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Un
Fun fact
Anyone who wears pants to bed in the summer time is lame
Deku
But that would make you super lame??
Un
GSAP
Excuse you SIR
I'll have you know I've been an avid ANTI-SUMMERPANTS since the tender age of SIX YEARS OLD
I have standards Izu
And one of them is lacking pants
Deku
Please tell me you don't actually label yourself as an 'Anti-Summerpants'
Un
Spoken like a true Summerpants
Deku
I mean
Maybe
>_>
Un
And here I thought I could trust you .
Todoroki
Do you all only text at ungodly hours?
If so I'm going to have to leave before my sanity does
Un
Ah, todoroki
My todobroki
What a perfect time to drop in
Todoroki
...
I'd rather you call me Bakugo than that
Deku
PFFFT
Un
;-;
Okay fine Bakugo
Whoever that is,
You are now BAKUGO and everything which that name includes
Todoroki
I changed my mind
Un
Oh?
Come back to what I have to offer?
The light side
The better half of the world
____-city
Population: todobroki
Todoroki
I'd rather you just didn't address me at all
Un
(ಠ_ಠ)
You know what, fine
I'll get to the point
Are you a Summerpants?
Todoroki
A what
You forgot a space there
Un
Actually
Incorrect
Todoroki
What's a Summerpants?
Un
Deku
PFFFT
Todoroki
How do you know that?
Deku
It's so perfect
That meme is so perfect
Why have I never used that
Un
Did I hit a nerve?
I can delete it
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Deku
Noooo
It worked so well ;-;
Todoroki
Thank you
Un
Of course dude
Don't want you to be uncomfy in this fun guy chat
Deku
You say that while you disgrace me for wearing pants to bed
Un
Because that's LAME
Which reminds me
Todoroki
Pants or no pants?
Todoroki
…
I'm not going to answer that
Un
Mcscuse
This is a very serious question
Deku
I'm going to guess he's a Summerpants
The sensible side
Un
Pourquoi?
Is it because he speaks with a formal tone
Because that's a personal attack upon me whenever I talk to a new person
Deku
I mean
You're not wrong?
Un
Izu
I ask one question
ONE QUESTION
Just give me an answer hnnng
Deku
Okay okay
Todoroki definitely wears pajama sets
Like, matching tops and bottoms
Un
I see
So you're theorizing that if he owns pajama sets then he must be the person who wears them religiously
Deku
Exactly!!
Todoroki
Why am I the target of your conspiracies now?
Un
Because you didn't answer the question
This is your punishment
Todoroki
So if I answer the question
You'll go to bed?
Un
I mean,
I can let you believe that
Todoroki
I'll take it
I do wear pants when I sleep
Regardless of temperature
It's idiotic to not
Deku
Told ya
Un
Wowza
Color me impressed
Todoroki
How so?
Un
Preferably green ;)
Deku
Todoroki
…
Un
Wow
That joke completely died
Crashed and burned in a fire pit
Deku
Yeah
Uraraka can't save you now
Todoroki
Can you just go to sleep now
Or leave the chat so I can?
Un
Bold of you to assume you didn't have the power to sleep all along
It was just inside of you
Todoroki
My brain is also inside of me
Along with nerves that are triggered by the noise my phone makes whenever you text
Un
Deku
Don't you know how to turn your phone on silent??
Todoroki
Of course I do
It's the vibrate that I can't turn off…
Un
Try do not disturb my bud
Todoroki
Do not disturb?
Why would my phone have that setting
Un
Deku
Todoroki….
Todoroki
Don't respond as though I'm the incompetent one in this chat
Un
Oof, the claws are coming out
Deku
More like the sleep deprivation is setting in
Un
Bold of you to assume I'm sleep deprived
Todoroki
Bold of you to assume you're not
Un
I am
OFFENDED
I cultivate a very specific sleep schedule I'll have you know
Todoroki
Oh?
I'm sure you do
Un
I can hear the sarcasm in your tone
Todoroki
We've never shared a conversation
Un
I can H E A R it
Todoroki
Is your quirk super hearing then?
If so, listen up
Un
…
Deku
Wait, is ___ supposed to hear something?
Un
I don't know
But I kind of feel offended anyway
Todoroki
So your quirk doesn't enhance your hearing?
Un
No dude
What part of 'Atomic Mash-Up' sounds like ear enhancements
Todoroki
You assume I actually read messages in this chat
Un
You know what,
That's just mean (•́ _ •̀ )
Todoroki
Okay,
I apologize
Un
ヾ(*´∇')ﾉ
I feel loved
Todoroki
What's your quirk then
If not sense enhancement
Un
Hnnnnng
I hate explaining my quirk :')
Deku
I can explain it!!
Un
Oh shit yeah
I forgot you loved to take notes
Go for it Izu :)
Deku
Okay!!
Similar to their mother, ____ can see the chemical makeup of a substance by focusing on it!
But unlike their mom, they can't affect the speed of atoms or molecules in that substance.
Their quirk allows them to rearrange the components of the compound! This can be a simple removal of an element, a substitution of another element, or simply changing a bond!
Un
If I had a codename
It'd be Alchemist
Deku
That's what you'd choose??
Not Bond Breaker?
Or Moleclast?
Un
Nope
Because those are dumb
And they aren't FMA references
Deku
So you'd make this VERY IMPORTANT DECISION on an anime reference?
Un
Yup
Todoroki
Ironic considering your hero name is 'useless'
Un
PFFFT
That's why your username is 'Deku'???
I thought it was some funny self hatred
Izu whyyyy
Deku
It was to prove a point!!!
To show that I've grown as a person and hero!!
Un
*Cough*
butyournotaheroyourejust16
*cough*
Todoroki
___ has a point
Deku
Okay Todoroki >_>
You and I both know you have no room to talk
You just used your own name for your hero name!!
Todoroki
Yes I did
But it was because I wanted to
Not out of spite against Bakugou
Deku
So what if it was >_>
It was heartwarming and amazing
Todoroki
That's exactly why Mr. Aizawa looked at you as though you were high after you said it
Un
HNNNG
Gotta love Aizawa
Deku
How do you know our teacher???
Un
I don't
But he sounds awesome
Todoroki
Not in the teaching sense
Un
Your point being???
That's even better
Deku
Not when you have to try and learn history
Un
Nah,
This guy sounds like middle school Civics teacher
Deku
Un
Yeah, this bitch was so funny
He spent half the class dunking on the American election system and how stupid the electoral college was
And then he admitted to sleeping during his prep hour and saying he was just 'meditating'
Todoroki
Mr. Aizawa just sleeps
He doesn't use an excuse
Un
I love that
I need that type of energy in my life
Todoroki
I'm sure you could achieve it if you slept more
Un
>_>
You know what
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'm done with this
(ノ°Д°)ノ~┻━┻
I have standards of what I will put up with TODOROKI
I don't need this
I'm going to bed
Un has logged off
Todoroki
Thank God
Sleep for a long time
Preferably 8 hours
And don't text
Goodnight ___ and Midoryia
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Deku
Wow
Look at him
Caring for others :')
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