Batman turned towards joker, "are you serious, I literally told you not to touch anything" Batman said irritated, joker shrugged smiling "anyway, let's have some fun, I'm bored, what do you say bats?" Joker asked. Batman ignored him and focused on the task at hand, he needed to take joker to the bat-cave. "Hold still" Batman said not giving joker anytime to respond when he put a blindfold on him. Soon enough they arrived at their destination, Batman undid the blindfold letting the joker see. "Wow, it IS as goth as everyone thought" joker said looking around. "Joker. Here. Now" Batman said pointing in front of him. Joker looked upset but shrugged it off and did as he was told. "What now bats, do you wish me to pleasure you" joker said winking with a smirk. Batman blushed but soon his face changed to disgust. "As if I would ever be caught dead with you in such a way!" Batman said. Joker shrugged, "your loss" he said turning around.
Sorry for the short chapter.