Hello, Goodbye [BHNA Chatfic]

By EuniceAphroditis

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Un: you know you're a lot like an atomic compound you're simple you aren't connected to anything and you hav... More

Playlist
username guide
prologue
chapter one
chapter two
chapter three
chapter four
chapter five
chapter six
chapter seven
chapter nine
chapter ten
chapter eleven
chapter twelve
chapter thirteen
chapter fourteen
chapter fifteen
chapter sixteen
chapter seventeen
chapter eighteen
chapter nineteen
chapter twenty
chapter twenty-one
chapter twenty-two
chapter twenty-three
chapter twenty-four
chapter twenty-five
chapter twenty-six
chapter twenty-seven
chapter twenty-eight
chapter twenty-nine
Christmas special
chapter thirty
chapter thirty-one
chapter thirty-two
chapter thirty-three
chapter thirty-four
chapter thirty-five
chapter thirty-six
Reader Input? (A/N)
chapter thrity-seven
chapter thirty-eight
chapter thirty-nine

chapter eight

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Un has entered the chat

Deku
__!!
You're back
ヾ(*´∇')ノ

Uraravity
You're not mentally scarred or anything are you??

Tenyaiida
I hope that Bakugou wasn't too harsh on you

Todoroki
Don't listen to anything he says

Un
I can't believe you guys would talk about my bestest buddy like this ಥ⌓ಥ
You're going to hurt his feelings

Todoroki
And?

Un


Deku
What happened??
What was he messaging you about??
You're not going to fight him right?

Un
Izu
I can't type faster than you
Nitro Type made that very clear

Deku
Just answer my questions

Uraravity
He's just worried :')
Give him a bb boi break

Deku
I don't need a break
I need answers

Wait

Tenyaiida
I advise that you don't engage in a fight with Bakugou
He is one of the strongest fighters in our class
Maybe even the whole school
Fighting him would be a very bad idea 👋✋

Un
Before I answer anything
What are those hands for Iida???

Uraravity
He does that in person
So I think hes trying to imitate it over text

Un


Tenyaiida
I'm not the one under question here 🙌

Un
That's so wholesome

Todoroki
It's more annoying than anything

Un
Good sir
I'm going to have to ask you to refrain
Not sustain

Todoroki
Excuse me?

Un
You heard me >_>

Deku
I
AM
DYING
___

Un
Okay okay, I'll spill
Basically, Bakugan challenged me to a fight

Deku

Tenyaiida
I reiterate
A very poor idea!!

Un
Oh my god
You drama queens

Deku
I can't say anything I'm dead

Un
Mhm, okay
Anyway, I messed with him a bit
Called him an atomic compound >:)

Deku
You didn't.

Un
Actually
I did
And it was hilarious
He was just like 'fuck you'
Which is SUCH an atomic response

Deku
I know,,,

Uraravity
This sounds so insulting
But I have no idea why

Deku
It's their go to insult

Todoroki
Rightfully so
It's good
I'll be sure to use it

Tenyaiida
Once again
That is probably not the best idea if we want to keep peace in class!

Todoroki
Bold of you to assume I want peace

Un

Deku
(•́ _ •̀ )

Un
I'm going to continue my story now 😤
So he said he was going to kick my ass
And I go 'Thanks for the offer but I'm trying to quit'
To which he described how we would kick my ass
Then I said I'd see him tomorrow
Then left
That's the story

Deku
I'll start planning your funeral

Uraravity
Wtf Deku!!
Stop being so dramatic

Deku
I'm just laying out the facts

Todoroki
Bakugou is a hothead who only thinks with his quirk

Un
Well duh
I know that
We're best friends ヾ(*´∇')ノ

Deku
Stop joking about that 😩
I'm legitimately scared for youuuu

Tenyaiida
___
If you'd like, I can give you advice and self defense techniques to use against Bakugou

Un
Oh my gosh
You could do that for me??


Tenyaiida
Yes I would
You are a friend
And I would rather not deal with the consequences of Bakugou harming a friend
Mainly for Bakugou's sake

Deku
Woah-
Iida

Uraravity
Wha??
Was that a threat!??

Un
Iida is making me go Doki Doki y'all


Uraravity
And that's saved

Deku
DELETE
DELETE

Tenyaiida
I'm simply looking out for you as I would any other classmate

Un
But I'm not a classmate
That's what makes it ✨ special ✨
Well,, I guess we could know each other irl
I wouldn't even know

Deku
That would be wild to think about

Uraravity
It'd be a huge coincidence!!
Probably super unlikely

Un
I mean, I basically only know one class in my school
My class pfft
Though, I guess I would've noticed a green haired nerd running around with a thicc notebook

Todoroki
That's not something you laugh about

Un
You're telling me you know everyone in every class in every grade in your school??

Todoroki
Personally?
No.
Mentally?
Yes.

Un
>_>
Okay, we get it
You're a cool kid

Deku
I mean

Un
PFFT

Uraravity
Do you seriously know everyone at the school??

Tenyaiida
You don't?
It's a rising hero's duty to be aware of the world around them at all times and that includes knowing the names and quirks of their potential allies of our UA classmates!
It's also just a good way not to be an asshole

Todoroki
My dad made me.

Un
Those are drastically different answers and I love them both

Deku

IIDA

Uraravity
Delete delete delete

Un
Uh,,
What are you guys wanting to delete about his message?

Deku
Delete delete xleetekw xeyshele

Tenyaiida has deleted a message

Deku

Uraravity
Thank the God's

Tenyaiida
Actually, I deleted the message
Not 'the gods'

Un
Y'all are overreacting here…

Deku
What do you mean??

Un
What are you freaking out for??
Iida just swore??

Uraravity

Wait,
You mean
You think we're worried about Iida swearing??

Todoroki
I've never heard him swear before
This is uncharted territory
This chat is ruining him

Tenyaiida
N

o such thing!
I used it as an A D J E C T I V E
Nothing more
Nothing less

Deku

Silly Iida!
I can't believe he swore
Hahaha

Un
Okay bitch
You ain't slick
You've been using reaction memes like crazy this whole chat 

Deku
;-;
Why are we swearing at me now

Un
Wow,
Love how you know I was talking to you

Uraravity
You love me too much to call me bitch :)

Un
Damn straight Ura
Or should I say
Damn homo ;)

Uraravity

You got me

Un
Heck yeah I did
Now
Tell me why y'all were so scared of iidas message :)

Deku
It was because he was swearing!!
Can't have our class rep being a delinquent

Un
Incorrect Izu
I know when you're lying

Deku
Lying??
Why would you accuse me of that!!

Un
Okay,
I get it
You don't trust me
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I don't expect you to

Deku
What??
Of course I trust you __!!!

Un
Then just tell me the truth dude
Or that you can't tell me
Like, just acknowledge that there's something to be said

Uraravity
Deku…

Todoroki
Come on Midoryia
You know what to do

Deku
I already said what it was!!
It's because Iida swore

Un
:/
It's okay
If you don't want to tell me I understand
Oh shit, it's 10:30?
That's my bedtime y'all 🤭
Goodnight Iida
Goodnight Todoroki
Goodnight Ura
Goodnight Midoryia

Un has logged off

Deku


They called me ..
Midoriya?

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