Thank you to indecisive-fanchild
Patton: Whatttt? I don'ttt knowww whattt u talkiiing aboutt
Virgil: Are you good, dad?
Patton: pSSH, I'm fine.
Patton: *whispers* ɪᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ, ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʜᴇs sᴏ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴᴋs ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ɪs ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ. Hᴇ sᴍɪʟᴇs ᴏʀ ᴄᴜᴅᴅʟᴇs ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪs ᴏɴᴇsɪᴇ ɪ ʙᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʜɪᴍ ғᴏʀ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs.
Roman: What the he-