Daddyissues
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Me: SHOUTOOOOOOO
Daddyissues: this intro again
Me: fuck yes
Me: can you help me out
with grammar
Me: Im boutta fail dem midterms
Daddyissues: like there is
any hope for you left
Daddyissues: Ill help cause sometimes
I don't vomit when I see you
Me: w o w
thanks babe
Daddyissues: lets start with
Daddyissues: farther is for
physical distance, alright?
Me: yess like the distance
between our houses??????
Daddyissues: yeah, putting it in a sentence, "My house is farther away from school than your house."
Me: okayyy got ittt
Daddyissues: next is, further,
further is for metaphorical distance
Me: metaphorical distance,
noted
Me: can you give me a sentence??
Daddyissues: sure
Daddyissues: "Everyday we stray further away from god."
Me: mhmmm
now its more clear
Daddyissues: last comes, father,
and father is for emotional distance
Daddyissues: FUCK YOU endeavor
Me: LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
Daddyissues: Ive got
something to tell you
Me: what is it babe
Daddyissues: you see,
Nighteye has a long neck,
right?
Me: uhuh,
yeah I guess..?
Daddyissues: and so does Jeanist
Daddyissues: I've connected
the two dots
Me: what
Me: you didn't connect shit.
Daddyissues: Ive connected them
Me: oh yeah so,
I liked the pants you were
wearing today on our date
Daddyissues: thanks,
they were 50% off
Me: I'd like them 100% off
Daddyissues: but,
the store can't just sell free stuff
Me: thats not what I meant
Daddyissues: that would be
a terrible way to run a business
Daddyissues: wait
you're trying to make me forget
about the math problem
I sent you on snapchat
Daddyissues: (Y/N),
you better be able to tell me
what the formula is.
Me: chill plankton
Daddyissues: jesus fucking christ
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studying with babe???