Smudge My Lipstick: A Series of Dear Crush letters from Wattpadians

Dear crush, I know you think I think of you as my brother...

Dear crush,

I know you think I think of you as my brother.

But — but I. . . HA HA HA HA HA! BAHAHA. No. Dear crush, you're terrifically fun to annoy, and just as fun to laugh with! It's too bad I'm almost 100% sure you like my friend. Well, whatever. I actually think it's really cute.

Forever annoying you,

antejentacular