Un
Y'all
I'm crying
Tear flowing down my cheeks
It's like Niagra falls in here
Deku
Why??
Did something happen??
Uraravity
Who hurt you
Who must we mobilize the army against
Un
Pffft
No
These tears are of joy
Laughter
FUCKING PISSING MYSELF FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
Tenyaiida
Let's keep the profanity to a minimum!
Un
You'll be swearing once I tell this story, iida
Tenyaiida
I highly doubt that
Un
We'll see ;)
Anyway,
Listen up
I bumped into Bakugan again
Todoroki
I'm sorry
Uraravity
PFFT
Un
We all are :')
He walked up to me and asked what I did to him which was pretty funny because I don't think he understands still even though I explained it to him
Then he grabbed my shirt and completely demolished my personal bubble
Then he got mad because I called him 'bakugan' and I kinda just walked away
It was good
I think there bonding ヾ(*'∇')ﾉ
Uraravity
You don't exactly 'bond' with Bakugou
Todoroki
Tell that to Kirishima
Uraravity
OH?
Deku
You called him Bakugan to his face???
Do you have a death wish???
Un
Yes
Deku
...
I regret my question
Un
In any case
I'm going to force him to be my begrudging acquaintance and then we become a DYNAMIC DUO OF POWER
Deku
The sad part is that I actually believe that you can do this
Uraravity
...
Un
S A D
I feel betrayed Izu
After all we've been through
After everything I've done for you
Deku
That I didn't ask for!!
Un
Like making you watch Crazy Ex Girlfriend* ;)
Deku
Yes
Like making me watch Crazy Ex Girlfriend
And now I can't stop quoting the lyrics
Un
It's my job
Deku
Your job is ruining my life
Un
Oh no
Don't do it Izu
Deku
You ruined everything
Un
Izu,
you know there's another way
Deku
You RUINED EVERYTHING
YOU
STUPID
BITCH
Un
;-;
Todoroki
I remembered why I never unmute this chat
My eyes start burning whenever I look at it
Un
That might just be my spicey memes
I'm told they have that effect
Todoroki
There it goes again
The painful burn of horrible content
Un
You say that
But I see you saving every single one of my memes ;)
Todoroki
I am not
Tenyaiida
Actually, Todoroki, you are
We all see the notifications
You're not very sneaky
Todoroki
I thought only I could see that???
Uraravity
Nope
I just thought you were clicking the wrong button
But no
You just love ___'s memes
Todoroki
I admit nothing
Deku
Denial wont do you any good Todoroki
Un
Let him deny Izu
There are five stages of grief anyway ✊😤
Todoroki
And I'm currently not in any of them
Un
:)
Of course you aren't, Todoroki!!
Todoroki
And you say I'm not sneaky
I can feel the sarcasm
Un
Woah
Really??
Is your quirk heightened senses
Todoroki
Ha ha.
I get it
It's a reference to when I was confused on your quirk since you hadn't shared anything about it
Very clever
Genius even
Un
You know me so well ;)
OH SHIT
Uraravity
What??!
Un
My best friend just texted me
Deku
What?
But I'm right here-
Oh
OH
I wasn't informed I was demoted
Un
Izu no
Tis but a foolery
Deku
Is it ___
>_>
Un
Y E S
You know you have my heart
I mailed it last week ;-
Deku
Yeah mhm
I hope there's a return address
Un
Izu, it's Bakugan
BAKUGAN messaged me 😤
Deku
Oh
I see him as no threat to our friendship
Un
That's what I thought
...
Bitch
Deku
_
_ I SWEAR
TenyaIida
I've never seen Midoryia get so aggressive
Uraravity
Not gonna lie
Loving it
Todoroki
It was inside of him all along
Un
Y'all don't know anything pfft
You should've seen him.when I asked if Greg had left yet
He was all like 'WAIT GREG LEAVES??'
Deku
Yeah because it was the middle of their realtionship arc
Not cool😤
Todoroki
Wait
Greg leaves??
Un
...
Deku
...
Uraravity
...
Tenyaiida
...
Un
Woah
Look at all these notifications from our dear buddy Bakugan!
Better go answer them!!
Byeee
Un has gone to another chat
"I guess I'll need to mail Todoroki a formal apology..." I muttered as I switched chats.
"I'll also need to force him to make a group chat with me and Izu but that's a topic for another time."
Un has entered the chat
Un
Bakugou
My main man
Best buddy
Partner in crime
KingExplosionMuder
Shut the fuck up
Un
Woah-
I-
I guess I'll shut up now
Un has left the chat
KingExplosionMuder
HEY
GET BACK HERE YOU BRAINDEAD IDIOT
Un has entered the chat
Un
Woah
I'm getting insulted??
I feel so loved <3
KingExplosionMuder
That's not how you're supposed to react to an insult
D
o you have zero brain cells or something??
Un
I've got like three so stfu
KingExplosionMuder
You say that as though it's any better
Un
Says you
KingExplosionMuder
What's that supposed to mean??
Un
Well
It's just YOU
you know
you're a lot like an atomic compound
you're simple
you aren't connected to anything
and you have an extremely low boiling point
KingExplosionMuder
fuck you
Un
I prove my point
KingExplosionMuder
You think you're so smart huh 😤
Why don't you get your smartass to the corner then so I can kick it into the next dimension
Un
No thanks
KingExplosionMuder
What?
Un
Thanks for the offer but I'm trying to quit :)
KingExplosionMuder
I don't remember saying this was an offer??
Un
Oh?
Okay
I surrender
You win
KingExplosionMuder
YOU CANT DO THAT EITHER
Un
But,,,
That's what you wanted
You're giving me really mixed signals Bakugan
KingExplosionMuder
Don't
Call
Me
That
Un
You sure??
I think it's really clever
KingExplosionMuder
I'm going to kick your ass so hard
Un
I'm sure you will ;)
See you tomorrow buddy!!
Un has left the chat
KingExplosionMuder
I will literally blow your head off
ANSWER ME
As I was about to turn my phone off, the missing messages blew up in my face. I squinted, struggling to see against the bright light.
"Do I really want to get into this?" I checked mvy clock. 10:37.
"Yes I do."
~~~~~~
*Crazy Ex Girlfriend- This is a show by CW which follows Rebecca Bunch as she chases the dream of an old boyfriend while discovering more about herself
Meme credit to Kirkland_