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What is this?
You did it?? You actually did it
(Y/n) what the hell
Are you insane!!
Yes
What?? Huh?
I'm at a lost
I'm loaded now🤑🤑
Please never use that again
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MY EYES ARE BURNING
Tony Stark who? I only know (Y/n) (L/n)
I'm disowning you
Jokes on you. I disowned myself 30 years ago
You're 17
You can't tell me how to live my life
Noted
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What if dinosaurs just feel from the sky because God was done with human kind's bullshit
We would probably all die
Cool
I wonder what the afterlife is like
Is there even an afterlife?
What if after death there's just nothing? Like your conscious just ceases to exist? Maybe it's like an endless void of nothingness
Why are you pondering that
The whole universe is a lie. We're all just the pawns of God's so called game of life
Is there even a God? What is life? Maybe I'm in a coma and this is all one big dream and I'm actually a 72 year old ex male stripper who was in a fatal submarine explosion
Yeah no
I'm pretty sure that none of that is real
HoW dO yOu KnOw ThAt, PeTeR
If that's even your name!?!!?!
For all I know you're one of them
What the actual living hell
DiNoSaUrS
Like imagine the first person to ever find a dinosaur fossil. They were probably like Wot the faq is dis humongo meat stick doing in de ground
Speak like a normal person
Nay
What is this Engoulish you speak of?
Is that a weed?!
I'm calling the police!
Innocent till proven guilty or as I like to call it a virtuous angle till Satan's corruption rots the judge's brain, effectively sending you your new home: the 7 layered cake of hell
Sometimes I worry about your mental state
Sometimes I worry about yours because who in their right mind wears spandex to fight crime
First of all, I didn't make my suit. Tony did so blame him
Secondly, if I remember correctly, you told me you liked it
HAHAHAHAHA
WHAT
I WOULD NEVER
Stop lying
I'm not lying, you're lying
Really??😒
Don't you use that tone on me, BOY
I am disgusted. I am revolted. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior Jesus Christ and this is the thanks I get
Tough luck, boo
Don't think Bucky really cares all that much about you no offense
I'm taking offense to that
BuT i SaId No OfFeNsE
You know how you're Spider-Man, right?
Who's Spider-Man?
Of course I know how I'm Spider-Man
So this just got me thinking
Besides the Avengers, do you know any other "famous" people
I want to steal their friendships away from you and make them my friendships
I want an army of famous friends
That sounds terrifying, but yeah I do
Like the Avengers have pretty much adopted me at this point because Natasha is like my mother now and Thor practically just adopted me into the Asgardian way of life and Sam and Bucky are like my biggest fans??
Welcome to the fam, ham
How'd you know I was a pig???!!
Sorry, Sam stole my phone and typed that
Tell Sam I said hi
He said hi back
Ok, so who are your other famous friends
I'm friends with the princess of Wakanda
Her name is Shuri. Have you heard of her??
ASDFGHJKL
OH MY THOR YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH SHURI?!?!!! GIVE ME HER NUMBER BITCH
(xxx) xxx-xxxx
She better not kill me for giving you it
Idk man. She's a princess and you just gave a lowly civilian her number. She might have you executed
Now so long, I have a princess to become friends with!!