Bughead One-Shots💕💘💖

Face Time

Betts<333: *incoming call*
Jughead: Who this???
Betty: Look at the contact name, dingus.
Jughead: Brave of you to assume you're in my contacts.
Betty: I- wow!
Jughead: *high pitch scream* ahhhhhhhh!1!1!
Betty: Suddenly dinosaurs are alive again?
Jughead: I SPILT MY COFFEE ON MY COUCH!
Betty: How?
Jughead: I was too lazy to sit up to drink it.
Betty: That's so sad.
Jughead: You did it last week with your precious Mountain Dew.
Betty: Yeah but Mountain Dew is actually worth it, coffee is disgusting.
Jughead: But that's just not true.
Betty: Uh yeah. It is.
Jughead: *turns off camera*
Betty: What? Noooo! Turn your camera back on!
Jughead: Do you miss my face already?
Betty: Yes. Now turn your camera back on.
Jughead: *turns camera back on* happy?
Betty: Very.
Jughead: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
Betty: Yes and I cried.
Jughead: I haven't spoil it.
Betty: No.
Jughead: Whyyyyyyyy?!
Betty: Because I'd feel bad. Plus I wanna torture you for insulting Mountain Dew.
Jughead: Rude.
Betty:  Love you too.
Jughead: Buy my essential oils.
Betty: That was random-
Jughead: I know.
Betty: Earlier I burnt a cheez it and I haven't ate it yet so... let's see how that goes.
Jughead: I- good luck with that.
Betty: *puts burnt cheez it in mouth*
Jughead: How does it taste?
Betty: *spits it out* that's disgusting.
Jughead: hA!
Betty: *flips him off*
Jughead: That's so nice.
Betty: *randomly starts singing* Turrrn around! Look at what you seeeee! In her-
Jughead: What are you singing???
Betty: I wish you would stop drinking your disgusting coffee and watch Stranger Things three.
Jughead: Okay well mornings are for coffee and contemplation.
Betty: It's two am.
Jughead: shhhhhh
Betty: *shrugs and continues to sing* the mirror of your dreeeeeammms! MAKE BELIEVE IM EVERY WHERE GIVEN IN THW LIGHT! WRITTEN ON THE PAGES IS THE ANSWER TO A NEVER ENDING STOOORYYYYY! *pure vocalizing* Reach the stars-
Jughead: stop stop stop
Betty: What why
Jughead: Because this song is not good.
Betty: I hate your opinion very much.
Jughead: The Office isn't that good.
Betty: I will not hesitate to block you.
Jughead: DC is better than Marvel.
Betty: You have five seconds before I end this call.
Jughead: Welp.
Betty: 5
Betty: 4
Betty: 3
Jughead: You're not gonna end this call.
Betty: Yes I am now shut up. 2
Betty: 1.
Betty: *ends call*
Jughead: wOW!