumb 🤕: U MADE HIM DO IT

teawoo ☕️: sissss, the tea is literally boiling

gaylubvot 🏳️‍🌈: sissss, i will literally break ur neck

[gayluvbot 🏳️‍🌈 has left the chat]

left side 🤩: well, adding them was a bad idea

changbean: basically-

freckles: mAYyYyBe wE shOulD gO tOo

changbean: yEaH mAybE wE sHoUlD

[changbean, left side 🤩, dumb 🤕 and freckles has left the chat]

woochicken 🍗: ummmm so

cute but demonic 😈: I VOLUNTEER TO WATCH THE OTHERS WHEN U TWO ARE GONE

seungshine ☀️: in ur dreams, jeongin

stan jinyoung or die 🔪: maybe he could,, i mean- he is kinda...
stan jinyoung or die 🔪: more responsible than most of us here???

cute but demonic 😈: HAHAHA SEE

i cant take care of 7 kids alone woojin: uH IDK I THINK WOOJIN SHOULD STAY
i cant take care of 7 kids alone woojin: I MEAN... JEONGIN????
i cant take care of 7 kids alone woojin: ur literally a baby urself-
i cant take care of 7 kids alone woojin: u cant get hurt :(((
i cant take care of 7 kids alone woojin: i'll just invite woong over to watch u guys sksksk

seungshine ☀️: WHY WOONG

cute but demonic 😈: NO GET SANGYEON

stan jinyoung or die 🔪: YES AND TELL HIM TO BRING HYUNJOON OVER
stan jinyoung or die 🔪: i have a wonderful knife collection that i need to show him

dumber 🤪: i'm honestly kinda scared-

dumbest 😔: same
dumbest 😔: i can babysit
dumbest 😔: i'm fuN

sunshine ☀️: u wish
sunshine ☀️: i'd recommend taewoo skskks he's the best

teawoo ☕️: no u omg
teawoo ☕️: but do i have to do it tonight?

woochicken 🍗: yes peidlxhakshxk

teawoo ☕️: woopsies
teawoo ☕️: can't,, i have a date with yogurt
teawoo ☕️: YONGHA KSJSKSHSLENXLAH

sunshine ☀️: YOGURT

i cant take care of 7 kids alone woojin: so i guess i have to get sangyeon

seungshine ☀️: YES SANGYEON FTW

cute but demonic 😈: YES OMG CAN HE BRING THE OTHERS OVER TOO???

i cant take care of 7 kids alone woojin: so u all can burn the dorm down? no thanks

cute but demonic 😈: BUT-

seungshine ☀️: SANGYEON IS WATCHING US THO

i cant take care of 7 kids alone woojin: but u know how eric is ksksks

stan jinyoung or die 🔪: HE CAN BABYSIT US AT HIS DORM SEOSPAIDJHAK

seungshine ☀️: oh yes senpai, ur right

stan jinyoung or die 🔪: senpai????

seungshine ☀️: what??? who said senpai??? um gotta blast 💨

[seungshine ☀️ has left the chat]

stan jinyoung or die 🔪: u know,, i think i like him

cute but demonic 😈: u told me u like hwall tho????

stan jinyoung or die 🔪: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO OKAY SHUT UP

cute but demonic 😈: stop yelling at me :(

stan jinyoung or die 🔪: go away

cute but demonic 😈: hmph

[cute but demonic 😈 has left the chat]

woochicken 🍗: OMG WHY
woochicken 🍗: WHY DID U HURT MY FAVORITE CHILD

i cant take care of 7 kids alone woojin: *our favorite child

woochicken 🍗: CHAN THIS ISNT THE TIME NOR PLACE TO BE DOING THIS

i cant take care of 7 kids alone woojin: OKAYYYY BYE SKKSJSKSJS

[i cant take care of 7 kids alone woojin has left the chat]

woochicken 🍗: IM GONNA EAT UR ASS
woochicken 🍗: BEAT*

stan jinyoung or die 🔪: i-
stan jinyoung or die 🔪: IM SORRY SKSJJS

dumbest 😔: oh man, u better run

dumber 🤪: he's scary when he's angry sksk

stan jinyoung or die 🔪: i- i kNOW

[stan jinyoung or die 🔪 & woochicken 🍗 has left the chat]

dumber 🤪: i feel bad for that kid, actually-

dumbest 😔: nah, he'll be fine

dumber 🤪: pft

[dumber 🤪 & dumbest 😔 has left the chat]

[sunshine ☀️ has added cute but demonic 😈 to the chat]

sunshine ☀️: real ass bitch give a fuck bout a nibba

cute but demonic 😈: i'm scared

sunshine ☀️: why sksksks

cute but demonic 😈: why did i get added back to thiS

teawoo ☕️: no one knooooows

sunshine ☀️: wtf
sunshine ☀️: i thought u left sksksk

teawoo ☕️: nah but i'm leaving nOW SO BYE

cute but demonic 😈: i'll go too..

sunshine ☀️: ugh
sunshine ☀️: then i guess i will

[cute but demonic 😈, sunshine ☀️ & teawoo ☕️ has left the chat]

___________________________________

truth is, i don't even know anymore sjsksk

Continue Reading

You'll Also Like

6K 283 37
hilarious chats written at 2am. #1 in btschats
33.3K 1.9K 16
When Bang Chan decides to make a groupchat with his favorite boys yet again, well... the chaos returns with a bang! (pun not intended) - a Stray Kid...
11.4K 628 16
"we're bro's but you seriously need to pay the rent." "who tf?" fanfic where jeongwoo accidentally texted the wrong number. 【#TREASURE ; 하루토 & 박정우】  ...
27.8K 1.4K 14
❝y'all batches❞ » in which oneus make a group chat for themselves, but then made the dumb decision to add ateez, causing immense chaos in the said gr...